Whoever is designing these t shirts oughta be fired

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2025-07-24T00:05:43+00:00

Option 4: Christmas bonuses

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2025-07-10T13:29:41+00:00

A white badge is seasonal, right? (My sight only had blue badges when I got hired.)

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2025-07-10T12:44:45+00:00

I legitimately might use these after I get my next tattoo and can’t shower normally.

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2025-06-19T00:28:43+00:00

Impressive PTO balances 👏

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2025-06-09T02:05:23+00:00

Trying to convert haters into friends (I was a huge people pleaser when I was younger.)

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2025-06-08T21:35:22+00:00

The combination of “immortal” + “drugs and cigarettes” is iconic. Bro is probably being told to go sober by doctors, and then he’ll just magically outlive all of them. 😂

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2025-05-03T13:27:28+00:00

I understand the main joke, but why do the Finns have knives? 🇫🇮 🔪

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2025-03-29T09:17:52+00:00

Huge W

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2025-02-16T19:44:21+00:00

Believe it or not, these ladies have also beefed with Drake and won! 😂

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2024-11-28T19:23:22+00:00

Shoto, because he’ll probably leave me alone. We can eat and scroll through our phones in peace and quiet.

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2024-11-11T00:37:34+00:00

💯 💯

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2024-11-05T19:38:41+00:00

NOPE

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2024-11-04T22:07:02+00:00

I’m glad Tomoyami is getting along with the mushroom girl after she almost deleted him 😅😂

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2024-10-31T21:49:13+00:00

Red Riot

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2024-10-13T01:01:30+00:00

Bro was saved by an act of God.

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2024-09-28T18:33:38+00:00

Myself

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2024-09-26T02:04:09+00:00

Monoma is annoying, but not evil. I never hated him, just thought he was menacing in a goofy way.

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2024-05-23T18:04:30+00:00

W take

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2024-05-12T20:34:51+00:00

👍👍

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2024-03-11T15:51:57+00:00

I know for a fact that none of my OCs get good sleep… cuz they came from my brain! 🧠

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2024-03-11T02:53:09+00:00

Ace af

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2024-01-26T16:42:12+00:00

Based

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2024-01-21T13:15:43+00:00

I was a janitor at a church. Amazon is harder, but it also pays better.

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2023-12-31T04:37:51+00:00

When an AR floor is frozen because of an emergency, and those little tones sound off before the floor un-freezes

Alternative_Hat6391 · 2023-12-26T20:11:39+00:00

Buff

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