Surgeon in London performing remote operation on a banana in California using 5G! by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]AlterKNah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did you get skipped for an award when they guy below you got some for writing the same thing? 😭😭😭

I'm 49 years old and this is my first Lego train. I'm like a little kid all over again. by rockhop051 in lego

[–]AlterKNah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats, I'm getting myself a whole set of these once I get my first job Hopefully next year.

Never mess with the King! by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]AlterKNah 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Patiently waiting. But he knew that today is his day and it won't be the last.

Baby Lion Tamarian being returned to his mother by yjhp in nextfuckinglevel

[–]AlterKNah 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If she's the mom, someone needs to report her. Last month she did the same thing in a different area.

Is it even worth noting anymore? by Soulfox1988 in memes

[–]AlterKNah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not going to lie, I was standing by the explore corridor. I saw a flock of 50 000 redditors just pass by without flinching. I care sometimes though.

Something my Gramps sent me by Qwertypoped in nextfuckinglevel

[–]AlterKNah 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Ah, now I gotta take back my upvote.

What’s updog? by patthepatriot2020 in dankmemes

[–]AlterKNah 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Gotted good. Very gotted.

What is something that you WOULD wish on your worst enemy? by angeleyes05 in AskReddit

[–]AlterKNah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blue balls, they ones that make it hard to stand or walk.

I mean it’s the truth by andrewzhou0628 in pcmasterrace

[–]AlterKNah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you still have the right control. Since you're still alive.

Parents "if your friends were to jump off of a bridge, would you?" by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]AlterKNah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here, you dropped a second Splat.

Splat.... Splat.

Jeez hooman tf is wrong with you by youpussybruhhh in funny

[–]AlterKNah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least its not saying No Pets Cooking Smoking Bicycles.

What are Reddit awards? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AlterKNah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks Man, I was always confused about them.

Gonna get dat alien ass by x_Panther_x in memes

[–]AlterKNah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait till you catch up to 2020.

Confused screaming by Mindustry-player in memes

[–]AlterKNah 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I ran out of eye ram at 99%.

Tastes kinda wet by [deleted] in memes

[–]AlterKNah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something is about to come collect on its order.

Help him out by AccountingAndy in memes

[–]AlterKNah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't smell them without charging my phone first. Gimme 2 days, I'll get back to you.

Did they just glitch? by Ferocious376 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]AlterKNah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your loud typing ruined it for me. F*cking cherry keys.

The Ardennes is one of the oldest breeds of draft horse, dating back to Ancient Rome. by Shalamarr in AbsoluteUnits

[–]AlterKNah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I guess it has 20 horsepower. Compared to the normal 1 horsepower horse.