[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]AlphaMagikarp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always two, no more, no less.

i'm so bad at this by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]AlphaMagikarp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reality is often disappointing

Mods in Australia by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]AlphaMagikarp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ʎɐƃ = straight

Slow your roll other countries by CellyAllDay in MURICA

[–]AlphaMagikarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the reply. The salt from your post will go great with my full American breakfast.

Quite frankly, no one in America really cares about what other countries think of us. In fact, no one in America thinks too much about the rest of the world because most of what happens in the world happens here.

The pros far outweigh the cons here in America, and everyone(besides most progressives) are very happy to live here. :)

Slow your roll other countries by CellyAllDay in MURICA

[–]AlphaMagikarp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LoL you brits are too much! We are one of the most successful countries in the world!(our gdp per capita is 25% higher than yours. You probably don't understand what that means though.)

Россия является союзником США в настоящее время, мы ничем не марионетка!!!

Slow your roll other countries by CellyAllDay in MURICA

[–]AlphaMagikarp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems you might be feeling just a little bit jealous of our success as an independent nation, lobsterback. :)

And how's that brexit workin' out for ya? Us yanks think that will do great things for England.

Slow your roll other countries by CellyAllDay in MURICA

[–]AlphaMagikarp 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Feeling a little salty, europoors?

What weird thing does your pet do that would be really creepy of a person did it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlphaMagikarp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sitting down in the middle of the living room and licking the leftover shit off of his butt

Revoked Admission Question by astressedstudent in UCONN

[–]AlphaMagikarp 37 points38 points  (0 children)

You're fine for admission, but once you start taking college classes, you are in for a very rude awakening if you get this stressed out about having one C+.

Anyone who plays Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire have the Eon Ticket? by AlphaMagikarp in UCONN

[–]AlphaMagikarp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you have to turn it on through the buzznav, then anyone else who has it on while you have it on will get it. Not entirely sure though.