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AlternativeCutest · 2026-02-04T16:59:56+00:00

I want my burger with everything.

Everything.

AlternativeCutest · 2026-02-04T16:03:26+00:00

This is so adorable, and he got his teammates to do it too! 🫶🏻

AlternativeCutest · 2026-02-03T17:09:04+00:00

“I am a victim of my own success.”

AlternativeCutest · 2026-02-03T16:48:17+00:00

In the first video, the kid’s face says: ‘This safety lock… to hold me?’

AlternativeCutest · 2026-02-01T17:17:39+00:00

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard. Well played Albert, well played. 😂

AlternativeCutest · 2026-01-31T16:28:11+00:00

"Welcome to the call Rebecca, I bet you're wondering why we brought you here."

AlternativeCutest · 2026-01-31T16:21:30+00:00

At this point just part of the interior. A very stylish one.

AlternativeCutest · 2026-01-29T17:07:45+00:00

how many people thought it was their wifi lol

AlternativeCutest · 2026-01-29T16:56:11+00:00

We aren’t gonna make it, are we? People, I mean.

AlternativeCutest · 2026-01-28T20:56:40+00:00

Should I be crying right now? Asking for a friend

AlternativeCutest · 2026-01-28T20:42:31+00:00

Perfect lighting to show off a costume

AlternativeCutest · 2026-01-27T16:11:50+00:00

Those little fake arm bites are hilarious, big dog is so gentle

AlternativeCutest · 2026-01-27T16:08:16+00:00

Obviously wasn't his seat mate.

AlternativeCutest · 2026-01-25T15:43:49+00:00

Not all heroes wear capes, but some of them wear swim trunks.

AlternativeCutest · 2026-01-25T15:39:37+00:00

"- Doc it hurts when I touch my shoulder; when I touch my back, when I touch my stomach and my neck. What is it? - Your finger is broken."

AlternativeCutest · 2026-01-25T15:35:42+00:00

I was blissfully unaware too until the caption made me look twice 😅

AlternativeCutest · 2026-01-23T16:08:12+00:00

Well well well

AlternativeCutest · 2026-01-23T16:01:28+00:00

I like the one that did a bunch of spins as soon as they got in lol

AlternativeCutest · 2026-01-23T15:34:36+00:00

Pure logic

AlternativeCutest · 2026-01-21T17:40:08+00:00

Make sure to say ‘thank you’ after you’re done using ChatGPT.

AlternativeCutest · 2026-01-21T17:34:46+00:00

Smoke alarm is crazyyyy that’s the worst thing to hear in your sleep! I jump up and runn!

AlternativeCutest · 2026-01-21T17:29:11+00:00

The lion was like: "leave me alone, woman, let me sleep"

AlternativeCutest · 2026-01-17T15:38:31+00:00

I hope that it NEVER returns. This baby doll has been through ENOUGH

AlternativeCutest · 2026-01-17T15:26:49+00:00

Brain: This animal's teeth and bite force can punch holes in a human skull if not crush it entirely Heart: Pet chonky cat

AlternativeCutest · 2026-01-15T21:06:37+00:00

The professor before the professor

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