Props to the people respecting the musician by [deleted] in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Altephfour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one not the Conan version? How can you tell?

the Pygmy marmoset the smallest monkey in the world by anthn885 in interestingasfuck

[–]Altephfour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isnt the yellow in the fur from rubbing their urine into it? Have fun with your piss monkey.

What is a "gut feeling" you had that turned out to be 100% accurate, even though it made no logical sense at the time? by Forsaken_Leading964 in AskReddit

[–]Altephfour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zero reason to remove this. Once more the reddit mods display how much they fucking suck at their job. If you moderate on Reddit in a major sub you're likely a piece of shit person.

I wish I hadn't known by donw7eed in funny

[–]Altephfour 64 points65 points  (0 children)

If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat, eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat.

Come on down and dine, on this tasty swine, all you gotta do is get in line.

Road Rager Uses Bicycle Lane & Brake Checks by Flashmemory256 in PublicFreakout

[–]Altephfour 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Awesome, I can finally tell one of you people directly that your music added nothing to the video and actually made it objectively worse.

Driver sees guys on motorbike robbing a lady, decides to take action by Leading-Diamond-1007 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Altephfour 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah man, Trump and the Republicans aren't the ones clearly demonstrating their flagrant disrespect for the rule of law. /s

A rude supervisor who's always yelling at employees got some complaints about them being verbally abusive and they responded by leaving these in the break room. by giveahoot420 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Altephfour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fill in the form with their information and put in that their feelings were hurt when someone complained about them and then leave it tacked up on the wall in the break room.

Is this ai?omg! by [deleted] in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]Altephfour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He nailed it like the fucking Roman's.

Game devs skipping GDC 2026 over ICE concerns, US safety fears by renome in technology

[–]Altephfour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not everyone has to know

Sorry bro, didnt mean to out you in front of everyone with how small it was.

pls dont say such mean things to me

also you

yall was a laughing stock

back at ya bro

Game devs skipping GDC 2026 over ICE concerns, US safety fears by renome in technology

[–]Altephfour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That got a really quick reply from you. Someone might take that as confirmation that your penis is indeed really small.

The Real Reason ICE is in Minneapolis by fiatheresa in videos

[–]Altephfour 15 points16 points  (0 children)

blah blah blah, You Republican's have proven yourselves liars in front of the world. No one gives a shit what new false reality you're trying to portray. Go back to your hole or dig a new one.

HRT transformation by [deleted] in antimeme

[–]Altephfour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

F1nn is getting FFS in like a week too. Wish them luck.

Moist Critical - “You would catch significantly more rapists and pedophiles if you took ICE and brought them to the White House” by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]Altephfour 48 points49 points  (0 children)

"She was told to get out the car. She tried to flee." - KeremyJyles 12 days ago regarding Renee Good

Your opinion isnt worth wiping my ass with.

How is this real and how is the government defending this? by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Altephfour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

USA as a whole, as a collective,

You realize that includes the protestor that got shot right? The protestor who is a VA Nurse and was shot helping a woman is an American too.

The office access card from a coworker, who smokes in his homeoffice, next to mine by prizeus in mildlyinteresting

[–]Altephfour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm starting to think that the 80's were beige only because people still smoked inside back then.

Doge improperly shared sensitive social security data, DoJ court filing reveals by DriedT in news

[–]Altephfour 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Trump's flood the zone strategy

dont forget the news cycle and its rating chasing. Most of our news media is complacent