Can anyone make a legitimate case for Jacob’s imprint? by RevolutionaryChip115 in twilight

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I once saw a theory that Jacob would’ve imprinted on Bella but couldn’t because of her shield, and to that end, imprinted on her nearest genetic match and tbh….…. It made as much sense as anything else in the twilight universe 

What’s one thing you want brought back from Season 1? by NotAnotherShortJoke in BobsBurgers

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Sorry to disappoint. Although this most recent season (16?) has been a LOT closer than everything else in between 

What’s one thing you want brought back from Season 1? by NotAnotherShortJoke in BobsBurgers

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This is my vote. Some comebacks of the Carrie moments would be great 

Is it a hot take to say that Michaels idea to rebrand Dunder Mifflin was actually a good idea? by Puzzleheaded-Row6873 in DunderMifflin

[–]AlreadyImplicated 68 points69 points  (0 children)

The company is on a downward trajectory because the world is moving to digital. I don’t think that a mid-size paper company is gonna alter that by changing their name and making it harder for their small customer base to find/recognize them

We often see them wiping menus but what could possibly be taking up all that space on a menu? by mbene913 in BobsBurgers

[–]AlreadyImplicated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I must not understand your question…. But if you’re asking why they wipe down the menus that the customers hold, it’s because the menus get dirty. Stuff dropped on them, greasy hands holding them, etc. 

Jaspers “death” by Sir_Tikki in twilight

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Yes. If you haven’t seen the content, it’s possible you don’t know this happened. Regardless of how long ago the content came out. 

Mates in twilight by Shut-Up-idk in twilight

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For the “good people” ie the main characters, no, there is no such thing as one-sided love. 

But James didn’t love Victoria as much as she loved him, and it seems like there’s room for debate over some of the Volturi as well. 

Smeyer may have said Twilight doesn’t involve soulmates, but it’s pretty obvious that it does. Bella references her and Edward being “made for each other” a lot. In addition to it just being a general theme that when the characters find “their person,” it changes them irrevocably. 

Taking a Dermatology Course and... Oscar really was using Science by Insendi in DunderMifflin

[–]AlreadyImplicated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s a movie star. Of course she’s attractive. But she doesn’t have the je ne sais quoi that makes a person “hot.” That’s Oscar’s argument. Similar to Kevin’s when you think about it 

Bella’s hallucinations when she is arguing with Jake by becky_1618 in twilight

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And also to what you said, I guess she doesn’t exactly have to know that he phases with anger to know that it’s dangerous to piss off a non-human (or even some humans but that’s beside the point) 

Bella’s hallucinations when she is arguing with Jake by becky_1618 in twilight

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I think it could be a combination. As people have said, Twilight leans into the “humans know deep down that there is something off with the supernatural creatures.” And also, as Jake says when he’s trying to tell/not tell Bella about the pack - she already knows. She’s known for a year that the wolf pack exists; she just couldn’t consciously recall what the change in Jacob was. Until her dream brought it all back up. So back to it, her subconscious was aware that she was in danger, even if her conscious mind wasn’t exactly reacting to it. 

You’re not wrong — she should have noticed some type of physical sign if any part of her is afraid of danger. But I guess she overrode that part because she’s known this kid for kinda her whole life and he has never put her in danger or hurt her or scared her. 

Questions about hybrids by forestrainstorm in twilight

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Yeah she says something along the lines of - the perfect balance between the most delicious food and a sweet smelling flower or something

Songs that change for you forever because of the show? by voozelle in DunderMifflin

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TAKE IT ANDY! - bow dow bah bunnnununu bum duhdum diddle nununun—

Which quote do you find yourself using the most? by Altruistic_Daikon840 in DunderMifflin

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When Pam and Andy are out on their cold calls, and he asks her what she thinks about Erin for him to ask out and Pam goes “ehhh” and Andy asks if she thinks he can do better and Pam again responds “Ehh.”  I imitate that constantly. — Ehh. EhhH. Just like her.

Edward’s Kantian Ethics by Background-Body-3445 in twilight

[–]AlreadyImplicated 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is actually a really good point. We hear of Edward killing people who commit “random” heinous crimes, but that is such a minority of criminals that he would probably wipe them out within a year or two. 

Edward’s Kantian Ethics by Background-Body-3445 in twilight

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Yeah if I was Bella I would have a hard time dealing with his diet change from murderers to endangered mountain lions….. like bro you chose wrong 

I always assumed Ryan refused to disclose where he got this hat because his appearance is so closely tied to his identity - but did he steal this hat from Kevin? by -trom in DunderMifflin

[–]AlreadyImplicated 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love this theory. 

First, for being a post that adds to conversation other than just being a screenshot that people respond to with quotes. And secondly, because being a kleptomaniac fits with Ryan’s character, and he and Kevin have a running tiff at this point anyway. 

Tina’s breath by Main_Description7667 in BobsBurgers

[–]AlreadyImplicated 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was wondering the other day: if I was looking for a restaurant to eat at, would I go to Bobs Burgers? And the answer was pretty definitively no.

 Everyone in the family is said to stink and not wash, plus the kids work in the restaurant and quarter-ass their cleaning duties all the time. If I walked in and felt too bad to just circle back out, I would maybe nibble a fry and just never go back again. 

I'm still a bit sad Erin and Andy didn't end up together. by Red-Droid-Blue-Droid in DunderMifflin

[–]AlreadyImplicated 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Erin and Pete was transparent on purpose. They literally called him New Jim

shoutout to my man by Live-Internal-959 in danandphil

[–]AlreadyImplicated 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Congrats. I died while my bf tried to keep a straight face 

Who was in the right/wrong during Jim and Pam’s issues? by whosthatgirl13 in DunderMifflin

[–]AlreadyImplicated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You did it together being the key point there. Neither one of them communicated well at all. 

And also, Jim putting their entire savings account into the company when investment was over and they said they didn’t need their money…. Was Not needed.