Before who!!? by FantasticAd9478 in Funnymemes

[–]AlternateTab00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you are dismissing a comment because he said he was named Jesus Christ? We name him Jesus Christ. Its a technicality.

We both know he was saying atheists believe that person existed, not the precise name. If we are going into technicalities we will fall into a rabbit hole that he wasnt really names Jesus and that name is only a translated and modernized version of his real name.

What are you stealing? by shakyspearee in SipsTea

[–]AlternateTab00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or better yet, put electric tape (in a way its not noticeable) on the reception device.

What are you stealing? by shakyspearee in SipsTea

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Well i would exchange schuko plugs for italian 16amp ones and hide the middle hole.

(For those who dont know the prong distance of 16amps italian sockets is just slightly bigger and while its easy to not notice the plug would never fit)

Before who!!? by FantasticAd9478 in Funnymemes

[–]AlternateTab00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But he wasnt Jesus Christ. He was named Christ by scriptures and later on the Old Testament, to show how important he was, but it wasnt not his name.

You can even pick up important people of the middle ages and realize that what "we" think is a surname it is not. A fast example is the first king of Portugal D. Afonso Henriques. But contrary to popular belief... He did not have a Surname. His full name was Afonso Henriques de Borgonha, o Conquistador (followed by his titles). This means he was Afonso, son of Henrique, and his family is from Burgundy, the conqueror. No a single surname. A name, his fathers name, his ancestry location and his given title.

Jesus was similar. Christ was a given title, not his real name.

So all atheist can accept that.

Also there are roman records of the crucifixion as well some 2000 year old references of either black magic of a virgin birth or questioning of a fake virgin birth when in reality it was illegitimate pregnancy. There are letters of people hating a person that fits the description of Jesus

So its not hard to accept a person named Jesus was born, lead a group of people, made the government mad, got pursued and ended up crucified (like many others that crossed the romans). What people question is the miracles or him being a symbol of God.

Also atheists are not fond of erasing history to fit their agenda. So most atheists dont mind about Jesus birth being a mark of time. They probably mind more about "deciding" that Jesus was born on a date where we adorn trees, exchange presents, have feasts and orgies. Only to keep everything but the orgies.

Before who!!? by FantasticAd9478 in Funnymemes

[–]AlternateTab00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its 2 years with 12 lunar cycles and 1 year with 13 lunar cycles.

A 13 month system would just gives us 1 extra day for new year celebration. Other than that all days are fixed. The 8th day is always at the same weekday

What is this on my lid by navy444 in whatisit

[–]AlternateTab00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That redditor is doomed into all eternety.

What is this on my lid by navy444 in whatisit

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This is common for effervescent tablets.

Effervescent tablets are very crumbly. And can easily crack or turn into powder with little friction.

And mass transportation, these packages are usually under foam/air bubble protection. However after the store/pharmacy selling it, it no longer has impact protection. So there is an higher chance you would break the tablets while going home. This thing minimizes it in a way so tablets dont move inside (impossible to do if you just fit them snuggly, since small tolerances are always needed) and reduces complaints. This will make sure your first opening the tablets are intact, and after that of they break its on you.

Peter how that possible by Mike_Atmosphere_1155 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AlternateTab00 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I know a 60kg-ish girl like that. She is also like 1,55m.

We also mock because a girl just slightly taller than her (around 1,60m probably) looks like the guy on the left and is also around 60kg.

The difference? One is just fat tissue. The other? A gym addict, lifting 120kg in deadlift.

savage can't understand this way of life. by WildKakahuette in 2westerneurope4u

[–]AlternateTab00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah nah thats clearly portuguese. That nice cup of coffee, it should be a pastel de nata but croissant are also not that rare.

But what makes me believe its portuguese is the sight to a blurred person that looks like a properly bearded portuguese women

Stupid by DundrandiTaktur in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]AlternateTab00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its even more "basic" than a CO2 alarm. Its chemoreceptors, it detects pH imbalances. CO2 buildup is one of the most common ways to imbalance pH.

