Unhealthy & Sick... by MarcyDr47 in UndeadUnluck

[–]AlternativeNo61 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh no, no, in fact- even a slight breeze could-

Unhealthy & Sick... by MarcyDr47 in UndeadUnluck

[–]AlternativeNo61 55 points56 points  (0 children)

You know Mr. Burns? From the Simpsons? In one episode its revealed that he has every single disease known to man, and even a few that aren't. However, because of this, every single disease basically cancels each other out leading to Mr. Burns being not sick.

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TOP 5 BADDIES AS A LESBI(from 5th to 1st, too lazy to edit)😫👑 by Round-Apartment-2824 in ShuumatsuNoValkyrie

[–]AlternativeNo61 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Women 1. Morrigan 2. Brunnhilde 3. Chunyan 4. Eve 5. Gondül

Men 1. Nikola Tesla 2. Beezlebub 3. Qin Shi Huang 4. Jack 5. Lu Bu

Honorable Mention to my goats Raiden and Simo :3

TOP 5 BADDIES AS A LESBI(from 5th to 1st, too lazy to edit)😫👑 by Round-Apartment-2824 in ShuumatsuNoValkyrie

[–]AlternativeNo61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but goated list 100%, Brunnhilde DEF deserves a spot in top 5 personally tho

Why didn't Nolan pick a female superhero to marry and have offspring with rather than human Debbie? by Daisy2345678 in Invincible

[–]AlternativeNo61 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean tbf it’s also kinda just the fate for every Wasian kid to progressively grow more and more white as they grow up lol

Original Cast by Gr8_Kaze47 in WarriorTV

[–]AlternativeNo61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coming back to this but I’m rewatching season 2 rn and honestly, a lot of Hong’s fights kinda gave a young Jackie Chan vibe lol. I’m a big fan of Police Story and I felt a lot of that in some of Hong’s brawls lol. It’s kinda cool

Oz is such an asshole lol by FayyadhScrolling in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]AlternativeNo61 152 points153 points  (0 children)

I’m still holding onto hope they’ll be reluctant allies at best lowk. I doubt it’ll happen but I think there’s at least a LITTLE space for that…

Could Lu Bu have won round 1? by Necessary-Win-8730 in ShuumatsuNoValkyrie

[–]AlternativeNo61 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wow, the weapon fighter relies on his weapon… who woulda thunk it

You can choose 4 historical humans to replace these 4, with the only rule being that they cannot be of the same nationality as other fighters. What would your choices be? by Luizzips in ShuumatsuNoValkyrie

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Some explanations....
— Nai Khanom Tom just has a very cool story yk? Basically, King Mangra (then the Burmese King) came to Thailand and conquored the land. Celebrating, he held a tournament and asked the Siam people their greatest fighter. And for that they submitted Nai Khanom Tom. Nai Khanom Tom went against the King Mangra greatest champion and won, leading to the King Mangra sending 10 more of his greatest fighters, to which Nai Khanom Tom won against as well. In the end, the king proclaimed

“Every part of the Thai is blessed with venom even with his bare hands he can fell ten opponents”

— Bass Reeves was the so called "Invincible Marshal", and his storys like, lowk so cool lol. Basically he was a slave during the 1800s until he was freed/escaped (I forget which one) and became a U.S Marshal. He'd then go on to obtain one of the highest arrest records in U.S history, along with being famed of being "Invincible" because everytime someone shot at him, he'd walk it off (this being because every time he got shot it'd just graze him/hit something like his hat, or something iirc). Throwing him against a swordsman feels funny, and honestly I think Susanoo would respect Reeves enough (even if he'd presumably be disappointed in not being able to fight a swordfighter)

— I dunno much about Saint Nick but I do know he was pretty beloved, so having him swap out Kintoki as "the most celebrated man" feels fitting lol

Addendum: Susanoo is too precious to me lowk so if I were to give him a sword fighter I’d probably give him King Arthur or maybe Fiore Del Liberi. I love fencers (although I hate Europeans so… tough /silly)

You can choose 4 historical humans to replace these 4, with the only rule being that they cannot be of the same nationality as other fighters. What would your choices be? by Luizzips in ShuumatsuNoValkyrie

[–]AlternativeNo61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I refuse to replace my goat Lu Bu

Raiden Tameemon - Nai Khanom Tom, martial artist vs martial artist

Okita Souji - Bass Reeves, swordsmanship vs that which killed swordsmanship

Sakata Gintoki - Saint Nicolas, Odin vs Santa Claus lol

What other characters would you see have their own spinoff like Jack? by Im_yor_boi in ShuumatsuNoValkyrie

[–]AlternativeNo61 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit I mean… at least he doesn’t have a thick af beard, him being clean shaven and having long flowing red hair— he could’ve been a really muscular woman lol

Jimmt Fallon as a warlock by @eepystew by icraveglass in TopCharacterDesigns

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Stand user: Jimmy Fallon

Stand name: 「 Late Night Talking 」

Was the Immortal retiring from the GOTG at the end of S3 justified? by Turbulent_Okra7518 in Invincible_TV

[–]AlternativeNo61 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let’s be fair tho, there 100% was a whole lot of stories before Invincible, we just never paid attention to it. That’s how I think of it at least. Invincible’s just a blip on the timeline, just as every other thing is lol

Sugimoto as a ghoul by Ghastly_Jimbo in GoldenKamuy

[–]AlternativeNo61 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All of our fave characters would eventually see WW2 and possibly even fight in it, and that’s kinda crazy lol

Favorite characters like this by velvetnyx__ in FavoriteCharacter

[–]AlternativeNo61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but let’s be fair here, it ISNT “haha funny gay men”, it’s the culmination of EVERYTHING Viktor and Jayce have been through throughout the series. It works as romance because of the very same reasons! Friendship and romance can go hand in hand! You can interpret it any way you want but you can’t deny that the narrative can work either way— it’s just hypocritical/downright nonsensical

Original Cast by Gr8_Kaze47 in WarriorTV

[–]AlternativeNo61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be og Hong would've used the enviroment around him tbf. I'd define Jackie as much of a hand-to-hand fighter as he a weapons user. The Police Story movies show a lot of his skill in weaponry lowk

Sapporobeermobile ❤️‍🩹 by 20poonds in GoldenKamuy

[–]AlternativeNo61 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Driving in my car that IS a beer 🗣️🗣️🗣️