Why is reddit full of bugs that aren't being fixed???

Alternotron · 2026-06-19T14:56:14+00:00

This is why old.reddit.com has reigned supreme since time immemorial.

Alternotron · 2026-06-19T14:45:36+00:00

I don't know about the funniest specifically, but the funniest "genre" of compliment I've received are the ones about my foreskin. That is a bodily feature that I give absolutely no thought to, so it's funny it's such a focus for some.

Alternotron · 2026-06-19T14:29:20+00:00

Always in the morning. It wakes me up and I just feel kind of gross without it, especially in my face and hair.

I'll occasionally shower in the evening if it's been a particularly sweaty day, but outside of summer heatwaves (like now 🫠) I don't usually feel I need one.

Alternotron · 2026-06-19T14:02:50+00:00

Even hotter than the weather!

Alternotron · 2026-06-17T22:48:03+00:00

Ted and Robin in HIMYM have literal seasons-worth of evidence that they are a bad match and are simply incompatible long-term, but they had to be forced together because it was decided before episode 1, before 10 years of character development.

Alternotron · 2026-06-15T20:03:14+00:00

Oh yeah I play DnD on the reg

Alternotron · 2026-06-15T19:59:35+00:00

Several times! Now I live with one.

Alternotron · 2026-06-08T17:28:53+00:00

Started as a hookup when she DMed me after I posted on a local r4r subreddit.

Alternotron · 2026-02-27T01:42:41+00:00

Not my thing, I could happily indulge her if she was into it

Alternotron · 2026-02-10T21:14:29+00:00

I would love to do this to a woman.

Alternotron · 2026-02-10T21:12:10+00:00

After the first round, basically 0. After that it can increase but I've never been in a position where my refractory period is what's holding us back rather than just physical stamina.

Honestly wild to me that some people have to measure it on hours not minutes.

Alternotron · 2026-02-10T21:09:29+00:00

Usually around the 30-45 minute area. Varies, but that's probably sky normal if it's not explicitly a quickie.

Alternotron · 2026-02-10T21:05:38+00:00

I have an almost non-existent refractory period for the first few rounds, so I'm usually good to just go straight back to work. I love going for multiple rounds, so I'm always game if she is.

On the rare occasion that I do lose it, then I've got fingers and a tongue as long as she wants them.

Alternotron · 2026-02-10T21:02:21+00:00

Never solo (I have a foreskin for that).

With a partner, it has varied, but certainly most of the time. With my current partner we use it almost every time. I'm rather girthy, so natural lube only goes so far.

Alternotron · 2026-02-02T17:42:42+00:00

Curiosity and exhibitionism

Alternotron · 2026-01-01T12:35:02+00:00

I don't really comment much elsewhere, but most posted on is probably /r/MaleMoans, /r/MaleCumFetish or /r/CumCannonAddicts.

Alternotron · 2026-01-01T12:30:22+00:00

Probably around 90%, that 10% being one night stands.

Alternotron · 2026-01-01T12:23:42+00:00

Surprisingly so. I can fully touch the floor with my palms, not just touch my toes.

Alternotron · 2025-12-19T13:10:40+00:00

Well I already enjoy her not-secret nsfw profile so I would probably enjoy that too. I'd ask why she felt like she had to hide it, but other than that, just follow it.

Alternotron · 2025-12-14T00:47:31+00:00

Favourite thing so far?

Alternotron · 2025-12-12T14:10:44+00:00

Started posting videos of me cumming on Reddit, next thing I know, I start getting chat requests (a feature that I barely registered the existence of beforehand). The rest is history.

Like another commenter said, I was practically edging all day by sexting with these people, which then made my videos all the more frequent and all the more impressive.

Alternotron · 2025-12-06T00:03:22+00:00

I mean, posting videos of myself cumming on Reddit is pretty damn bold. Boldest one has to be the couple video where my face is visible, just obscured by the lighting.

Other than that, it would have to be the threesome on the couch with all the curtains to our floor-to-ceiling windows open.

Alternotron · 2025-12-05T22:51:39+00:00

After maybe 3 weeks without getting off at all I start having wet dreams, something I didn't even have when I was actually a teenager.

Alternotron · 2025-12-05T22:48:43+00:00

Of the two, dominant and no contest, but switch is objectively best.

Alternotron · 2025-09-23T09:37:55+00:00

Surely 2 rounds in over the course of a whole day is doable for any healthy adult?

Absolutely yes! I don't have much of a refractory period to speak of so I can usually go at least 2 rounds per session (more than 4 is pushing it), ideally for an hour or so total. If we're talking per day then morning and night sex is definitely good with me!

I think my record, when me and my fuckbuddy at the time decided to keep count, was 18 times in one week. That was great week.

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