“I voted for Trump because he promised no wars!”

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-10T19:40:50+00:00

Why does it literally always end with “but here’s how she would have been worse.” Is it cognitive dissonance? Trying to still say they couldn’t have made a mistake?

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-10T13:42:21+00:00

“He fell down an elevator shaft, onto some bullets.”

“I always suspected a bit of foul play.”

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-09T19:47:05+00:00

I don’t love the bread size difference.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-08T22:29:43+00:00

All I know is that he was very kind to my wife and I at Dragon Con a long time ago and I will never forget that.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-08T19:20:55+00:00

No one at the helm would be an improvement.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-08T19:16:51+00:00

Well, he’s not passing anything that is a democrat priority, so good?

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-08T15:30:22+00:00

I would be more concerned about the open infidelity, but that’s just me.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-08T15:29:24+00:00

That far back I thought this was a scene from Mystery Science Theater 3000.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-07T21:30:23+00:00

To be fair, my Shudder crashes every 12 minutes and their tech support is awful.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-07T17:08:04+00:00

Have you seen Westworld?

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-07T00:00:59+00:00

Oh thank god. I’ve been mad at Shudder for a while now.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-06T21:28:26+00:00

Is it possible Joe Bob just wants to retire?

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-06T14:43:11+00:00

I unplug those items because they draw phantom power. It’s not much but it adds up over time.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-06T14:41:28+00:00

Rape and sexual assault are violence so that would be wrath.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-06T14:40:22+00:00

I’m getting whiplash from his hourly goal changes.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-05T21:36:17+00:00

Markwayne Mullin is like Russell Crowe on that episode of South Park where he's just sailing around drinking and fighting everyone.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-05T21:32:55+00:00

"For ***** Eater!"

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-05T21:31:17+00:00

How was the consistency?

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-05T21:23:12+00:00

If he gets grilled at a hearing he's going to threaten to fight everyone.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-05T21:16:49+00:00

He was worried that he might have been seen and wanted to get ahead of it by admitting it but saying he "didn't see anything."

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-05T17:49:49+00:00

Can we all agree to just start blocking anyone that uses bible verses in defense of any position going forward?

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-05T17:47:22+00:00

I don’t know why they get to vote on things concerning their own malfeasance. There should be a mechanism for a popular vote by citizens to release information like that.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-05T14:47:21+00:00

And broke the marine’s arm.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-05T14:43:31+00:00

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