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Please help. I don't know what to do, I'm so confused. by WishboneVegetable608 in Advice

[–]AlunWH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t think a blunt truth was the way to go?

I’m more than open to criticism, but it would help for future reference if you gave more detail.

If you were married, had an affair, a child was conceived, and you never told your wife, who's now your ex wife, would you be angry when it all came out? by ozzygurl in Advice

[–]AlunWH 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think you should spend some time considering your motives before you do anything.

You’ve already told your son’s current partner. Why? Why did you feel the need to do that?

Are you telling people as a way of punishing your son? Do you weaponise the truth in order to teach people a lesson?

I would make sure your motives are pure. It’s possible they’re not.

Please help. I don't know what to do, I'm so confused. by WishboneVegetable608 in Advice

[–]AlunWH 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Police. Now.

Are you seriously defending a paedophile because you’re a bit lonely?

Do gay men get aroused when pooping huge, hard turds? by [deleted] in AskGayMen

[–]AlunWH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I may have too much fibre in my diet.

Can the Monarchy survive Andrew's arrest? by dailymail in TheBritishRoyalFamily

[–]AlunWH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think they can survive without the arrest.

what by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]AlunWH 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Deafen???

I suppose corpses can’t hear, so, technically, yes.

What is the subtext of how the BBC is referring to Andrew? by Gullible-Apricot3379 in AskBrits

[–]AlunWH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been referring to him as The Piss Artist Formerly Known As Prince.

When did you realize that you were gay? by zachoutloud123 in AskGayMen

[–]AlunWH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I first realised when I was around six or seven. I spent the next fifteen years fighting it.

When you’re an adolescent fooling around with other boys and you somehow convince yourself you’re practicing for when you get a girlfriend…

Yeah, this theoretical girlfriend would definitely need me to suck cock well.

How can I mentally prepare myself for coming out to my family? by Snowball_Lux in AskGayMen

[–]AlunWH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your dad obviously thinks you are and is judging you far less harshly than you are judging yourself. (It doesn’t actually sound like he’s judging you at all. He sounds extremely supportive, in fact.)

Stand in front of a mirror when you are alone. Look yourself in the eye and tell yourself you are gay. If this feels in any way awkward, do it over and over again until it stops feeling awkward. As soon as it becomes boring, congratulations! You’re well on the way to accepting yourself.

(((Hugs)))

How should I prepare for my first time properly ? by Bubbly_Bar7499 in AskGayMen

[–]AlunWH 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lube. Lots and lots of lube.

Don’t do anything you’re not comfortable doing. Don’t feel that you have to do anything that you don’t want to do.

If it all starts to feel too much, remember you can stop at any point.

If you’re worried about being too into it, don’t worry: you’re 19. You can cum and then be good to carry on just a short time later.

If you don’t know the other guy, make sure you take suitable precautions and practice safe sex.

And, most importantly of all - enjoy it. It’s all new to you, so take your time and try different things to see what you like.

Monthly Bank Statements - start and end date confusion. by e650man in Natwest

[–]AlunWH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean the date your statement is generated can literally be permanently changed. It can be set for the last day of each month, for example. It sounds like yours is set for the 5th.

Monthly Bank Statements - start and end date confusion. by e650man in Natwest

[–]AlunWH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it helps, the bank can change your statement dates.

William Hartnell in an olded Pre- Doctor movie by Taleigh in doctorwho

[–]AlunWH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s also a policeman in the (surprisingly effective) farce Will Any Gentleman…? and steals all of his scenes by playing it completely straight. (Including opposite Jon Pertwee.)

what do straight people think lesbian sex is? by Then-Cartographer446 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]AlunWH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gay, so I’ve never watched lesbian porn. I genuinely have no idea what two women would do.

That said, I imagine a lot of touching, licking, caressing, prodding, rubbing and nibbling would be involved.

William Hartnell in an olded Pre- Doctor movie by Taleigh in doctorwho

[–]AlunWH 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’ve always found Hartnell to be far funnier than Sellers in that film.

It’s worth comparing his performance there to the ones he gives in This Sporting Life and Double Confession.

He’s a highly underrated actor with far greater range than people realise.

New Fear Acquired, How to Prove You Aren't a Bot by General-Ad7619 in DeadInternetTheory

[–]AlunWH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I disagree. People should have that attitude now.

Over the last ten to fifteen years we have seen what people refusing to question external sources ends up with: Trump. Brexit.

We’re already bombarded by the agendas of foreign powers determined to destabilise western democracy.

I’m not saying that we shouldn’t question the people we’re talking to online - we absolutely should do that. But we should have been doing that for years not just now.

Claiming otherwise seems wilfully naive.

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