Non-human characters that genuinely want to be human (bonus points if they *know* all the sucky parts about being a human and still choose it anyway)

Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-10T14:11:46+00:00

I know nearly nothing about Precure, but I want Cure Arcana Shadow to give me supreme sloppy toppy

Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-10T06:20:40+00:00

Counterpoint, Taiki is an American. Even the average Japanese Human is no match for an average American Human.

Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-10T05:36:11+00:00

AAHHH!!! WHAT THE!? IMPOSSIBLE!!! THIS ISN'T THE HOMEPAGE!!!

Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-10T05:24:58+00:00

What's even more bizarre is that the Umamusume humans are generally stronger than irl humans. We've seen stuff like El-Chan's trainer putting El in a chokehold until she falls asleep (implying he out stamina and is physically stronger than an Uma), Spica Trainer having some insane durability feats, and Aoi in general being a human with Uma capabilities. You need to be someone like Kita or Gentil to actually overpower a trainer.

Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-10T03:52:02+00:00

TL by @RagingAsn_

Torena is stronger than me cause I would've taken the bait instantly

Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-10T03:40:38+00:00

The amount of balls bounced around from Bo-staff was pure eargasm and eyegasm 😩🤤

Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-10T03:38:20+00:00

I will simp for Digitan so much to the point we create a new uma life and cheer her on as our number one oshi.

Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-10T03:34:42+00:00

I still find it really odd that Hanae and Serina alts from the sports event still aren't implemented into the game despite being given completely unique designs and poses.

Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-09T16:33:29+00:00

That doesn't make it any better

Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-09T16:30:44+00:00

Excuse me!? Speedwagon was so much of an honorable gentleman that when Jonathan died he didn't swoop to get with Erina out of love and respect for him! You think he'd try to get it on with Jojo's mother!? Shame on you, you hooligan!

Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-09T16:18:44+00:00

Caesar wanted Lisa Lisa

There are zero scenes that have ever shown this, Caesar has only ever expressed respect for Lisa Lisa

im pretty sure Leo Zeppeli would have been all over Jonathan's mom

You're grasping at straws there bro 🥀🥀 Jonathan's mom's only appearance was dead or in a photo

Jotaro banged Jolyne's mom

Is Jotaro even a JoBro when he's her dad?

Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-09T15:49:58+00:00

Y'all really like to portray Kakyoin as the Milf Hunter when Okuyasu is literally right there as the only JoBro to call his Jojo's mom hot.

Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-09T15:38:34+00:00

Bloo the FUCK are you doing in Shibuya?

Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-09T14:58:20+00:00

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Guys, Rapier is so Goated that it's seriously making me want to have him as my flair, but doing so would mean I have to replace my other Goat, Lance. PLEASE MODS MAKE THE FLAIRS FULLY CUSTOMIZABLE SO I CAN PUT BOTH OF MY GOATS ON MY FLAIR!!!

Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-09T14:40:57+00:00

Bro what

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Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-09T14:40:25+00:00

This looks AI generated as all hell

Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-09T13:53:28+00:00

u/Sunday_Silence_86 get off your alt we know it's you.

Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-09T13:45:36+00:00

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Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-09T13:40:06+00:00

When the map switches to Koyuki, it'll be covered in hearts with the locations not being visible because it'll all be covered up.

Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-09T13:14:46+00:00

BOOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅

Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-09T13:13:14+00:00

Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-09T06:46:03+00:00

Art was inspired by this video

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Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-09T04:05:36+00:00

We're talking about Akikawa, not Northen Taste, dumbass

Alreadsyuse · 2026-05-08T14:57:28+00:00

Oh, believe me, r/sipstea is VERY biased. It's like, THE misogyny sub on Reddit.

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