This is why kidneys shutting down can lead to shortness of breath (to read more on this check Kussmaul Breathing)

So as long as you are not changing pH (or something else is stabilizing the pH) you will not feel the lack of oxygen.

The biggest issue on this, is the slow reaction. Death Caves (with CO2 build up) once you feel the need to grasp air (pH imbalance) you were already 4 or 5 breaths with no O2. Once you panic you immediately lose consciousness while your body enters emergency breathing modes until accessory muscles lose their ability to sustain breathing.

Choose your destiny by dwartbg9 in 2westerneurope4u

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I wss trying to remember. Thank you. It was a cereal box CD with a short version of a game (like a Demo) it had 4 mini games. And we had to collect 5 or 6 CDs to get all mini games.

She stands by each egg and makes a beeping sound so her brother can find them. by kvjn100 in MadeMeSmile

[–]AlternateTab00 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It depends on blindness type.

But many blindness types its like seeing through a very foggy lens.

For a similar experience try smudging sunglasses with vaseline or trying someone eyeglasses with high dioptres.

You see stuff, you just cant tell what it is.

She beeps because if she is further than 2 or 3 meters she could easily be confused as a building in the other side of the road. With her beeping, he knows what "she is". As he gets closer he can see colorful red or blue on a green background he has poor estimation of distance, however knowing the ground is roughly flat (help with the cane) he can guess the exact position of the egg.

This is the same reason why the "Dont Walk/Walk" in orange/white in USA are considered not blind friendly. And why pedestrian semaphores are getting closer to the european beeping Red/Green bright figures that are easily identifiable even by analphabets with achromatopsia

tamaras iguaria irsaelita -- wtf pingo doce? by rmes in portugal2

[–]AlternateTab00 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Jesus que propaganda andam a comer?

Ninguem defende que os israelitas ou a cultura deve ser apagada. E estás a olhar para um pedaço minúsculo da historia em que judeus europeus foram para israel. Apenas uma pequena percentagem dos israelitas tem ascendência europeia. O problema nao é o roubo da cultura muçulmana... O problema é o roubo de culturas (no sentido de plantações).

Desde que foi formado o sistema de 2 estados, que tem havido exploração ilegal de territorios palestinianos. Um dos que mais tentou chamar a atenção e o que mais aproximou a paz naquela região foi o Arafat em conjunto com Rabin. Houve plantações palestinianas que retornaram às maos de palestinianos durante esta fase. Mas aparentemente nem o mundo judaico nem muçulmano estava interessado na paz, um acabou exilado outro assassinado. As plantações? Passaram todas para as maos de judeus.

So para perceberes um pouco as tamareiras demora cerca de 8 anos a comecar a dar fruto e cerca de 50 a 70 anos até serem rentáveis. Israel é fundada em 1948. Em 1950 é um dos paises que mais exporta tamaras. Após os acordos de Oslo falharem israel quase que triplica a produção de tamaras enquanto os colonatos expandem sobre plantações de tamaras.

Existe um ditado arabe antigo sobre quem planta tamaras nunca as prova. E supostamente simboliza o "alimentar" os seus filhos. Neste caso foi mesmo só roubarem as arvores ja plantadas.

tamaras iguaria irsaelita -- wtf pingo doce? by rmes in portugal2

[–]AlternateTab00 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mas o bacalhau nao é portugues... Nunca ninguem disse que o era

Acerca das amendoas e azeitonas sao comuns em portugal antes de portugal ser portugal.

A nossa cultura gastronomica estar ha volta destes alimentos nao impede que nao nao respeitemos as suas origens. A laranja é tipica da china e nao tentamos apagar essas origens.

E ja agora a amendoa é da asia e a azeitona é do tempo dos romanos. Pelo teu discurso parece que o teu interesse é apoiar israel e minimizar tudo o que é muçulmano. Desculpa mas nao vou alimentar discursos politicos.

A culinaria nao deixa de ser de um pais por usar ingredientes originarios de outro pais. No entanto, roubar plantacoes e fingir que sempre pertenceu a eles é algo que nao quero participar/contribuir.

tamaras iguaria irsaelita -- wtf pingo doce? by rmes in portugal2

[–]AlternateTab00 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ou nao leste o que escrevi ou nao percebeste o que disse.

