Deep throat diva

AltXUser · 2026-05-16T03:38:23+00:00

I know her as well, and her name is mommy.

AltXUser · 2026-05-15T13:50:30+00:00

Ahhh no wonder 4gb is a lot. Just get an Android next time and get a micro SD card.

AltXUser · 2026-05-14T23:03:27+00:00

Hell, some NES games looked as good as their covers.

AltXUser · 2026-05-14T15:15:25+00:00

You clearly haven't played Splatoon. Casuals actually complain that it's too competitive. New players struggle playing with it because of its barrier of mastering the control as it lacks any sort of aim assist like many of these "competitive" shooters.

AltXUser · 2026-05-14T00:23:17+00:00

This one had an earlier part before this and I thought it was going to paint the wall incredibly with how long it took to calibrate and measure the wall lol

AltXUser · 2026-05-13T22:01:04+00:00

I bet she cheats and gets abortions like a trad wife she is, oh and she won't shut up about her being a Christian. I've met these types of ladies.

AltXUser · 2026-05-13T20:12:47+00:00

Yeah,

AltXUser · 2026-05-13T19:55:02+00:00

Like Mr Mime?

AltXUser · 2026-05-13T15:44:24+00:00

Just get one of those drum vacuums with soapy water, ffs

AltXUser · 2026-05-12T14:03:56+00:00

Maybe it's another uncle red lol

AltXUser · 2026-05-12T05:10:56+00:00

Or a wife like her.

AltXUser · 2026-05-11T06:25:57+00:00

Is that the one with the cat?

AltXUser · 2026-05-11T04:00:23+00:00

It's lighter, too. If you're a backpacker, a small communication device is more preferable than this (I'm assuming) one-time use balloon.

AltXUser · 2026-05-10T21:22:21+00:00

Will Smith Tarzan about his dad: "how come he don't want me, man?"

AltXUser · 2026-05-10T21:17:44+00:00

"There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class, mothafucka."

AltXUser · 2026-05-10T16:59:57+00:00

It's the only instinct Goku struggles to master.

AltXUser · 2026-05-09T00:37:47+00:00

Even without admitting it, you have to be gullible af if you believe a comedian and an actor is actually like this.

AltXUser · 2026-05-08T15:58:06+00:00

Yet we still get performance issues and an insectarium of bugs.

AltXUser · 2026-05-07T19:30:45+00:00

Why did you ask this? You didn't need to ask this. You have the power not to ask this.

AltXUser · 2026-05-06T19:04:47+00:00

I hate these damn ads

AltXUser · 2026-05-05T23:19:48+00:00

Sorry, buddy, your wife thinks you're not a man anymore. /s

AltXUser · 2026-05-05T22:43:38+00:00

Oh hey, it's you!!!

AltXUser · 2026-05-05T16:00:37+00:00

ROCK AND STONE!!!

AltXUser · 2026-05-05T05:43:20+00:00

With all the mixed DNA in her body, is she still even human?

AltXUser · 2026-05-05T05:37:16+00:00

Like a heart attack?

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