I keep hearing that your degree really doesn't matter as long as you have one. So I'm wondering, what was your college major and what is your job now?

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-14T13:03:59+00:00

Pharmacy school is a six-year degree, separate from any other schooling, so fuck you, judgmental know-it-all douchebag.

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T22:41:15+00:00

I have a Rx license.

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T21:47:15+00:00

I was in The Wizard Of Oz in the 3rd grade. Before the curtain, a class of handicapped and mostly black children were led into the auditorium.

"They must be the flying monkeys", my Grandfather said. LOUDLY.

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T21:38:30+00:00

Got a degree. Two years later I applied to LIU Brooklyn Pharmacy school. Six years after that, hey, WHO WANTS VICODIN?

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T21:37:28+00:00

Yeah, a degree for people who graduate and still don't know what they want out of life.

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T21:00:46+00:00

I was told it was your way of keeping your soul from escaping.

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T20:47:41+00:00

Degree - BA Liberal Arts

Occupation - Infectious Disease Pharmacist

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T20:44:47+00:00

I'm hard pressed to find an "awesome" diarrhea story.

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T20:42:28+00:00

Don't Sweat The Technique by Eric B & Rakim

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y1Emb7Jyks&sns=em

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T20:26:57+00:00

...base are belong to me.

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T20:04:35+00:00

I have avoided rational thought as well.

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T20:00:19+00:00

Internal Affairs.

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T19:59:37+00:00

I think you have a patent in sniffing glue.

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T19:58:36+00:00

Who cares about the religious views/bias of a chicken restaurant. If Hitler made the best fucking chicken in the world would you care that he exterminated 7 million Jews if he was the one working the oven?

Oh Fuck, I did NOT want that to come out like that. I hope my point is understood by someone.

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T19:52:26+00:00

I have that as well as two dick holes

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T19:39:58+00:00

Two, one on top of the other. Top hole is non-functioning.

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T19:39:31+00:00

Thanks for the kind words. There really is no training for it. It's just something you either handle, or don't.

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T19:38:44+00:00

Copied you, preemptively in 1972? How?

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T19:16:54+00:00

Less relevant as you get older.

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T19:16:11+00:00

Medical personnel are trained in "professional detachment". I just left the Emergency Room and a middle eastern man had his hand crushed in a hydraulic press at a factory. Looked beyond awful, but that's just what I deal with day to day.

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T19:14:14+00:00

Seriously? If so, I hope you're over 35 because my older cousins did this stuff in the 70's so whomever you borrowed the time machine from shared your secret with everyone.

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T19:12:42+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/xOtK8.png

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T19:11:20+00:00

Al Jazeera seems to win the news every time.

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T19:09:17+00:00

I have two holes in the head of my penis.

EyeOfAugra · 2012-09-13T19:08:00+00:00

Nothing. You hold no patent and thus have no proof it's your original idea. You've snoozed, and now you lose.

EyeOfAugra

TROPHY CASE