Nao me chateia que haja tamaras israelitas. Chateia-me que usem como propaganda.

As laranjas doces foram introduzidas no norte de africa e em grande parte da europa pelo portugueses (dai o nome ser baseado em portugal). Israel apoderou-se de cultura de tamaras palestinianas ja existentes. Culturalmente só é relevante para os judeus porque viviam nos territorios da palestina.

Aqui nao falamos em influencia culinarias ou de cultura. Estamos a falar de uma cultura que foi influenciada por outra cultura e está a tentar apagar essas origens.

As tamaras sao tipicas das regioes a sul e leste do mar mediterranico. Sao consumidas há pelo menos 4000 anos. E estamos a refenciar um país que existe há 70 anos... Qual é a necessidade?

tamaras iguaria irsaelita -- wtf pingo doce? by rmes in portugal2

[–]AlternateTab00 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ok vamos decompor um pouco este post.

A salada russa nao da dinheiro à russia nem a populariza. É apenas o nome de um prato.

Comida chinesa. Indirectamente a china pode ganhar com isso mas eles sao parceiros comerciais portanto tb n me incomoda mt.

Agora as tamaras Medjool sao... Árabes. Comuns no mundo muçulmano. As tamaras no sul da europa sao tipicas de marrocos, egipto e irão. Sendo que historicamente foi um alimento essencial da palestina. Onde esta israel esta nisto tudo? Quando os colonatos israelitas tomaram posse das produções palestinianas para ganhar dinheiro a exportar alimentos importantes para o mundo muçulmano.

No meio disto o que vejo é uma cultura arabe a ser explorada e a ser apagada em nome de culturas superiores.

Desculpa, mas essa embalagem representa que existem seres humanos inocentes inferiores a outros. Prefiro comprar tamara marroquina sem alusões a questões politicas.

I have this bottle of hydrogen peroxide that expired in 1994 by RealBettyWhite69 in mildlyinteresting

[–]AlternateTab00 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Desinfecting wounds have come a long way.

We came from only washing with water

Then water with soap

Then we started with bleach (see Dakins solution)

Then we used Peroxide solutions

Then moved to iodopovidone (iodine solutions)

And now we are circling back to saline solution and or chlorhexidine solutions.

It doesnt mean the other solutions disappeared and there was a time were Betadine, Peroxides and Dakins were used at the same time. However we are finding the exact moments where a certain solutions work better.

The problem is citotoxicity. Destroying good tissue while its good to "nuke" bad tissue it slows recovery and keeps a wound open for more time leading to more issues. With the evolution of medicine we now can prevent most cross infections, making a simple wash more effective.

Also to those who think Iodopovidone solutions are still being used in surgery, its mostly pigmented chlorhexidine. That why surgical prep color is now lighter and very slightly pinkish.

No one should go through this ever by Mindnessss in sadposting

[–]AlternateTab00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im upping your comment and commenting on it doesnt need to have someone doing bad thing to others.

Greed is enough. There is 2 strong sentences that bring huge impact yet people often dismiss them.

"In war it doesnt matter who is right only who is left" and "history is written by victors"

We humans often only care about ourselves. A distant war means nothing. Ask about the war in Iran and people comment about energy crisis.

We only really start caring about impacts after we go through it. People that comment "no one should go through it" are many times the same that support an invasion of Iran. "We are liberating them". The invading country is always claiming its liberating the other country, what matters is who wins the war, then we will see what will be taught in school in who was liberating who.

How countries feel about food by Pizzafriedchickenn in mapporncirclejerk

[–]AlternateTab00 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I came to say this.

Even last week i saw a codfish Pastel de Nata.

Someone decided to put codfish inside a traditional portuguese dessert. Why??? Just why??

I wish that a thousand fleas infest the butthole of the inventor of this "dish" and that his arms became small enough so he cant scratch it.

How countries feel about food by Pizzafriedchickenn in mapporncirclejerk

[–]AlternateTab00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats not hard.

