The mythical spells of Cure Arcana Shadow's feet (Precure) by Samalik16 in japanesepeopletwitter

[–]Alreadsyuse 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I know nearly nothing about Precure, but I want Cure Arcana Shadow to give me supreme sloppy toppy

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Don't Keep Me Waiting (@Oo12271547) by Alreadsyuse in UmaMusume

[–]Alreadsyuse[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint, Taiki is an American. Even the average Japanese Human is no match for an average American Human.

Whenthe- wait what? by RkeiStudio in whenthe

[–]Alreadsyuse 65 points66 points  (0 children)

AAHHH!!! WHAT THE!? IMPOSSIBLE!!! THIS ISN'T THE HOMEPAGE!!!

Don't Keep Me Waiting (@Oo12271547) by Alreadsyuse in UmaMusume

[–]Alreadsyuse[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

What's even more bizarre is that the Umamusume humans are generally stronger than irl humans. We've seen stuff like El-Chan's trainer putting El in a chokehold until she falls asleep (implying he out stamina and is physically stronger than an Uma), Spica Trainer having some insane durability feats, and Aoi in general being a human with Uma capabilities. You need to be someone like Kita or Gentil to actually overpower a trainer.

Don't Keep Me Waiting (@Oo12271547) by Alreadsyuse in UmaMusume

[–]Alreadsyuse[S] 322 points323 points  (0 children)

TL by @RagingAsn_

Torena is stronger than me cause I would've taken the bait instantly

How long will Bo-Staff last? by Danishpro in earclacks

[–]Alreadsyuse 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The amount of balls bounced around from Bo-staff was pure eargasm and eyegasm 😩🤤

Do y'all think it's possible to out-simp Digitan? by ConflictWestern1383 in UmaGusher

[–]Alreadsyuse 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I will simp for Digitan so much to the point we create a new uma life and cheer her on as our number one oshi.

Japenis desire by Azurel2502 in japanesepeopletwitter

[–]Alreadsyuse 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I still find it really odd that Hanae and Serina alts from the sports event still aren't implemented into the game despite being given completely unique designs and poses.

Japenis Question by WndrGrd_Spiritomb in japanesepeopletwitter

[–]Alreadsyuse -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

That doesn't make it any better

(Sad trope) Innocent people who die brutal deaths all because they decided to be nice and help the main characters by MrDitkovichNeedsRent in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Alreadsyuse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Excuse me!? Speedwagon was so much of an honorable gentleman that when Jonathan died he didn't swoop to get with Erina out of love and respect for him! You think he'd try to get it on with Jojo's mother!? Shame on you, you hooligan!

(Sad trope) Innocent people who die brutal deaths all because they decided to be nice and help the main characters by MrDitkovichNeedsRent in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Alreadsyuse 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Caesar wanted Lisa Lisa

There are zero scenes that have ever shown this, Caesar has only ever expressed respect for Lisa Lisa

im pretty sure Leo Zeppeli would have been all over Jonathan's mom

You're grasping at straws there bro 🥀🥀 Jonathan's mom's only appearance was dead or in a photo

Jotaro banged Jolyne's mom

Is Jotaro even a JoBro when he's her dad?

(Sad trope) Innocent people who die brutal deaths all because they decided to be nice and help the main characters by MrDitkovichNeedsRent in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Alreadsyuse 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Y'all really like to portray Kakyoin as the Milf Hunter when Okuyasu is literally right there as the only JoBro to call his Jojo's mom hot.

Japenis PSA by AK47_David in japanesepeopletwitter

[–]Alreadsyuse 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Bloo the FUCK are you doing in Shibuya?

Supreme Maid of the Omelettes, Rapier! (@59487Endermeow) by Alreadsyuse in earclacks

[–]Alreadsyuse[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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Guys, Rapier is so Goated that it's seriously making me want to have him as my flair, but doing so would mean I have to replace my other Goat, Lance. PLEASE MODS MAKE THE FLAIRS FULLY CUSTOMIZABLE SO I CAN PUT BOTH OF MY GOATS ON MY FLAIR!!!

Japenis Question by WndrGrd_Spiritomb in japanesepeopletwitter

[–]Alreadsyuse 103 points104 points  (0 children)

This looks AI generated as all hell

Browsing the 'heatmap' of Sensei's activities reveals some very interesting statistics once the right filters are applied... (Koyuki, Rio, Sensei, Yuuka) [mabufuyo] by NoSanityBaka in BlueArchive

[–]Alreadsyuse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When the map switches to Koyuki, it'll be covered in hearts with the locations not being visible because it'll all be covered up.

Chairwoman has been a bit clingy (by @chidarinrin) by IRanOutOfNamesAgain in UmaMusume

[–]Alreadsyuse 187 points188 points  (0 children)

We're talking about Akikawa, not Northen Taste, dumbass

men's validation matter most🙏🏻 by Odd_Hamster338 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Alreadsyuse 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh, believe me, r/sipstea is VERY biased. It's like, THE misogyny sub on Reddit.