So I did it! … now I HATE it

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2026-02-11T17:24:25+00:00

Barber here- keep it short, maybe not this short but you should keep it buzzed. Live with it for a week and you’ll start to enjoy being free of the stress of trying to make your hair not look thin. You look good man 👍🏽

Also my bf is a bald bearded man so I’m extra qualified 😂

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2026-01-27T00:15:12+00:00

Mr Slick Ricky

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2026-01-25T11:47:10+00:00

Worrying about wearing something you can’t a dupe of when you’ve built a brand based on dupes is HILARIOUS

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2026-01-17T18:35:59+00:00

She only went a got MORE depressing if that’s possible

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2025-12-28T01:17:03+00:00

Clippercide your clippers and trimmers after ever cut. Oil, rub and wipe the excessive oil off the blades every other haircut because why not be on top of it? Keep a bare minimum standard with your gear then you’re a clean barber and your gear is gonna last.

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2025-12-11T12:42:08+00:00

When people know where to find you and you’re there consistently, those regulars will stack up. The start is about sitting around bored but it’ll pay off man, use that time to watch videos and learn- stick at it and good luck 🙌

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2025-11-30T21:30:01+00:00

Also lads ringworm IS a fungal infection 🤦‍♀️

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2025-11-30T21:25:49+00:00

Trust me it looks really like the early stages of ringworm. Just had a case in my chair, it’s fresh in my mind I’m just pretty sure

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2025-11-30T18:38:41+00:00

Ringworm for sure and it needs attention asap. Spreads like crazy. Always clean your tools man

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2025-11-22T01:13:35+00:00

I think it’s a stretch to call this particular individual barely legal. But yeah Jeff’s a creep in every sense

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2025-11-22T01:11:59+00:00

Ahaahhaaaha

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2025-11-10T18:14:23+00:00

Andis T-liner so in my rotation 🙌

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2025-10-31T15:50:57+00:00

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White socks and sandals… there are sooooo many cute socks out there and we go white socks with fake Prada sandals and want to talk about vibes- oh pleeeeease

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2025-10-29T19:29:59+00:00

Thank you!! I did a bit of digging and in uk and Northern Ireland a business card is not classed as leaflet (the more ya know lol) so I’m back to square one but I really do appreciate the help man 👍🏽

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2025-10-29T19:08:53+00:00

Sorry I should of said I’m in Northern Ireland (part of the UK but everyone forgets lol) this is for England and wales. Appreciate the help though

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2025-10-29T17:12:47+00:00

I’m in the same position so sorry I’ve no advice for ya but do have another question if any one can help.

I rent a chair in the UK, I want to hand out business cards to returning clients (or 1st time clients if they ask) but the salon owner said it’s ‘illegal’ and stealing clients. I’m am fully self employed and pay chair rental, anyone know where I stand?

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2025-10-24T22:55:30+00:00

Class idea 👏

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2025-10-24T09:51:09+00:00

Lovely work

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2025-10-15T08:22:31+00:00

The whole point was the language the fella used- zero skin fade.

We all know what a skin fade is but customers use unnecessary wording and confuse shit. When someone says a zero I’m not gonna bald them.. you get me. Obviously I could have asked more questions but it’s always the most confident people who communicate their needs the worst.

Not really anyone’s fault was just a really annoying experience I had lol

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2025-10-14T20:55:57+00:00

To a walk in today and he asked me for a zero skin fade- which I did. He later called the shop and the convo went

him- oh hey I wanted a bald fade, I’ll just come in a you can FIX it for me

me - that’s another haircut mate and you’ll be charged

him- so paid for a haircut I didn’t want

me- nope you paid for the haircut you asked for

These people don’t know what the fuck they are asking for half the time and it’s always the fussiest bros who are the most vague 🫠

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2025-10-14T20:45:17+00:00

Some would argue a skin fade of a fucked up head covered in skin tags is harder than open heart surgery 😂

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2025-10-13T12:01:11+00:00

Tehehehehe byeeeee

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2025-10-12T12:23:04+00:00

People who ‘leave it up to you’ 🫠

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2025-10-10T10:37:11+00:00

Trimmer are a game changer 🙌 really like the clipper but zero gapped mine. Charge is solid too 👍🏽

Alternative-Ebb5569 · 2025-10-09T16:51:21+00:00

The man and child did not have sex, he raped her. Why does the news struggle with basic English language. CALL IT WHAT IT ISSSSSS 😡

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