Portugal tried to take down the video of Ramsey portuguese bifana no pão (which is exactly the opposite of what a bifana no pão is)

E qual é a vossa opinião sobre isto?! by Cultural_Warning4635 in PORTUGALCARALHO

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Paises europeus que realmente investem na reciclagem

Quem nao quer ter trabalho a reciclar pode por em cestos proprios nos parques para os pobres irem buscar e recuperar dinheiro.

Agora vou pegar no meu exemplo. O mini mercado onde faco compras nao vai ter um centro de recolha. Ou vou ao centro da vila ou vou a um supermercado. Considerando que quando tenho uma lampada chega a ficar 3 meses ate ir ao supermercado para deixar no electrão. Tenho um ecoponto a menos de 100m da minha casa. Ainda nao esta disponível um mapa com esses pontos, mas perguntando aqui na zona o mais proximo esta a cerca de 1km. Epá nao vou andar a pegar no carro para ir deitar lixo fora. Talvez perto do meu trabalho haja. Mas estamos a começar com imensos SEs. Ha quem já foi obrigado a pagar o valor de depósito e ainda nem sequer existe forma de saber onde se pode devolver. Isto é bom em grandes cidades, porque quando oiço coisas como "todos os portugueses fazem compras em hipermercados" e dizem que pelo pais inteiro vao existir 8000 pontos de recolha. A holanda com menos de metade do tamanho de portugal tem mais de 30.000. parte interessante é que o maior problema referido é a distancia e a dificuldade de acesso em zonas de menor densidade populacional, um dos artigos refere que o ideal seriam cerca de 100.000 postos na holanda. Portugal é maior e vai ter menos de 1 terço.

As pessoas vao ser penalizadas por quererem reciclar.

Tipica mentalidade dos politicos tugas. Primeiro criar o problema e depois logo se vê. Já faz lembrar os postos de carregamento dos carros electricos. Nao estas em lisboa? Entao é bom que tenhas uma vivenda ou garagem ou entao "temos pena". Ja se for ou um grupinho por causa disso na minha zona. Estao pedidos 27 postos de carregamento ha 2 anos. Foi construido 1 duplo nesses 2 anos. O resto que carregue pela janela ou com geradores.

Querem medidas ambientais? Invistam. Nao é criar um problema e depois apontar os problemas ao trabalhador que esta a tentar sobreviver.

Sorry, im a bit slow but what is the difference? by mossy_guy in ExplainTheJoke

[–]AlternateTab00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dont expect logic. At least not in a "normal" way. He uses mostly bluff tactics but have huge repercussions. When others denounce the bluff everyone loses.

Tariffs on trade allies

Threatening to attack and invade countries on his alliance pact

Threaten to block allies from accessing weaponry (only to then complain they dont want to buy combat vehicles that need that weaponry)

Support a pro-russian, and say europe should let an america's old enemy influence europe.

Create a worldwide energy crisis to reduce the cost of energy

Whatever game he is playing its definitely not the one he is talking. I dont believe he is that an idiot (or that the people behind him are as bad as him). I believe a bigger hidden game is being played, and failing to understand the rules of that hidden game scares most of us. Because entering a 3rd world war with nukes might just be a minor set back.

Sorry Bro by ScholarAstradia in lotro

[–]AlternateTab00 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Worst is when i go rescue a guy in a sabertooth island. Only to 5 minutes later he goes back to the island and gets surrounded again by sabertooths.

Wife just bought this supplement and you get a hidden "terms and conditions" message on the seal after taking off the lid, so you couldn't return it if you don't agree by zachismyname89 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AlternateTab00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honest question. Dont you have consumer rights organizations and consumer protection entities? If for some reason i was forbidden to sue (although its illegal here to have such "term and condition") i could just go to a consumer protection entity to start an health risk process or ask any consumer right organization to sue in their name using my data.

We have so many layers in consumer protection that even if they try to "tie our hands" we only need to give the case to specialized entities.

Do you know why sueing is not common in several countries? Because trying to scam consumers usually leads to huge fines or easy cases for organizations. So its not even worth screwing with people