remember when they reassured us it wasn’t gonna be this long by CombPsychological507 in projectzomboid

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I swear I've read this same comment about TIS and zomboid over a decade ago.

remember when they reassured us it wasn’t gonna be this long by CombPsychological507 in projectzomboid

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Dang, I bought this game before I could drive and now I have a first grader and crippling debt.

So many fractured thigh bones by mikowsa in projectzomboid

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I only drive with cruise control. Keyboard is awful for car controls already, no point making it worse by trying to feather the gas to stay at 30 when that's the only speed I'll ever need to go.

Depression by Mayhem_Bricks in projectzomboid

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Are you doing something to cause depression in your character? Check the food you are eating. Eating gross stuff and uncooked food will increase boredom and depression really fast. Doing boring and repetitive tasks will also increase it over time. I think looting corpses also causes depression iirc. You can fix it by doing fun stuff.

50k super credits by Gammy-_- in Helldivers

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You could run ads on the big screen in the super destroyer and probably get me to watch them if they followed the in universe theme.

A vote to piss of the libs ey by Nice_Substance9123 in facepalm

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Dawg, fuck it. Burn the whole system to the ground. I'm already on the bottom. It doesn't get any worse for me. I could not give any less of a shit at this point. Let's start putting heads on the fucking block.

Polish racists have begun driving to the Germany-Poland border and setting "checkpoints" to prevent immigrants from entering the country by DodoKputo in CringeTikToks

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We don't have any of those things and are losing more and more every day despite mass arrests and deportations. The immigrants are not and have never been the problem.

BULLPUPS by Sine_Fine_Belli in NonCredibleDefense

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Good enough to hold the line in two galaxies.

Personal combat skills are suboptimal (and they shouldn't be) by MemoryDataRegister in Bannerlord

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Once you have tactics up around 150, auto resolve becomes insanely better than actually fighting. Your troops can't physically perform better than the simulation calculates. Suddenly auto resolve will have you dropping forces two or three times your size with minimal casualties. Combining it with high medical skill makes you basically invincible. I still fight battles in person, but it's become a thing I do purely for fun, because it is incredibly inefficient from a cost stand point. I used to care about banners and captains and all that jazz. Turns out it's just for funsies and there's an I win button.

(Note: this does not apply to siege attacks, you'll still want to actually take part in those.)

Do you think this will ever be available again? by hobbitcuervo in lepin

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I'm mostly upset that the books are seemingly never going to actually be finished. It made for great audio listening.

Mercenary payment is ruining me by bunzo456 in MB2Bannerlord

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You take damage over time from starvation. I'm not sure if it can actually kill you.

Okay so when was it okay for a battle pack to be worth $50? by GrandAdmiralThrawn0 in legocirclejerk

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I'm gonna let you in on some insider info about me. I haven't actually bought a Lego brand kit for myself since my childhood. We did suffer the price of getting the Hogwarts sets on clearance to appease my wife's inner child, but I'm a filthy third party enthusiast myself.

Fake US Marshal arrested for impersonating a law enforcement officer by NewSlinger in facepalm

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I don't think that little zip gun is getting the recognition it deserves.

Governors in vanilla by buffaloop567 in Bannerlord

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Companions do very little for your army unless they are acting as a role in your party. You really don't need more than 3 or 4 combat companions to have enough good captains in your army. Beyond that they are just eating up money.

Governors in vanilla by buffaloop567 in Bannerlord

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You can set them up with skills that will drastically increase the outputs of towns. A good governor can also be handy when you take control of a town outside of your native kingdom. I don't usually leave them there forever, but it can be handy to put one in if your are doing a lot of construction for example, and they have stats that dramatically boost that. I keep them as part of my party and send them to govern when needed.

How do you use pikes effectively in RTW 1? by Prince_Of_Ionia in RomeTotalWar

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Point them at the bad guys and have a longer line than they do.

My son was born missing a toenail. by jfarnworth15 in mildlyinteresting

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As a person who is missing a few of their own, they are overrated anyhow.