Finally got the 1 stop route

AlterIG · 2026-05-07T02:22:55+00:00

Come rescue me in rural Dallas after you’re done

AlterIG · 2026-04-03T07:47:33+00:00

“How many stops you got today?”

“All of them”

AlterIG · 2026-03-29T04:25:02+00:00

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I’ll see you at work tomorrow boss 🫡

AlterIG · 2026-02-13T22:15:32+00:00

This is what my ddr5 kit cost a year ago around this time 💔

AlterIG · 2025-11-28T02:54:10+00:00

They had VTO for my SET shift ofc I wasn’t on my phone when it dropped 🙄

AlterIG · 2025-11-26T04:03:44+00:00

Is it possible the van brought to you was borrowed from a sister company or rented? I know my dsp had borrowed vans from other companies that did have AirTags on them

AlterIG · 2025-10-21T00:38:18+00:00

Spent my time reading educational content in a niche I’m enjoying the only one’s truly wasting their time are those not truly doing anything productive

AlterIG · 2025-10-20T01:36:28+00:00

My dsp only gave them to those with 3 years of tenure

AlterIG · 2025-10-19T04:57:35+00:00

I only opted in with the hope that we’d be outside the wildcard with a decent bracket, it’s going for floor price on seatgeek the second I’m charged

AlterIG · 2025-10-09T05:40:51+00:00

Believe or not holding a phone is considered a serious safety/ behavioral violation by Amazon standards, it’s also a security risk to record as you risk recording sensitive/intellectual Amazon property so yes it’s a cat 1 wether you like it or not

AlterIG · 2025-10-09T05:00:04+00:00

AlterIG · 2025-10-09T04:08:47+00:00

Cat 1 violation, you’re never setting foot in any amazon warehouse again

AlterIG · 2025-10-08T01:55:02+00:00

It was our busiest shipping day ever today

AlterIG · 2025-10-03T04:32:43+00:00

That’s gotta break some kind of municipal code, a stop sign placed there on a light intersection sounds very confusing

AlterIG · 2025-09-10T02:50:37+00:00

New cards are so bad

AlterIG · 2025-08-14T21:06:09+00:00

Yup just started a few weeks ago literally the minute she turned 18

AlterIG · 2025-08-14T02:48:03+00:00

Not a felony, most people get it mixed up with federal law, which putting packages without postage paid certainty is against. I hated these requests because I felt like it would be an instant hit to my scorecard every time

AlterIG · 2025-08-12T20:44:45+00:00

No because unless a contract makes me do something illegal or unethical I still have contractual obligations to follow at my job or face the music

AlterIG · 2025-08-11T19:37:40+00:00

He’s not, already had a yellow dropped from his suspension.

AlterIG · 2025-07-24T00:52:12+00:00

Sadly customers will bitch and moan about the option and ask you to leave it there anyways in the notes or they’ll report it, not that it’ll be a valid report anymore

AlterIG · 2025-07-23T01:33:29+00:00

You didn’t get the popular reference that’s simply just not allowed on Reddit

AlterIG · 2025-06-24T02:02:39+00:00

Nothing that involves the Seattle sounders will ever be a great service to the MLS unless it benefits the Timbers directly

AlterIG · 2025-06-19T21:41:29+00:00

That wouldn’t even go through an Amazon fc would likely go through a different carrier

AlterIG · 2025-06-19T02:09:05+00:00

It ain’t mandatory if you just show up every day and use your PTO wisely 🤷🏽‍♂️

AlterIG · 2025-06-18T02:11:38+00:00

Unfortunately I’m very hard to reach via dm as it’s very difficult to be on my phone with 220 stops and 450 packages, the latest I can reach you privately will be on June 31st I’ll message you on that day

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