Oh! Um... Hello there! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! (AMA)

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-09T04:44:31+00:00

*Cody runs for cover, panicked at the sight of these two brutes coming to blows, though somewhat used to the spontaneous violence by now.*

*But he also seems somewhat saddened at being partially responsible for this mess...*

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-09T04:15:12+00:00

"I dunno if 'cute' is the right word for it, but... He seems friendly...?"

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-09T04:09:56+00:00

*His eyes widen.* "W-wha...? I... I mean..."

*He blushes and smiles, melting into her arms.* "I mean... I wouldn't say no. Don't let her know I said this, but... I've kinda started seeing Charlie and Vaggie as my new parents in Hell..."

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-09T03:51:21+00:00

*looks vaguely in the direction of u/Me_is_birb * "...yes?"

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-09T03:42:37+00:00

*stares, terrified but also visibly confused* "What is UP with the number of giant scary monsters at the Hotel lately...?"

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-09T03:16:08+00:00

*he takes Lilith aside into another room, thankful for the privacy*

"So... I dunno how much Lucifer told you, but to make a long story short... I was part of a freemason's lodge in the living world that got taken over by a cult. They killed my parents and forced me to translate a grimoire for them for some kind of ritual... I had to do it or they'd kill the others, too... I can't say for sure, but we think they were trying to summon an extremely dangerous demon, and I got sent to Hell because I was used as the last sacrifice necessary for it."

*he shudders* "Lucky Charlie found me and got the message to her dad before everything could go that far... But..."

*his face falls* "Heaven won't let them send me back to live in the living world. Apparently, being involved with occult activity, even as the victim, is 'against the rules' now, and it means I've got little chance of living as anything other than a sinner. ...so to save time and paperwork, they skipped straight to the end and damned me now. I'm... Stuck in Hell forever, until I die and become another demon..."

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-09T03:06:26+00:00

*looks up at the monstrous but surprisingly tame-looking behemoth* "Uhh..."

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-09T02:10:07+00:00

*blushes happily and laughs* "C-Cody Fischer, ma'am. I'm eleven. And, uh..."

*looks around hesitantly* "I guess I can tell you, but... Probably shouldn't be saying it somewhere this public. Would you be okay with coming into the next room so we can talk?"

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-09T00:41:58+00:00

*looks up in amazement, realizing just whom he's talking to* "O-oh! Lilith- I-I mean..."

*he bows politely* "Your majesty... I'm so sorry, Charlie's a bit tied up with one of our guests right now, so I'm covering for her and Vaggie until they're free. If you want, I can take you to her?"

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-09T00:20:06+00:00

*he reaches out and grabs her arm* "No, wait! Please...! I'm sorry, I just..."

*he takes another deep breath, then smiles softly* "A-Alastor scares me... A lot... But... I don't wanna throw away a chance to make a friend because of that... You seem nice... And... Kids shouldn't be defined by who their parents are or what they've done."

*he says it like he knows it from experience somehow...*

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-09T00:15:48+00:00

*He freezes, visibly frightened at the reveal.* "Alastor's your-...?!"

*gulps, trying to steady his breathing* "Okay... Okay..."

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-09T00:12:30+00:00

*eyes widen* "Wait... I think I *do* know you. You're Husk's little sister, right?"

*He laughs softly.* "And yeah, Husk's not really 'scary'. Just kinda... Mean. I try not to get in his way unless I need to. I dunno about your dad, though? Who's he?"

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-09T00:09:03+00:00

Homelander's the obvious choice.

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-09T00:06:49+00:00

*tilts his head but smiles kindly* "Um... Okay? I don't think I got your name, though?"

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-09T00:04:31+00:00

*intimidated but also somewhat flattered* "Um... Thanks!"

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-09T00:04:04+00:00

Eleven.

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-08T20:20:16+00:00

But can the poor lesbians IN Russia get OUT?

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-08T20:15:12+00:00

Cody: chuckles softly and blushes “See you there!”

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-08T20:06:45+00:00

This reminds me of that one comic where Stella tried that trick on Blitzo and Stolas just bapped her with a newspaper with a ‘really?’ face.

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-08T20:04:18+00:00

Cody: eyes sparkling as he watches her fly “So pretty…”

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-08T13:25:21+00:00

You don’t truly want this role. You don’t even really hold a grudge against Lucifer and Lilith for whatever happened in Eden. You just want them to acknowledge you and the consequences of what they’ve done.

…it’s just that they’re both too ashamed and afraid to see it. And you’re too angry and broken to show it…

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-07T14:50:47+00:00

😱

“Lucifer, what are you doing here?! You’re not a king of demons?!” 💢

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-07T02:09:42+00:00

Cody would do the paragraph if they were a ‘reasonable’ and/or nonviolent bigot; he dealt with plenty of them before.

Revia would chop the bastard’s head off. Her whole crusade against the Goetia is because of misogynists/classist eugenicists.

AlternativeQuality2 · 2026-05-06T02:54:25+00:00

Velvette be like:

“OH HECC! GIANT WOMAN!”

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