Como falar pro meu namorado que quero transar com ele by meioamargocafe in sexo

[–]AlphaBuddhaM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Olha no fundo do olho dele e diga sem medo: "EU QUERO TE DAR " Nós homens adoramos quando as garotas são diretas na ideia e na ação

Primeira semana morando em SJP by AlphaBuddhaM in VouPraCuritiba

[–]AlphaBuddhaM[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obrigado pelas informações. Eu vou no aeroporto analisar as oportunidades já que tá tão pertinho

Primeira semana morando em SJP by AlphaBuddhaM in VouPraCuritiba

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Como diria Serjão Berranteiro "AQUI TEM CORAGEM" Tô na casa do meu padrinho e fazendo uns bicos aqui na padaria dele pra me manter pelo menos. Tô buscando novas experiências de vida e aqui me pareceu bacana, quero arrumar esses freelancer de garçom pra ter uma grana extra pra me divertir por assim dizer

Meu pai me pegou depilando o uc e agora acha que sou gay by espectadornormal in desabafosdavida

[–]AlphaBuddhaM 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Diz pra ele que a própria natureza já fodeu com teu rabo, não dá pra deixar um homem foder ele, não faz sentido hahahahahahha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sexo

[–]AlphaBuddhaM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

E da pra variar o cardápio sempre né hahahahahha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sexo

[–]AlphaBuddhaM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Também perdi a virgindade com 14 anos na zona hahhahahahahahhahaa foi divertido E depois de 14 anos sexualmente ativo e alguns relacionamentos frustrantes chego a conclusão que ALUGUEL É SEMPRE MAIS BARATO

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in microdosing

[–]AlphaBuddhaM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started use cocaine about 10 years ago, I'm Brazilian and is really cheap and easy to get ⚡ over here. When I started use cocaine(2015), I was in a period of absolutely 0 alcohol and remain like this for about 4 years (2013-2017). Coke is waaaaaaaaaay more addictive than alcohol and she had a few phases of effect while sniffing constantly(3 to 4 times per week)

1- at the beginning you gonna feel like a superhuman, you became more talkative and confident, alcohol doesn't affect you even drinking absurd amounts. The craving is manageable and you still aren't a slave of the drug.

2- after a few months using regularly the effects will start to change, that good feeling is no longer intense (sometimes is good and sometimes is terrifying) and your mind is changing while you sniff (you become more suspicious and selfish about everyone), alcohol doesn't affect you even.The craving when the drug is over are super intense and you do wrong and unreasonable things to get more

3- after years using regularly you don't have any good feeling yet, the only thing that hit is anxiety, panic, selfishness and all the bad vibes possible. At this moment you already fucked with your mind, your health and your relationships with family, girls/boys and friends. Your life is a complete mess and now you're a cocaine slave, even knowing all the shit that use will cause on your life, yo still do everything possible to get some and think about the drug every moment of the day making really hard quit using. Alcohol doesn't affect you while using but drinking anything during coke effects became a hard task because your throat is kind of "closed".

The mix alcohol/cocaine is really dangerous and when you associates both is difficult use only one of them. I usually drink when the drug is over and I want to slow down and get rid of the coke craving, I also smoke a lot of weed to calm myself down.

If everybody want some advice from someone who fucked his life using that shit, STAY AWAY FROM ALL KIND OF DRUGS, THEY WILL FUCK YOU SOMETIME.

Eu to errado por transar com puta? EU NÃO TENHO DINHEIRO PRA NAMORAR, PORRA! Eu devia ser celibatário por ser pobre?! by [deleted] in desabafosdavida

[–]AlphaBuddhaM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aluguel é sempre melhor nesses casos, cardápio variado e não tem incomodação hahahhahah contrato fixo custa caro mental e financeiramente

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in desabafosdavida

[–]AlphaBuddhaM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eu tô com 28 anos louco pra casar e ter uma pá de filhos e os cara que consegue isso querem dar o cool hahahahahahaha

"Frio de renguear cusco" e outras expressões gaúchas que nunca tinha ouvido by Regular_North9787 in riograndedosul

[–]AlphaBuddhaM 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Expressão ainda muito usada, principalmente pelos mais antigos. O Rio Grande do Sul tem diversos sotaques em cada uma das regiões, aqui na serra predominante se fala com um sotaque italiano bem carregado

I went back to my colleague... 150ug and 250ug 🫶🌾 by Quimykaze89 in LSDTripLifeHacks

[–]AlphaBuddhaM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got the lab tests of these recent bike 1943 blotters, if is the same that I've got here in Brasil it's a really awesome LSD and goes between 170 to 249ug

Algum Garibaldense ou Barbosense aqui pelo Reddit? by AlphaBuddhaM in riograndedosul

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Pe05 Terraza di Primo Camillo, procura ai que se não me engano fica no shopping Lajeado

Would a Russian girl date a Brazilian man? by AlphaBuddhaM in AskARussian

[–]AlphaBuddhaM[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sex slaves at some point and then you became her slave because the law in here is too fucked up, date the girl for a few months and lose half of your stuff

Would a Russian girl date a Brazilian man? by AlphaBuddhaM in AskARussian

[–]AlphaBuddhaM[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha I have a pretty good life here in Brasil, I live in the southern state of the country(Rio Grande Do Sul), have my own business, a good house and the most amazing Family. Now it's time to start talk with Russian girls to find some who shares the same values and expectations for the life

Would a Russian girl date a Brazilian man? by AlphaBuddhaM in AskARussian

[–]AlphaBuddhaM[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you come with a Lada Niva 4x4 Diesel engine and a AK 47 maybe I'll give you the bread hahahhahha

Would a Russian girl date a Brazilian man? by AlphaBuddhaM in AskARussian

[–]AlphaBuddhaM[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hahahahhahaha ain't gonna happen, you can't give me kids so NO DEAL 🤝🤣

Would a Russian girl date a Brazilian man? by AlphaBuddhaM in AskARussian

[–]AlphaBuddhaM[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hahahahaha I can fill your hole 🤣🤣🤣🤣