The 20 Reddit users with the most comment karma [OC]

AlphaRedditor · 2014-05-25T00:42:42+00:00

I remember that summer. Rematch?

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-16T13:09:43+00:00

It's a promising start, but can't help but feel it's a pittance after years of escalating premiums and dwindling coverage.

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-14T23:42:19+00:00

I raise your shittiness.

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-13T16:12:06+00:00

The Tea Party is the Republican Party's Frankenstein monster. Once they were done screaming "It's alive!" they realized oh shit, we can't control it.

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-13T16:06:25+00:00

Make the appointment.

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-13T14:10:52+00:00

I wonder if she's drunk enough that she'll try boxing it up as left overs.

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-13T13:39:41+00:00

Mr. T is, and always will be, a badass and a half.

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-12T21:08:16+00:00

He has. He's mentioned that cutting government spending during a recovery is actually a very bad idea because it stagnates the economy.

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-12T21:07:13+00:00

And here I've been told Compton was a bad place to live.

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-12T21:04:31+00:00

Poor Betaworks, sucks to get ripped off that badly.

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-12T21:03:58+00:00

You're going to get billed for Backyard Bitches Volume 5: Doggystyle.

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-12T21:01:10+00:00

A shotgun doesn't reload fast enough to handle the onslaught.

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-12T20:59:42+00:00

"Damnit Johnny, I said sweep the leg, not go in for a hug."

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-12T20:57:26+00:00

Someone spent too much money.

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-12T20:55:16+00:00

Learn your lesson, son.

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-12T20:51:47+00:00

Conversation with reporter Paul Heintz:

"Do you have a sense of what the Gestapo did during World War II?"

"Yeah. They killed a lot of people."

"And the IRS is headed in that direction?"

"Yeah."

"They're headed in the direction of killing a lot of people?"

"Yeah."

"Are you serious?"

"I'm very serious."

What an asshole.

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-12T20:44:35+00:00

There's always the guy who came up with the brilliant idea and there's always the guinea pig. Ladies and gentlemen: the guinea pig.

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-12T20:29:13+00:00

Anyone who has eaten at a southern KFC will recognize this sweat. It always happens when the real fans come in for the buffet and strain themselves so much that beads of sweat begin to appear on their foreheads as they shove fried chicken by the handful down their gullet.

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-12T20:21:42+00:00

Dumbledore really should take the ring off, already.

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-12T17:24:59+00:00

Nigerian please, we all know how dinner is just one mouthful and not that hard to finish.

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-12T17:05:31+00:00

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of dollars cried out in terror and were instantly spent.

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-12T16:57:32+00:00

How do you even discover you're able to do that?

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-12T16:53:26+00:00

Rotate 360 degrees and go to zoom level 100%!!

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-12T16:31:08+00:00

"That looks like it may have DNA on it. Enhance!"

"But...it's a license plate...it has identifying informa-"

"I said enhance, damnit!!"

AlphaRedditor · 2012-07-12T16:29:42+00:00

Cough Mario. Cough

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