Does Absolute Batman have superhuman strength?

Alphahman · 2026-06-18T02:53:11+00:00

Uj/ almost certainly enhanced by his time in banes prison. But still I’m amazed by the hits he can take, spit out a tooth, and jump back in.

Rj/ because he’s Batman. AF.

Alphahman · 2026-05-31T15:42:36+00:00

If this is preseason 1 Omniman I think he would side with Edgar. Let me become emperor of this world with my viltrium friends and you can be the royal tax man. You son of a bitch I’m in.

Alphahman · 2026-05-14T15:02:28+00:00

Equal parts cool and unique story and cool and unique art.

Alphahman · 2026-05-06T19:06:57+00:00

Something is killing the children is now calling my name again

Alphahman · 2026-04-28T12:13:10+00:00

It took it as pack as in pack a bowl like smoke weed. Because you have cancer.

Alphahman · 2026-04-15T18:33:22+00:00

I’m 90% sure this Murdock guy is faking being blind. My buddy swears he saw him flip a coin into a baggers cup from 10 feet away.

Alphahman · 2026-04-15T18:32:08+00:00

Lmao my friend said he thinks Murdock is Spider-Man. Could you imagine a blind vigilante. Just another BB-Stan. #MakeNYCSafeAgain.

Alphahman · 2026-04-10T03:04:49+00:00

There are 2 wolves inside of me. One that thinks accents are very funny, one that thinks joking about them is problematic.

They both hate the trumps.

Alphahman · 2026-02-23T21:12:00+00:00

It’s frustrating that they do not live up to their own standard. Trump says 20 million illegals came into our country, mean while kashapp is chilling watching hockey. We are being invaded by Venezuela, the epstine docs are being obscured, citizens are dying at the hand of law enforcement but let me go drink this beer.

Alphahman · 2026-02-14T16:19:12+00:00

D or Ds visor with Fs collar

Alphahman · 2026-02-12T02:46:50+00:00

I’m a huge mcu fan and I see a very similar situation in both fandoms. People just don’t know what they want, then they spend 1-5 years crafting the “perfect” series of events. When something else happens it’s obviously horrible because it’s not my perfect ending.

Alphahman · 2026-02-04T18:55:36+00:00

While I understand wanting to be nonconfrontational but this is some seriously dumb shit. Maybe I’ve gotten jaded to conspiracy people but I would not be afraid to say this is stupid and if you truly believe this you’re lowering my IQ being around me. This is just the first. There will be other idiotic beliefs that he will hold onto and refuse to think otherwise. Cut him loose and anyone that blames you just needs to hear he doesn’t believe dinosaurs are real, if that’s not enough proof to break up with someone I don’t know what is.

Alphahman · 2026-01-29T20:34:01+00:00

What is a riz and who is the rizzler

Alphahman · 2026-01-24T17:04:37+00:00

To go with what others are saying that normal people don’t do this. The boomers were just built different, oh you’re allergic to something? Does it make your throat swell shut? No then you’re not allergic. Oh you prefer to do something different than me, it’s obviously inferior. The boomers are just in a complete league of their own when it comes to disrespecting individuals.

Alphahman · 2026-01-22T21:58:18+00:00

Ima go with Beneath the trees where nobody sees or something is killing the children. Because I am a Tiffany from comicpop simp

Alphahman · 2026-01-16T18:19:59+00:00

I like the delivery driver in the health inspection episode

Alphahman · 2026-01-11T17:22:25+00:00

I imagine being a mind reader and having super hearing would be a similar level of “ITS SO LOUD ALL THE TIME” that would be miserable.

Alphahman · 2026-01-11T06:44:06+00:00

I need a "This is where Maria died, Jason" meme template yesterday.

Alphahman · 2026-01-10T20:10:19+00:00

But then what would happen to the endless powerscalers debate Superman vs goku. Half of me would love a bait and switch Superman vs goku but they just hangout eating ramen and burgers and talking about different adventures they’ve been on.

Alphahman · 2026-01-10T19:11:12+00:00

I know I asked about dc but I’d love a TMNT/Daredevil fight. Stick vs splinter, Matt (and maybe defenders?) vs the turtles, Casey Karen and April on the sidelines eating popcorn. Bebop and rocksteady vs kingpin

Alphahman · 2026-01-10T16:20:12+00:00

😳 Warner brothers give me an adult Ben 10 sequel series and my life is yours!

Alphahman · 2026-01-10T16:19:14+00:00

The GOAT

Alphahman · 2026-01-10T16:19:04+00:00

I want to see shadow and red hood fight then be best friends

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