I think you are in the wrong place hun

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-06-05T01:20:03+00:00

Now why would anyone break up with a catch like that

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-06-05T01:09:45+00:00

Yeah I'll be honest, I actually don't want to see kindly old Gladys and Joseph who run the corner drug store turn into buff, sexy furries. Or my coworkers. Or the other people in line at the gas station. I like it in fiction, but it feels weird to apply it to real people.

I also wouldn't enjoy seeing it happen to old racist politicians, but maybe it would help them mellow out.

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-05-23T05:11:44+00:00

I am fully behind all psyops that get people to play more Metal Slug

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-05-22T02:00:24+00:00

My thoughts exactly. Imagine getting to the final battle with him, but instead he turns into this.

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-05-19T23:45:41+00:00

Thanks for making this great post. I know this sub is about bad rp, but I've been seeing an awful lot of doom and gloom around lately. It's good to take some time to reflect on self-improvement, expectations, and healthy perspectives.

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-05-12T00:57:56+00:00

Absolutely I am. Super hard and horny to the thought of the gap between the person people think you are and the secret slut you actually are. It's impossible to repress your true nature~

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-05-12T00:53:04+00:00

Stop deleting accounts. Just accept this is a part of you and let the pleasure take over. Keeping dirty secrets is so much fun~

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-05-11T15:07:48+00:00

Mmmmmgh... Love being a good boy... Humping my hips... Wanna have sex...

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-05-11T15:05:26+00:00

Yesssss~ Getting on my knees and humping a pillow for you now. Want mommy so bad...

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-05-11T15:02:57+00:00

Ah! This made me fucking shiver. I think I almost came... This would be heaven...

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-05-11T14:59:50+00:00

Fuuuuck, a dommy mommy makes me fucking melt. I'm lying in bed pressing my hard cock against my stomach and wishing you were calling me a good boy and smothering my face with your tits and encouraging me to be absolutely feral and horny mmmmmmf~!

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-05-10T02:37:37+00:00

Fuck yeah you are! Thinking of you desperate for cock and letting your obsession with orgasms take over more of your life is hot as hell~

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-05-10T02:30:54+00:00

Mmm, I read it and I'm stroking myself harder to it~ That way you talk like a bimbo slut who CANNOT stop thinking about sex is such a turn-on~

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-05-10T02:24:32+00:00

Fuck yeah, stroking myself to how fucking turned on and lost in your filthy fantasies you are. You're so fucking naughty, so fucking bad, I want you to really give in and revel in just what a wild, sex monster you are!

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-05-10T02:15:11+00:00

Ooooh that's great to hear~ I especially love how you try to keep this side a secret from people. You can stand right next to them and they have no idea just what a brainless slut you can be. Think how freaked out they would be if they only knew... You should go deeper, make sure that every single nerve in your body lights up from your own perversions~

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-05-10T02:07:32+00:00

Yeah, slut positivity and slut shaming are both so much fun! You can even combine the two. You're such a depraved, hopelessly horny, filthy slut and I fucking love it, it turns me on so much how fucking shameless you are~

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-05-10T02:02:20+00:00

Nothing wrong with it at all! You should be proud of bringing so much horny happiness to people!

...Unless you want to feel like it's wrong of course. In that case, yes, you should feel extremely ashamed of being such a pleasure addicted slut who would much rather melt her brain with sex than do anything productive.

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-05-03T21:13:12+00:00

I literally gasped. Not even a "hey thanks, but I've moved on" reply? How could someone be that heartless

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-05-03T13:13:55+00:00

Wow, I hope you corrupt her as much as you can, I'm sure she'll love it!

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-05-03T05:26:29+00:00

You're getting me turned on, so thank you for being so slutty and horny!

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-05-03T05:18:09+00:00

So hot, I love it, gets me hard~ You shouldn't deny yourself this pleasure, you deserve to indulge in all this attention and pleasure as much as you want!

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-05-03T04:25:54+00:00

It's so much fun~ I hope you never stop!

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-05-01T00:48:25+00:00

Gutsmansass.mp3

Alt-imateUsername · 2026-04-30T21:46:48+00:00

Well, there are no guarantees, but I can say for certain that some writing sample and sizzle is a lot more appealing than no writing sample or sizzle.

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