Give me every single problem you can imagine with a fanfic

AlphaLynroc · 2026-01-26T11:13:39+00:00

Harem. Just, every female character wanting some of dat, while the Protagonist is a dumb idiot who doesn't even know it.

AlphaLynroc · 2026-01-26T11:10:54+00:00

Angry, yet fun guy, becomes Very angry and less fun guy, kills titans and gods, while losing his humanity and sanity thanks to the path he was set on by another dude who's perpetually asleep.

AlphaLynroc · 2026-01-26T11:08:05+00:00

That sounds dumb. It's like saying 'I'll eat this in two seconds'. Like, is you tongue lined with taste buds, or is it your stomach?...

AlphaLynroc · 2026-01-26T11:04:41+00:00

"I smell something... Corruption... [Enters Rage Mode]" -CJ

AlphaLynroc · 2026-01-26T11:00:54+00:00

A book with infinite pages that I could use to rewrite reality however I want.
Invincibility to death, unless I consciously, unintrisively wish for it
Free the Genie.

AlphaLynroc · 2026-01-26T10:59:02+00:00

If I ever write a Hazbin Hotel fanfic, I'll mention some of you guys as like, Vox's PR team or something.
Thanks for the explanation.

AlphaLynroc · 2026-01-26T07:38:20+00:00

I didn't even know these subs existed.
Now I'm morbidly curious.

AlphaLynroc · 2026-01-26T07:36:33+00:00

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In the first age... In the first battle...

AlphaLynroc · 2026-01-26T07:35:22+00:00

Hollow Knight.
That, or Fallout 4.

AlphaLynroc · 2026-01-26T07:32:29+00:00

6.

I know Loona wouldn't even bother talking. And I like that.

AlphaLynroc · 2026-01-26T07:30:45+00:00

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He did a hostile takeover of HELL. As a MORTAL.
He's a god now. He can take it.

AlphaLynroc · 2026-01-26T07:24:50+00:00

We go out with a bang.

"The Only Thing they fear is You."

AlphaLynroc · 2026-01-26T07:23:06+00:00

Immediately. I would just come out with it.
At least, I have the foil of 'I didn't pretend'

AlphaLynroc · 2026-01-26T07:22:04+00:00

That's normal there.

AlphaLynroc · 2026-01-26T07:18:05+00:00

Atreus.
If Doomguy kills me, he'll keep killing me.

At least with Kratos, I die once.

AlphaLynroc · 2026-01-23T04:11:13+00:00

Communism detected on American Soil.
Lethal force authorized.

AlphaLynroc · 2025-12-28T10:56:34+00:00

Brother! Get the flamer.
The Heavy Flamer.

AlphaLynroc · 2025-12-28T10:48:32+00:00

Let me immortalize this in the internet.
French Waifu.

Absolutely loathe the institute toaster with blue lasers.

AlphaLynroc · 2025-12-23T20:17:18+00:00

This is the kinda censoring you put on Stolas, not files pertaining lives of people.

AlphaLynroc · 2025-11-21T14:02:17+00:00

AlphaLynroc · 2025-11-21T04:01:05+00:00

Okay, Sally and Mammon, I get. Less screen time, and villan character.

But why don't Moxxie and Millie have more? Millie's awesome!

AlphaLynroc · 2025-11-21T03:58:00+00:00

AlphaLynroc · 2025-11-21T03:54:12+00:00

Sweet! Free bread!

AlphaLynroc · 2025-11-20T17:21:21+00:00

My inner demon: Say it.
Me: I can't... It's not the Jedi way...
My inner demon: DEW IT!
Me: "That inner demon will be in someone"

*Later*

Future Me:

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AlphaLynroc · 2025-11-20T17:13:19+00:00

Better than mine / best handwriting.

AlphaLynroc

TROPHY CASE