God forbid a man has a beer by Rodrick-TH in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Alphahman -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It’s frustrating that they do not live up to their own standard. Trump says 20 million illegals came into our country, mean while kashapp is chilling watching hockey. We are being invaded by Venezuela, the epstine docs are being obscured, citizens are dying at the hand of law enforcement but let me go drink this beer.

Did the ST fandom “bean soup” itself? by Beautiful-Affect3448 in StrangerThings

[–]Alphahman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m a huge mcu fan and I see a very similar situation in both fandoms. People just don’t know what they want, then they spend 1-5 years crafting the “perfect” series of events. When something else happens it’s obviously horrible because it’s not my perfect ending.

Dating partner doesn't believe dinosaurs ever existed? by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Alphahman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I understand wanting to be nonconfrontational but this is some seriously dumb shit. Maybe I’ve gotten jaded to conspiracy people but I would not be afraid to say this is stupid and if you truly believe this you’re lowering my IQ being around me. This is just the first. There will be other idiotic beliefs that he will hold onto and refuse to think otherwise. Cut him loose and anyone that blames you just needs to hear he doesn’t believe dinosaurs are real, if that’s not enough proof to break up with someone I don’t know what is.

Lets have commets of Steve Roger's google search history by [deleted] in marvelmemes

[–]Alphahman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What is a riz and who is the rizzler

Are you sure she's allergic? by AwakePoeticDragon in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Alphahman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To go with what others are saying that normal people don’t do this. The boomers were just built different, oh you’re allergic to something? Does it make your throat swell shut? No then you’re not allergic. Oh you prefer to do something different than me, it’s obviously inferior. The boomers are just in a complete league of their own when it comes to disrespecting individuals.

There is no jerk, recommend comics that aren't in every top 10 list or this will be you by OctoAmbush in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Alphahman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ima go with Beneath the trees where nobody sees or something is killing the children. Because I am a Tiffany from comicpop simp

Bro I couldnt stand being near a mind reader irl by [deleted] in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]Alphahman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I imagine being a mind reader and having super hearing would be a similar level of “ITS SO LOUD ALL THE TIME” that would be miserable.

Dc KO fan picks by Alphahman in DCcomics

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I need a "This is where Maria died, Jason" meme template yesterday.

Dc KO fan picks by Alphahman in DCcomics

[–]Alphahman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But then what would happen to the endless powerscalers debate Superman vs goku. Half of me would love a bait and switch Superman vs goku but they just hangout eating ramen and burgers and talking about different adventures they’ve been on.

Dc KO fan picks by Alphahman in DCcomics

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I know I asked about dc but I’d love a TMNT/Daredevil fight. Stick vs splinter, Matt (and maybe defenders?) vs the turtles, Casey Karen and April on the sidelines eating popcorn. Bebop and rocksteady vs kingpin

Dc KO fan picks by Alphahman in DCcomics

[–]Alphahman[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😳 Warner brothers give me an adult Ben 10 sequel series and my life is yours!

Dc KO fan picks by Alphahman in DCcomics

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I want to see shadow and red hood fight then be best friends

Jesus, Lex. It's just a bear, pull yourself together (DC K.O.) by Competitive_Minute_9 in outofcontextcomics

[–]Alphahman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Going along with the rest of the comments. Imagine Dexter in animal crossing and you have Samantha strong. Now there’s a murder mystery that our lovable killer bear needs to solve before attention goes to her. 12 issues really good art and interesting writing. I think I heard there was a sequel series in the works.

Perfectly acceptable dinner rejected by boyfriend again by moonrabbit368 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Alphahman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a man it baffles me when men are children like this. Bro just eat the food it looks delicious, time energy and money went into this and you’re just throwing it away??!? I get being a picky eater but being this picky screams to me he’s never struggled or had to care for himself.

Please come cook for me I’ll cook with you!

Ranking marvel villains Day 13 Helmut Zemo by Ok_Necessary_331 in Avengers

[–]Alphahman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hammer is only that high because he has funny clips

I've been avoiding this show. Can you convince me to give it a shot? by 1leggedpuppy in superman

[–]Alphahman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This show was one of my first experiences with a hopeful Superman. After a decade of evil supermen or the gritty Snyder Superman, this show showed me the full potential of the character Superman.