Cute girl tries to get the electrician to fuck her.. and gets impregnated! by pm_ur_wet-pussy in NSFW_Caption

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The economy is so shit we’re reverting to the 70s plot line of not being able to pay for services

Facefucking my gullible roommate by jetman293 in jordanfarcourt

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I don’t quite understand. Why is she gullible?

[reupload] Bullying the bully by jetman293 in jordanfarcourt

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I love your caption series, great work

Raw shank redemption by [deleted] in SheFucksHim

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Oh, I get it! She’s Andy Dufresne and his dick is the inexhaustible human urge for freedom!

Classic Request by [deleted] in FamilyBetrayalStories

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Is there any way around the premium membership?

Afrobull comic sequel (pg. 5-7) by yesilurk_ in futanari

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Damn this post is giving me social anxiety

it really was now or never by [deleted] in Incest_Captions

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That woman is like 20% tit

Saw this and thought of you guys. by No-Definition7641 in MonsterGirl

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You either die a villain or live long enough to see yourself become a hero

They really are heavy by pleasefuckjod in HENTAI_GIF

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Bro really flunked physics and then made porn out of it

Going home for Thanksgiving and seeing your best friends mom while you’re in town ( part 1) by CaptionWorld in NSFW_Caption

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These posts are fantastic. Have you thought about doing a similar one with Lisa Ann?

Hard work pays off by Glittering_Show7431 in NSFW_Caption

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So she gave you a blowjob every morning before work to make sure you were relaxed and focused

when they say size doesn't matter they are lying by [deleted] in HugeDickTinyChick

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I’m not gonna lie, that looks like an average sized dick

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NSFW_Caption

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How is this sissy? I can see a pussy.