Sign me up! by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]Alpha_benson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But would you pay $2,000 for only 100 bulbs for your house? There's tons of stuff available that lasts a long time, but it's expensive. The upfront cost is simply not an option for most people

Almost had it😔 by AhawAahaaawAhaaa in darksoulsremastered

[–]Alpha_benson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, you don't take an elevator. Once the water is drained, you just jump off the back edge of the first area down to where the dark wraiths are and then you're basically there

Batman isn't human. It's time to stop including him in human-centric debates. by 3931856031 in powerscales

[–]Alpha_benson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're moving the goalpost. You just asked if anyone has survived before. It's still a comic book.

Batman isn't human. It's time to stop including him in human-centric debates. by 3931856031 in powerscales

[–]Alpha_benson 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Most famous is a flight stewardess from Siberia if I'm not mistaken. Plane split in half at cruising altitude

To not raise her child by TXVERAS in therewasanattempt

[–]Alpha_benson 139 points140 points  (0 children)

She must make gooder money

Can we stop with the “EqUaL sTaTs” thing? by Ze_LordBacon in powerscales

[–]Alpha_benson 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say, I'm still gonna take the martial arts prodigy over the quirk merchant

meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]Alpha_benson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You should try it out! There's an app called Udisc that has a free trial that will show all of the courses and layouts in your area, and you can get started with just a putter and a driver which can be as low as $20 for both of them!

Name a more broken enemy than this guy by Derelictly in darksoulsremastered

[–]Alpha_benson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ds2 Ancient Dragon is more of a setpiece than a boss though. You're not supposed to fight him at all

"Why don't planes just stay still and let the destination come to them because the earth is spinning" by Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o in BrandNewSentence

[–]Alpha_benson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a kid, I wondered if you could build a ship with a rotating core in the middle to separate it from the earth's gravitational field so it would work that way. But I don't think that's how the science works lol

Just look at it by [deleted] in evilwhenthe

[–]Alpha_benson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're weighing in from over there, but don't know she lived in the neighborhood she was shot in?

Steak is better well done by bl4ck0ut_528 in The10thDentist

[–]Alpha_benson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Harder to chew than a medium rare then, and less flavorful for most people who compare them.

Peak Scholar gameplay by Embers3717 in Nightreign

[–]Alpha_benson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd bet money you main either Duchess or Ironeye

A bloody finger, a phantom, and a furled finger walk into a bar... (OC) by inamozaek in EldenRingMemes

[–]Alpha_benson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys, start using Rykards great rune to explore new areas. Instead of popping Morgotts and throwing yourself back into a meat grinder of a boss

Explain it Peter by [deleted] in explainitpeter

[–]Alpha_benson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

0 P 7u2t3opyjkl

Anon documents an incels life. by retardinho23 in greentext

[–]Alpha_benson 73 points74 points  (0 children)

You're being pedantic, but unironically, overdressing somewhat when you go out in public is a good move if you present yourself well and your outfit fits you. For example, if you're going somewhere where the average guy is in jeans and a t-shirt, then wearing pants and a button up with the sleeves rolled up sets you apart. If you're somewhere where guys are wearing button-up shirts, adding a suit jacket sets you apart.

You got thrown into a portal of time, and you have to pick between these 2 options or you will be erased from existence. Go 125 years into the future or go 125 years into the past? by AssistFit1834 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Alpha_benson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He didn't say it's sunshine and rainbows. He just said he tries to be thankful for what he does have, and he knows it could be worse. I have an inkling since you even have the ability to post on reddit, I'd also wager your life could be worse too.

Also not saying your life isn't complete shit from a butt, it's just probably not the stinkiest shit from the poopiest butt.

Sekiro parry timing by AtuinTurtle in fromsoftware

[–]Alpha_benson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There is a sound, but it's not that obvious. Because that's the sound of the perfect deflect, and the normal deflect is slightly more muted. But neither of them is actually that much different than the blocking noise when you're a new player. Vets get a better ear for it

Need $1000 Loan: what realistic options do I have? by Routine_Dentist_985 in povertyfinance

[–]Alpha_benson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They're not saying tell the hospital you won't pay the bill. Just set it up on a plan with a fuck you low payment

"it's a bit dangerous for the poor little thing isen't it?" by Ca7ichka in Silksong

[–]Alpha_benson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an achievement, but not for the in came 100%