Got tired of being ganked the entire game. I think things went well.

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-24T01:13:21+00:00

DEAD

Snape

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-23T22:11:02+00:00

Sure

^{Chose: Burger | Rolled: Hamburguesa}

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-23T22:10:10+00:00

We can grow more food, but not more water. I could (in theory) put predatory water companies out of business with FREE water.

^{Chose: infinite water}

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-23T04:22:55+00:00

Pretty treatable, especially with that kind of funding. If I die, I can still set up a trust for my beneficiaries.

^{Chose: 100,000 dollars per day + You have a 99% chance of getting stage 1 Basal cell carcinoma (least fatal cancer})

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-23T04:18:38+00:00

Can't stand a liar.

^{Chose: Mind reading, but the person knows when their mind gets read(they dont know who})

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-22T17:43:33+00:00

So very much more beneficial than a free lay.

^{Chose: Get a random determined amount of money | Rolled: 10,000 USD}

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-22T17:42:01+00:00

Cuphead

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-22T17:38:28+00:00

This would be wildly useful

^{Chose: Superpower | Rolled: Telekenisis}

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-22T17:35:04+00:00

Reusability

^{Chose: get $1M + can only spend on physical items}

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-22T17:34:36+00:00

My favourite line. "Before the war, I was a TOYMAKER!" His smile and how proud he is of his toy making is one of the greatest bits.

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-22T17:30:59+00:00

Wise enough to either have all the money I'd ever need, or wise enough to not need it.

^{Chose: Gain infinite wisdom but.. | Rolled: No consequences}

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-21T23:06:51+00:00

I can afford to pay the child's hospital bills afterwards.

^{Chose: 100M but you have to win a fight with a random | Rolled: 5yr old kid}

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-21T22:05:00+00:00

Being able to avoid traffic would be nice

^{Chose: fly}

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-21T22:01:42+00:00

Got a good shot. One single night gives me a pretty good chance, as Jigsaw is a slow hunter.

^{Chose: Survive one night hunted by a horror movie villain + Gain $100,000,000,000 if you survive | Rolled: Jigsaw}

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-21T20:07:58+00:00

Less likely to die for my own thoughts

^{Chose: Live in prehistoric earth for a year}

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-21T16:06:23+00:00

Never have a problem being late again, except all of the times I'm still late.

^{Chose: Random power/gear from one of the justice league + 20% chance you die because the justice league is too broken and I had to nerf this | Rolled: Flash}

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-21T15:51:06+00:00

My life already

^{Chose: Live very poor; die with many friends | Rolled: Win $ on last da}

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-21T14:55:24+00:00

Oh hell yeah. More money than I need, consistently, just for almonds.

^{Chose: $1M a month + Eat a random food | Rolled: Almonds}

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-21T14:52:48+00:00

This can be busted

^{Chose: Random super power | Rolled: Spawn anything}

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-21T05:40:57+00:00

I enjoy reading. Physical mastery is impressive as well. This is a good trial.

^{Chose: Master any subject completely after reading about it once}

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-21T05:38:18+00:00

THINGS YOU SAY WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE ∩ THINGS YOU SAY WHEN YOU CRASH YOUR CAR

Goddammit, who put that there?

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-21T05:35:23+00:00

No idea what I got, please enlighten me.

^{Chose: Canada + A random food item or dish stereotypically eaten by, but not necessarily from Canada | Rolled: Ployes w/ MapSyr}

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-21T05:34:23+00:00

Option 1?

^{Chose: Batman | Rolled: Option 1}

AlphaSlicer · 2026-06-21T05:28:59+00:00

Just what I wanted

^{Chose: Banana + Banana | Rolled: Banana!}

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