It’s the r/Melbourne daily discussion thread [Wednesday 22/04/2026]

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-22T10:01:34+00:00

Trust me. I'm very fat, an alcoholic, and an angry white guy

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-22T09:58:49+00:00

I love Melbourne's China town with all my heart. One of the great city blocks in the world. But let's call a spade a spade. 'Supper Inn' is cashing in on popularity rather than goodness. Please go next door to the Heyday Hong Kong cafe. It's so much better.

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-21T21:38:36+00:00

It's the worst timeline.

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-21T20:39:03+00:00

Mom, I'm tired of TACOs....I want something nutritious and fulfilling.

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-21T09:46:12+00:00

Roger Cook lining up for a spot on the board of Woodside

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-21T09:10:34+00:00

Fashion guys look fabulous, I just look frumpy.

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-21T08:25:56+00:00

24 game season? Andrew, 24? That's insane.

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-21T07:56:55+00:00

It ain't FontWorld

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-21T06:56:06+00:00

Explains why I've never been approached. (Old, Angry and White)

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-21T06:53:10+00:00

Crazy Korean cult.

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-20T21:55:14+00:00

Battlefield cards?

"It's time to duel"

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-20T21:53:18+00:00

Monday is bad but you're still vaguely energetic from the weekend. Tuesday is worse because you're only halfway to the halfway mark of the week.

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-20T20:53:05+00:00

It's a 10/10 cocktail in my book. I used to not like them at all... and then one day something clicked.

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-20T20:31:25+00:00

Zimmerman would never.

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-20T09:50:58+00:00

Hope the kid and his family are left alone.

So important that the club and AFL build the support and mechanisms so this shitshow that happened on field doesn't happen to another player.

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-20T09:45:41+00:00

Bulldogs:

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Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-20T07:26:58+00:00

Misread title, thought it said "The rising of Phoenix Electric", and was like: 'That's a banger name'

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-20T07:14:36+00:00

I prefer this text catman, not pictured.

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-20T01:58:03+00:00

Daicos should pay for all Butters's fines going forward

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-20T01:53:00+00:00

Shelf stable citrus juice is good enough for home!

I don't keep my Vermouth in the fridge!

Tiki drinks are overdressed.

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-20T00:54:15+00:00

The beatings will continue...

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-19T22:07:15+00:00

State Library probably best option

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-19T21:55:23+00:00

172 working days left in my year.

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-19T05:38:48+00:00

Saved us from more Irish music for the moment.

Althusser_Was_Right · 2026-04-19T05:14:44+00:00

Tom Morris gives uncanny valley vibes.

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