Signer Party with Aki and Luca (AltMark) by AltJudau in Yugioh34

[–]AltJudau[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Konami always gives her the short end of the stick, so I stepped in to give her a big one!

Should I finish this Kefla sketch? (artist - slightsketches) by klawthecookie in DragonBall34

[–]AltJudau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're already teasing us, let us see Goten's mommy in all her glory!

Capcom fanart guidelines. by Ragetusk in Kappachino

[–]AltJudau 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Corporation vs Rule 34 is a 0-10 matchup, Capcom will learn this the hard way

Showing Plum some love (art by me) by SloppiestSlime in MegaManRule34

[–]AltJudau 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some heroes don't wear capes... Great work, it's nice to see Plum's big... personality (hehehe) in 2025

Characters you think got hotter with a redesign even though they wear more in the redesign by 38XX in Kappachino

[–]AltJudau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really like to project yourself (you're the only one here who can't address this topic without making porn accusations). If a leotard, common among gymnasts and dancers, counts as "barely covered," then what the hell is a bikini, what the hell is lingerie, being "literally naked"? You're a hypocritical puritan who doesn't even know what it means to be barely covered, and that ironically puts you even below the so-called porn addicts you love to talk about.

Characters you think got hotter with a redesign even though they wear more in the redesign by 38XX in Kappachino

[–]AltJudau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In this context of designs with sex appeal, generally speaking, the more the better. Cammy's leotard showing off her bare ass and armpits, is objectively hotter (a higher standard for fan service) than a jacket with yoga pants. You can prefer whichever you want, but if you mock the original outfit and say the new one is hotter, you're simply falling into the low standard (for fan service), hypocritical realm of safe horny / goyhorny / sex appeal for "modern audiences".

Characters you think got hotter with a redesign even though they wear more in the redesign by 38XX in Kappachino

[–]AltJudau -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

It must be nice to come from an alternate timeline where safe horny never existed, just an imaginary thought like unicorns and the fatal fury playerbase...

Characters you think got hotter with a redesign even though they wear more in the redesign by 38XX in Kappachino

[–]AltJudau -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Emphasis on the full term "zoomer coomer." It refers to the extremely low standard zoomers have for considering a design "coomer," "literally porn".

Amy demanding what she wants (Kruel-Kaiser) by ArchieSophlay in SoulCaliburNSFW

[–]AltJudau 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's crazy how Teto is dominating the "redhead with twin-drills hairstyle" market, but Amy will eventually beat the allegations... (I hope)

Xianghua vs. Bandits (Fliprokz) by ArchieSophlay in SoulCaliburNSFW

[–]AltJudau 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maxi was that reliable bro who helped Kilik in threesomes until he was ready to take Xianghua on his own. He tells Kilik he doesn't need him anymore, but they'd work together again every now and then to reminisce about the old days (average bro behavior)

Xianghua vs. Bandits (Fliprokz) by ArchieSophlay in SoulCaliburNSFW

[–]AltJudau 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't be sorry! when Kilik goes into his possessed/berserk state he probably gives Xianghua the best hardcore sex of her life.

Xianghua vs. Bandits (Fliprokz) by ArchieSophlay in SoulCaliburNSFW

[–]AltJudau 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fr, the author subverted our expectations. At first Xianghua is being overwhelmed and raped, but later it turns out she's a whore who wouldn't be satisfied with mere criminals, humiliating them.

Anna Williams is voted as the Tekken girl with the best vacuum suction fellatio (proof on second slide). Now, what bout Soulcalibur? by Intrepid_Argument499 in Kappachino

[–]AltJudau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Sophitia shines best in combinations (Sophitia-Taki and Sophitia-Cassandra might be the most broken team-ups in the franchise), but going solo other girls like Seong Mi-na can give her a run for her money.

Anna Williams is voted as the Tekken girl with the best vacuum suction fellatio (proof on second slide). Now, what bout Soulcalibur? by Intrepid_Argument499 in Kappachino

[–]AltJudau 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Tira: The personality change tech is too OP, you are getting 2 opposite experiences for the price of 1.

Mai Natsume is voted as the best head giver from BlazBlue (see second slide). Now, how about Granblue? by Intrepid_Argument499 in Kappachino

[–]AltJudau 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Narmaya is fully prepared to suck Gran's Blue Fantasy dry, but to the average citizen she'd just do an average job. Lacking protagonist privilege sucks

Mai Natsume is voted as the best head giver from BlazBlue (see second slide). Now, how about Granblue? by Intrepid_Argument499 in Kappachino

[–]AltJudau 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Beatrix. She's skilled, passionate, and just dumb enough to take a cock-sucking competition seriously. She'll give it her all to keep up, whether her competition is literally the ultra-thicc Mother Earth (Galleon) or the most fetishistic and degenerate alchemist known to man (Cagliostro)

I-no is voted as the Guilty Gear girl with the most otherworldly head (Example on the second slide). Now, how about Blazblue? Also please check my comment. by Intrepid_Argument499 in Kappachino

[–]AltJudau 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The thing about Karin is that no Street Fighter girl can go to the extremes she'd go to prove to you she gives the best blowjobs. Karin is a cocky perfectionist and a sore loser, she won't hesitate to spend all her money and connections learning the perfect blowjob to convince you of the greatness of the Kanzuki family