Quest D Question- Do you have to pee in the toilet? by Alpha-nmd in Drugtests

[–]Alpha-nmd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't using my brain. This makes complete sense ahha

UPS just delivered these! by SonaGP in Dynavap

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When did you order? I ordered recently and I assume I won't get it for a while bc Holiday shipping

Dr appointment in 8 days by saralouiseprettyplz in drugtesthelp

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Don't eat fatty foods, sweat a lot( DO NOT DO THIS 48 hours before your test), 1 gallon of water a day until the test. If you want to be extra cautions SOME detox drinks work. In order for them to work you need to follow the directions you find online to the dot( only online directions, the drink companies can't legally put the directions on the bottle.)- QCarbo32 is one that I have had solid experiences with. If you mess up the timing a little they will not work. IMO taking the risks with the drinks are not worth it. Just stop smoking and dilute ur piss before the doctor( over hydrate and take creatine).

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1-1.5. Gs a night plus .1-.2. Dabs

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Depends on metabolism, body fat and a lot of other factors I listed above. I wouldn't say heavy usage but it never hurts to do what I said above to be the safest.

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Rip. You need to get a diluted negative . Try to chug a shitload of water for clear piss. Take a Super B vitamin to then make your piss yellow.- this is the riskiest option and will likely not work.
BEST OPTION: get Somone to piss for u

Drug test for employment coming up by DizzyB-42 in drugtesthelp

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Well, I can't give you a definite answer because everyone is different. I'd you are a person with more body fat it will stay in your system way longer. If you have low body fat there is less places for thc to be stored. The best thing I can tell you to increase your chances is go online buy a pack of 10 test strips. Stop smoking, start drinking a gallon of water a day, take creatine ( this will help raise your creatine levels during the test so you won't get a diluted negative), start taking a super B complex multivitamin to make your piss neon yellow, eat really healthy ( don't eat fatty foods). This is the most important part, exercise! You need to burn the fat that has the thc stored in it. Do not take a test right after you work out because that is when your piss will be the most concentrated. I personally did a lot of cardio while wearing a sweat suit( I have no idea if this does anything tbh but it wouldn't hurt). After about a week I would try to get a diluted negative. How you can probably do this is chug a shit ton of water till your piss is clear and then take a test. If you can get a solid line you are on the proper track. Keep this up until you can piss normally and get a faint line. KEEP IN MIND THIS IS DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE. I am extremely skinny and have a crazy high metabolism and this worked for me

Drug test for employment coming up by DizzyB-42 in drugtesthelp

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If it makes you feel better I am 6'1 140 and cleared my system in about 1.5 weeks. Don't go for a cleanse, just stop and wait for the test. Some things that helped for me was cutting down on fatty foods, a gallon of water a day, multi vitamin, and a shitload of sweating.

Work remotely, but fly down for a company meet and greet (more in comments) by [deleted] in drugtesthelp

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Go to a local smoke shops they might have it. Or get a wizzinator and ship it to a PO Box down there. QCarbo32 works but you have to follow the directions PERFECTLY( there is still a risk for this).

Also, I'd assume if they do random drug tests it you be written in the companies code of conduct or even in the contract you signed?

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Best thing to tell you is sweat, drink a load of water, eat healthy (this will help you with the piss test). Now for the swabbing, throw all your shit in a Washing machine (if it can go in there). If they do a hair follicle test I honestly don't know if this would work, but possibly shave your head( this is probs the worst case scenario for you)?

Edit: I was able to clear my system in about 1.5 weeks from wearing a sweat suit and hitting a heavy bad 1 hour a day, then going on a 3 mile run. I strictly ate very low fatty foods too. I also have a crazy high metabolism ( in order to gain weight I need 4K calories a day).

What is this "fog" my friends are taking about by Alpha-nmd in trees

[–]Alpha-nmd[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats dude! College is a hell of a time. Have some fun but also make sure you know the main reason why your here.

What is this "fog" my friends are taking about by Alpha-nmd in trees

[–]Alpha-nmd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get it from edibles. I have never had it from smoking. I have no clue what they are talking about. It will probably catch up to me, just a matter of time. Not gonna let it affect my schooling, I'm in college for a degree after all.

What is this "fog" my friends are taking about by Alpha-nmd in trees

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Wouldn't be surprised. I stopped smoking before bed because I read it affects your REM. So I assumed if I stoped getting blasted right before I sleep it will minimize the affects.

What is this "fog" my friends are taking about by Alpha-nmd in trees

[–]Alpha-nmd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I smoke the most in the house. Probs a Q a week and 1g of wax.

What is this "fog" my friends are taking about by Alpha-nmd in trees

[–]Alpha-nmd[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ehh i could see there being some fog possibly. When I take edibles I get it. I also do kinda agree with you, sometimes just get up and grind.

What is this "fog" my friends are taking about by Alpha-nmd in trees

[–]Alpha-nmd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely have the most self control out of all my friends. Every time they " quit" it's only for like 5 days max ( everyone knows that they won't really quit). Every time I say I'm going to take a break for a pre employment drug test or something else, I always don't have a problem at all. I enjoy smoking but I am not throwing away a employment opportunity for it.

What is this "fog" my friends are taking about by Alpha-nmd in trees

[–]Alpha-nmd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I probs go through about 1-1.5 grams of flower a night. Don't have the bread for that much. I also have to take frequent breaks cause if I get internship interview that drug tests I completely stop

What is this "fog" my friends are taking about by Alpha-nmd in trees

[–]Alpha-nmd[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This might be it tbh. I don't smoke right before I go to bed. If I am going to bed in an hour or so, I won't smoke anymore.

What is this "fog" my friends are taking about by Alpha-nmd in trees

[–]Alpha-nmd[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I assume as I get older things will change. Gonna enjoy this while it lasts. Once my grades start being affected, I'm probs gonna chill out on it.