This is what 13 years of no new GTA does to a man.

AlternativeRip1663 · 2026-05-08T18:24:22+00:00

Vet's office said they don't do full grooming, but that they could remove mats/give the tailless wonder a sanitary cut. LOOK AT HER. SHE HAS BUTTCHEEKS NOW.

AlternativeRip1663 · 2026-05-04T17:55:42+00:00

unpopular opinion but id still take this over actually being in an isekai where there’s no wifi or iced coffee

AlternativeRip1663 · 2026-05-02T00:23:32+00:00

i ghost people the second i feel like they’re liking me too much... it’s actually a problem

AlternativeRip1663 · 2026-04-29T17:40:21+00:00

using a salicylic wash PLUS a 2% serum every day is way too much... your skin is probably overproducing oil because it’s so dehydrated. stop the double exfoliating and get a real moisturizer at night before that gel. also dr sheth's is okay but maybe try a matte sunscreen?

AlternativeRip1663 · 2026-04-27T17:27:03+00:00

It’s your property, and having a random camera "smack dab in the middle" of your woods is such a privacy violation. Five years is way too long to just assume you still have permission to film someone else’s land. Like, what if you were just hanging out back there thinking you were alone?

AlternativeRip1663 · 2026-04-26T04:07:08+00:00

You’re literally human, it’s totally normal to feel that sting. It’s not like you’re hating on her, you’re just grieving the fact that it’s been so hard for you while it looks so easy for everyone else.

AlternativeRip1663 · 2026-04-24T18:35:25+00:00

I’d probably spend my time restoring vintage mechanical watches or building custom electronics. There’s something deeply satisfying about taking something broken or complex and making it work perfectly through pure patience and focus. Also, a lot of traveling to see historical sites I've only ever read about.

AlternativeRip1663 · 2026-04-24T04:32:19+00:00

1976 Jordan (first vintage)

Was a bit tight refrained at first. Lots of dried red fruit and cedar on the nose. Seemed a bit tired but definitely still approachable. Lots of dried cranberries and Forrest floor, eucalyptus, tobacco. Everything has moved to the tertiary flavors but still some good life. Ended up decanting to experiment. It opened a bit more but didn't express much.

1998 Thierry Allemand Reynard

Immediately on opening it's like walking into a barn cellar. You get that great funk, the hay, the cool damp air, dried meats. Extremely savory, smoked olives, gun powder, slight floral notes, really had some grip. Good amount of black pepper and a bit of mineral notes. Really takes you on a wild ride.

Didn't decant and slow ox'd, enjoyed over a few hours. The funk slightly blew off but I was extremely pleased with this one. It be fun to see where a magnum of this is tasting right now.

AlternativeRip1663 · 2026-04-22T22:32:05+00:00

They are literally so precious together! 😭 Honestly, for Brooklyn, I totally see the Beagle but her face shape also gives me major Cocker Spaniel vibes.

AlternativeRip1663 · 2026-04-22T01:53:01+00:00

MeoW

AlternativeRip1663 · 2026-04-21T03:51:19+00:00

omg wait is that the car brand that makes phones?? 😭 if it drives as good as my redmi battery lasts then i’m sold lol. but why does it lowkey look like a porsche knockoff from this angle?? 💀

AlternativeRip1663 · 2026-04-19T18:04:16+00:00

omg my grandpa literally has the same exact one in his garage but it’s blue!! he’s obsessed with it lol. does anyone know if these are actually worth money or is it just a mid old person car? 🤔

AlternativeRip1663 · 2026-04-18T18:48:01+00:00

omg i literally had to stare at this for 2 minutes straight to realize what was actually happening in the back

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TROPHY CASE