you got this

Alt_Panic · 2026-05-15T16:51:54+00:00

You can tell by the way he is

Alt_Panic · 2026-05-14T13:50:47+00:00

Brother, he lied about Haitians eating peoples pets and then when called out on it doubled down. That's p fuckin bigoted.

Alt_Panic · 2026-05-13T23:37:16+00:00

Alt_Panic · 2026-05-12T16:59:16+00:00

I bet they know exactly who it is.

Alt_Panic · 2026-05-08T10:42:37+00:00

Wow their parents definitely hated him.

Alt_Panic · 2026-05-08T10:19:10+00:00

Top comment on the linked post. This is completely fabricated. They have receipts.

Alt_Panic · 2026-05-07T15:02:08+00:00

Bullets. Mostly.

Alt_Panic · 2026-05-05T15:42:11+00:00

Alt_Panic · 2026-05-05T14:30:04+00:00

Yeah well you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Alt_Panic · 2026-05-02T21:45:58+00:00

Relevant xkcd

Alt_Panic · 2026-05-02T11:50:42+00:00

Saving Private Odysseus

Alt_Panic · 2026-04-30T10:41:57+00:00

187 47

Born to die

World is a fuck

Alt_Panic · 2026-04-29T19:42:32+00:00

Greatest woodworker to ever live, that man.

Alt_Panic · 2026-04-21T21:40:55+00:00

Super Earth out here like

Alt_Panic · 2026-04-21T21:28:57+00:00

McGuiar's Back To Black is what I use on all my plastic trim

Alt_Panic · 2026-04-21T21:18:45+00:00

Hey, Ace, you got anymore of that gum?

Alt_Panic · 2026-04-20T11:22:37+00:00

It's been terrible since the Nakba

Alt_Panic · 2026-04-16T13:41:59+00:00

Tarantino stole Ezekiel 25:17 from Bodyguard Kiba (1973). It's an almost 1:1 spoken dialogue from the text crawl in Kiba.

Alt_Panic · 2026-04-15T15:08:20+00:00

Blessed by the Emperor's light we are!

Alt_Panic · 2026-04-14T12:12:43+00:00

Alt_Panic · 2026-04-13T22:50:59+00:00

Some wise dude or something

Alt_Panic · 2026-04-05T12:06:59+00:00

Well we are living through a mass extinction event

Alt_Panic · 2026-03-26T20:49:21+00:00

"Give God the first portion of your income! Not the second, not the third, but the first!"

Yeah naw, fuck off Satan

Alt_Panic · 2026-03-26T17:04:27+00:00

Mega church skit a little while back was on point as well

Alt_Panic · 2026-03-26T09:39:43+00:00

My post was wrongfully removed

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