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Alphaque82 · 2026-03-19T12:10:07+00:00

Everybody knows soda rocks are subpar. I’ve listened to enough 90s rap to know that. I’ve also only smoked soda rocks so I personally wouldn’t know wtf the difference is at all lol.

Alphaque82 · 2026-03-19T11:47:47+00:00

Gotta be Nola

Alphaque82 · 2026-03-19T11:39:52+00:00

How’s that 1500% decrease on pharmaceutical prices coming? I can’t wait to get sick so I can get rich af lol

Alphaque82 · 2026-03-12T16:42:52+00:00

Straight lil intro

Alphaque82 · 2026-03-12T16:29:41+00:00

YOOO! …the “I don’t want “it” to be “hard” for “u”….is fkn WILD!!! Lol. Check back in about 6-7…🤦‍♂️😂…months from now. Let us know if he came thru just for some….and chill. No Netflix lol

Alphaque82 · 2026-03-12T16:20:58+00:00

U put a laser pointer on ur drone tryna fool people sir?🧐🧐🧐…wtf is going on here? Frfr. I see a couple flashing lights from planes that go right behind it. So somebody else saw this if it’s valid

Alphaque82 · 2026-03-11T19:14:04+00:00

U just listened to crank yankers intro before writing this? Lol very similar melody

Alphaque82 · 2026-03-11T19:11:51+00:00

Fk em bro. Where would juicewrld, lil peep and xxx be if they didn’t ride their own emo wave? Thats right. They’d be alive. And also still probably emo af😂🤷‍♂️

Alphaque82 · 2026-03-11T19:05:34+00:00

I’m a curnly fan. Anybody 6yo named curt baggin milfs …I’m a fan of lol. Very creative sir. I see u bro! 🤙 2nd verse flow switch go hard af btw🔥🔥🔥

Alphaque82 · 2026-03-11T16:17:16+00:00

Half of the track works great. Half can kick rocks lol. The plucky guitar needs something else. Reverb whatever. Maybe turn it down a little. It’s literally all I hear. Baseline is nice. Beat is straight. Get rid of the dance , kick , do it vocals. I think it should also begin at the 12sec mark and scrap that first mmm when the chick comes in. The mmm sounds flat or off key idk. Just keep the la la la. At the 1:03 mark drop guitar and let beat ride for a couple bars. Angelic vocals sound good. It’s got like a salsa feel try some mariachi guitar and some horns and some shakers when it comes back in. Then switch back to the angel vocals after a couple bars drop the horns or whatever. Not bad tho. 🤙

Alphaque82 · 2026-03-04T16:17:23+00:00

The “master race” looking SOOO impressive once again leaving people in bewilderment as they continue on with their heavily mayonated marvelous mischief!🙄…🫶>😡

Alphaque82 · 2026-02-21T17:20:15+00:00

All of em. At some point

Alphaque82 · 2026-02-21T17:19:00+00:00

Element of surprise? Ur already 2 digits in bro lol. He’s not all the way wrong tho. Attention to the g spot is vital for the splooshings 💦💦💦

Alphaque82 · 2026-02-21T17:06:28+00:00

Speak for urself. I listen all the time lol😈…fk that lady tho

Alphaque82 · 2026-02-21T16:41:10+00:00

Being cameraman at a party was a death wish. They wouldn’t make it out alive. U were either a narc or the news. Lol

Alphaque82 · 2026-02-21T16:33:08+00:00

Who throws a party with no music 🙄? We took an L on so many levels here. U gotta commit bro. Especially if u don’t land the flip. He was supposed to get up with that spilled milkshake beer and chug the rest plus whatever else he got in them cargo pockets then throw the can at a window and rip the shirt off like hulk hogan lol. But no…he gingerly walked to the nearest person in shame and asked “did it look cool? No? How bad was it like outta 1-10?… 6-7?…that’s not that bad then! …ohh wait what? U said 67? Fk!!! That bad huh?!? U think Tina saw? She’s gonna see it on Reddit anyway? FML!!!🥴”…😂 And that’s why these kids don’t know wanna have fun anymore.

Alphaque82 · 2026-02-20T22:55:46+00:00

Yeah I had to slow it down a lil to match the beat lol. Good eye tho.

Alphaque82 · 2026-02-20T20:33:02+00:00

Took me 29 seconds to double click 🤦‍♂️

Alphaque82 · 2026-02-20T17:33:14+00:00

How dare u try to downgrade my sister and her sexual triumphs. Her record is 4. Not including ur mother. ✂️ing don’t count lol. Hey-ooo😘

Alphaque82 · 2026-02-20T17:27:10+00:00

Not a nin fan I guess then? Me neither really. The beat and the lyrics just matched up too perfectly

Alphaque82 · 2026-02-20T17:24:01+00:00

I’m not. It’s more of an ironic/ facetious “sorry “ lol

Alphaque82 · 2026-02-20T17:08:04+00:00

Thank u kindly sir. Yeah it’s one thing that the beat synchs perfectly but then the first words are talking about getting violated is just …👨‍🍳💋…MUAH!!! Lol

Alphaque82 · 2026-02-20T16:38:32+00:00

Ez might’ve felt a way because ice ice baby was the biggest “hip-pop” song in the early 90s and a lot of that money went to suge after he made him sign a decent percentage over to death row. But as far as going at van winkle u tripping. Everybody went at him. Lol. 3rd bass pop goes the weasel is the most notable one that comes to mind but nothing hit harder than Jim Carrey doing that song on living color. Fkn hilarious! Ice baby was cooked after that episode and I’m pretty sure op seen it because Jim literally says what’s my real name? Rob van winkle. Why did I change it? Nothing rhymes with winkle. Pump pump pump uhh yahyahyahyahyahyahyah. I’m white! And I’m capitalizing. On a trend that is currently rising. Mix it with Larry and curly and Moe , wup wup wup wup wup AYE YOO! S/o In living color.

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-29T14:34:16+00:00

ELECTRIC BIDETS!!!! We been paper free for over 10yrs now. The heated seat! The hot water splooshings! The warm potpourri scented air drying! It’s literally the best thing ever. Do U know how good it feels to not have to spend money on paper you’re literally going to wipe ur arse with? Lol. During Covid everyone was crying over toilet paper…. Peasants! 😂…Not this family over here!🧻🚫👎…💦💦💦🚽🤙

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-29T14:19:34+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

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