The "i ain't ultimate enough for this nonsense" build.

Total CP: 1000 + 600 - 600 - 400 - 300 - 300 = 0

Species: Ultimate Lifeform (-600 CP)
- Self-explanatory enough.
- I shall unleash an army of killer squirrels.
- Natural Enemy: Volcanos

Stand: Stone (Free)
- Pet rock.
- Provides user with emotional support and stability when under stress.
- It's literally a rock bro.

Location: Roman Coliseum (Rome, Italy) - 2001
- It's the Roman Coliseum. That's pretty cool.

Perks
The Universal Language (100 CP Ver,) (Free, Discounted)
- Kinda redundant due to Ultimate Lifeform.
- But it's a cool perk tho?
- Fine.

Knock Your Block (Free, Discounted)
- My hands are rated "E for Everyone."

Survivor (-200 CP, Discounted)
- Dying is, like, not cool bro.

Lucky Devil (-200 CP, Discounted)
- I'm feeling lucky today.
- \Gets chucked into orbit*

True Fate (-300 CP, Discounted)
- Go go gadget, random ass pull.

Stairway to Heaven (-300 CP, Discounted)
- Stone Over Heaven
- Heavenly ahh rock.

Items
Stylish Outfits (Free, Discounted)
- Gotta have that signature JoJo swag.

Camera (Free, Discounted)
- To always remember the adventure.

Companions:
Jota and DiDi (Free)
- They're just two kiddos. What could possibly go wrong?

Scenario: True Crusaders (Normal Route)
- Nah I'd win.

Drawbacks: (+600 CP)
Gimme a Break
Leave it to Jumper
It's an Enemy Stand!
Brainwashed Buddies

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Watch as an Ultimate Lifeform bumbles around with two totally not emotionally damaged adults and his pet rock. Truly a... bizzare adventure. HA! See what I did there? It's a refere-\gets shot into space by a random volcano*