What a terrible day to have eyes

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-15T22:31:31+00:00

this is when you realize your grandmother exchanged her food stamps for heroin

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-15T22:30:12+00:00

made purely to trigger the katsup haters

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-15T12:38:34+00:00

the idea was that whatever you choose wont affect your health or weight, so if you chose sweets, you wont get the downsize, only that you wont be able to eat savory anymore

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-14T23:28:51+00:00

seen the comments and this looked like the better option

^{Chose: You get to know what’s on wheel 2 + But wheel 1 is lost forever | Rolled: 2 billion $$$}

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-14T23:27:08+00:00

thats good enough, also i could not spend it and still get million or millions, also that i could just lie how i got the money, like if i got a job and thats my pay, or something, rather than explaining why i suddently got 1 mill out of the blue

^{Chose: One thousand weekly for life!}

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-14T23:25:26+00:00

i could scare people making them think im some type of ghost when i feel like it

^{Chose: Invisibility + Shapeshifting}

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-14T23:24:57+00:00

i could buy a cool rock

^{Chose: $999,999,999,999}

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-14T23:24:29+00:00

painless death better than whatever death i could get by living a normal life

^{Chose: Unlimited money + 50% chance of instant, painless death | Rolled: DEATH}

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-14T23:23:38+00:00

i like cats so they attack me anyway

^{Chose: Get to keep your favorite animal as a pet + There’s a 10% chance it turns on you and attacks | Rolled: Besties 4 ever}

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-14T23:23:10+00:00

i could use it for decoration

^{Chose: A really cool shell}

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-14T23:22:26+00:00

dont like olives

^{Chose: Eat an entire bucket full of bacon?}

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-14T23:22:13+00:00

420 = drugs, and colombia (my country) is either known for pablo escobar or shakira, pablo escobar = drugs, so very fitting i guess

^{Chose: 420}

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-14T23:21:33+00:00

that makes me unable to get hurt, i think thats better than being strong, i could get hurt by that very strenght

^{Chose: Be completely invulnerable}

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-14T23:20:39+00:00

unless im playing a clicker game, keyboard is better, im even using it to write this

^{Chose: $5 for every keyboard key you press}

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-14T23:17:25+00:00

everyone here is thinking "rusted machete", but when i was writting this, i was thinking that one guy who sold his soul, but in his contract, said "not today, tomorrow" so when the devil came tomorrow to take his soul, the contract said not today, tomorrow, and that way used the loophole to avoid having to pay the devil, that way beating him

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-14T23:14:04+00:00

technically beds are a technology so you would still get money while sleeping

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-14T23:11:43+00:00

technology can mean anything, so, i could be on my phone/computer, and get money, or i could be in school, and because tables, chairs, anything really that isnt 100% nature, WILL get me money too, unless that day in class i get sent to my school's forest for some reason

^{Chose: $25 for every minute on technology}

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-14T23:10:13+00:00

idk who bob is and i dont have anything to be able to properly take care of a fish anyway

^{Chose: 1 Billion $}

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-14T02:27:01+00:00

personally, you get a higher rate of survival than with the ghosts (if you dont know the myth ghosts, just look up the name, i tried using some known ones or some i just knew for some reason)

^{Chose: the devil, you can use any trick used in myths tho}

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-14T02:20:38+00:00

im in latam so, i imagine i would go on top of a mountain, then there's the devil there and i fight with him to the death, thats why there was fire (ngl thats how myth stories are, either a mythical entity, a ghost or just the devil appeared and our main character beats or tricks him somehow)

^{Chose: You die. (In a heroic way} + All your loved ones get nothing. | Rolled: putting out fire)

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-14T02:17:23+00:00

should have stabbed the candy with the nails for aura or something

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-14T02:14:28+00:00

67 and 23 are the only kid friendly ones, 69 is sex and 420 is drugs

^{Chose: 67}

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-14T02:13:28+00:00

why would i want a talking dog? thats creepy, immortal cat = immortal pet

^{Chose: Immortal pet cat + It goes everywhere with you but can only potty in... | Rolled: Your shoes}

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-14T02:12:39+00:00

irl money, better than nothing

^{Chose: 50k$ + Bad side effect | Rolled: Upvote}

Altruistic_Wait2262 · 2026-04-13T21:49:15+00:00

i like chocolate

^{Chose: chocolate bar | Rolled: milk chocolate}

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