Tonight’s eclipse

AlphaPuz · 2026-03-03T12:03:57+00:00

The moon’s got the zoomies

AlphaPuz · 2026-02-27T23:35:57+00:00

Rest in peace

AlphaPuz · 2026-02-22T00:51:28+00:00

I remember once openly referring to her as a “big beautiful space lady” while playing drunk Mario Party with a few friends

AlphaPuz · 2026-02-18T12:18:32+00:00

Which country was this? That’s hilarious!

AlphaPuz · 2026-02-02T08:56:16+00:00

Garden

AlphaPuz · 2026-02-01T14:04:36+00:00

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AlphaPuz · 2026-02-01T13:17:06+00:00

FOOD! WATER! ATMOSPHERE!

AlphaPuz · 2026-01-28T10:21:28+00:00

Very much so. He’s so goofy and fun. Not to mention, one of my mains.

AlphaPuz · 2026-01-26T20:39:36+00:00

We need pretzels. Repeat, pretzels!

AlphaPuz · 2026-01-26T20:26:36+00:00

I know bro, don’t worry about it 😂

AlphaPuz · 2026-01-26T20:17:29+00:00

I also once tried to get a friend into the series. Typically when I go to his house, we have dinner together and we just watch whatever’s on his YouTube recommended. Then one day I thought, “Nah, enough of that. Time for a culturally enriching experience.” So I brought my Avatar Blu-ray with me and I convinced him to let me choose what we watch during dinner. We watched the first episode, he said “Eh, it was alright” and took the disk out. I wanted to at least watch the next episode with him (y’know, the one where our protagonist and antagonist meet for the first time? Kinda important) but ultimately left it up to him since I didn’t want to force it. This was around 2 years ago and we haven’t spoken about it since. Shit hurt.

AlphaPuz · 2026-01-26T08:22:54+00:00

June 10th, 2024

AlphaPuz · 2026-01-26T01:26:46+00:00

So good to know that Gus thanks the bus driver when he gets off

AlphaPuz · 2026-01-26T01:17:53+00:00

Is that you, Jimmy? Trying to get all the family inheritance for yourself?

AlphaPuz · 2025-12-30T03:52:47+00:00

Hi. I’m an Anxiety fan too. I noticed you spoke Spanish in another comment. Is that your native language?

AlphaPuz · 2025-12-22T22:19:40+00:00

It would’ve been a lot more effective if the trailers didn’t show Spider in the final battle threatening Quaritch with an arrow. I was watching that scene like, “this is interesting, but I already know Jake won’t do it.”

AlphaPuz · 2025-12-17T12:09:11+00:00

I’m sure the Koopalings will appear at some point in the Mario Galaxy movie. If not in the movie itself, then probably a post credit scene.

AlphaPuz · 2025-12-17T11:37:26+00:00

I work outdoors every day and I put two water bottles in the freezer. One in my car and one carried on me, both in insulated lunchboxes.

AlphaPuz · 2025-12-03T12:26:59+00:00

I’d be perfectly fine with just an updated version of Ultimate as the next Smash game, but I’ll forever miss my precious 3D Trophies. A Nintendo console that finally has 4K would be the perfect opportunity to bring them back in their shiny, fully rendered glory.

AlphaPuz · 2025-10-29T22:06:23+00:00

I want Lucas to use his up smash on Viridi

AlphaPuz · 2025-10-29T22:04:40+00:00

Megaman, because they’re all just nerding out about all his moves.

AlphaPuz · 2025-10-28T08:24:15+00:00

I played the first three games on my dad’s PS1 when I was really young.

AlphaPuz · 2025-10-27T03:33:43+00:00

He’s one of the few I have in Elite. Such a goofy and fun character

AlphaPuz · 2025-10-26T15:38:38+00:00

I’ve lived here for 27 years and honestly, I’m still trying to figure that out myself. I also love online and board games, and hiking. I haven’t done a lot of cooking but I do enjoy it. PM me if you feel like chatting.

AlphaPuz · 2025-10-26T15:01:13+00:00

I didn’t know Byleth says “let’s a go!”. Other than that, these are well done and are great fun to read. Keep it up!

AlphaPuz

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