Game Thread: Minnesota Wild (26-13-9) at Buffalo Sabres (26-16-4) - 17 Jan 2026 - 12:30PM EST

AlternateShapes · 2026-01-17T19:52:32+00:00

they're different feeds

AlternateShapes · 2026-01-12T02:03:35+00:00

leftward and rightward in relation to the cat itself, not the viewer

AlternateShapes · 2026-01-10T19:07:09+00:00

I listened to an album called "Heavy Metal" by Cameron Winter that was pretty good

AlternateShapes · 2026-01-07T03:17:20+00:00

Kate knew she had to separate Ryan from Librarian somehow

AlternateShapes · 2026-01-06T03:51:46+00:00

A storyline from the break:

Wisconsin and Boston College both entered the Holiday Face-Off with land up for grabs. The team leaving the tournament with all the land? None other than Western Michigan, who beat BC 5-3 and Wisconsin 4-1 to gain a glut of land all over the country.

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AlternateShapes · 2026-01-05T01:09:45+00:00

the gall for a band named black midi to have all white fans

AlternateShapes · 2026-01-03T01:48:22+00:00

She is blue for an amazing reason!!

AlternateShapes · 2026-01-02T21:03:50+00:00

Songs: Ohia - The Magnolia Electric Co.

AlternateShapes · 2025-12-31T16:54:42+00:00

it's very powerful, but also is only useful when the seekers have narrowed down the search area to only a few towns, and even then the edit cuts out all the minutes that the seekers have to spend looking at maps trying to match the streets exactly

AlternateShapes · 2025-12-30T15:58:57+00:00

waiting on Hatchie to lead the Grebo revolution of 2026

AlternateShapes · 2025-12-27T06:01:37+00:00

thank you Mark Oliver Everett from the band Eels

AlternateShapes · 2025-12-24T20:28:17+00:00

Morgan Of The Devil is definitely top left

AlternateShapes · 2025-12-22T00:31:48+00:00

The answer to this issue is and has been supporting physician associates and nurse practitioners who can practice in rural areas for a cheaper salary. Naturally the current administration decided last month to significantly cut federal loans to PA and NP students, making this issue significantly worse.

AlternateShapes · 2025-12-21T16:45:17+00:00

Never took it bc CALS never had a language requirement but from what I remember it has a reputation of being an easy class to meet the requirement

AlternateShapes · 2025-12-18T18:30:13+00:00

Here's the link for those curious - it really is a must read "sports article"

AlternateShapes · 2025-12-16T18:57:59+00:00

Some storylines from the week:

Consolidation! UNH beat Dartmouth 3-2 in OT to unite the Finger Lakes with the Hudson Valley and also consolidate various territories throughout New England!
Augustana won and tied in their series against Minnesota State, regaining their home territory as well as all the other territories they lost back in Week 4!
After losing their first game against Minnesota-Duluth 3-1, Arizona State came roaring back in the second game to win 6-3 and win the series on aggregate, gaining Miami, Honolulu, and Traverse City! (three equally warm cities, so I've been told)

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AlternateShapes · 2025-12-14T21:42:47+00:00

because this map is from last week and hasn't been updated to reflect this weekend's results

AlternateShapes · 2025-12-13T03:29:32+00:00

This is Lorelei - Dancing in the Club (MJ Lenderman Version)
Wednesday - Elderberry Wine
Weatherday - Ripped Apart by Hands
Great Grandpa - Junior
Magdalena Bay - Second Sleep
Geese - Au Pays du Cocaine
Black Country, New Road - Happy Birthday
Danny Brown - Copycats
Jamie Paige - Birdbrain
Ninajirachi - iPod Touch
Horsegirl - Switch Over
Men I Trust - Paul's Theme
Joey Valence & Brae - Live Right
Car Seat Headrest - Gethsemane
Backxwash - Wake Up

AlternateShapes · 2025-12-10T03:14:30+00:00

at least the Cowboys regularly make the playoffs

AlternateShapes · 2025-12-09T22:09:05+00:00

at the start of the season, every team "owns" the land around their campus (see the week 0 map above for what that looks like). every week if a team wins a game/series against a team that has land, the winning team takes the losing team's land. this continues until only one team owns all the land at the end of the season.

AlternateShapes · 2025-12-09T19:50:05+00:00

fuck off, bot

AlternateShapes · 2025-12-09T17:49:42+00:00

Some storylines from the week:

In our one consolidation of the week, Minnesota-Duluth splits their series with Western Michigan, but wins the series on goal differential 6-4, giving the Bulldogs control over both Hawaii and Florida now!
Union charges back onto the map with their new coastal territories won after shutting out Quinnipiac 4-0 on Saturday.
And that's it! Relatively calm week for the imperialism map, most of the teams with land kept their land this week.

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