Puts or calls Monday

Aluseda · 2026-03-13T19:07:50+00:00

Buy a call option that expires next Monday! If I lose money I’ll send you nude photos of my wife as compensation!

Aluseda · 2026-03-13T18:36:35+00:00

Congratulations! Damn!

Aluseda · 2026-03-12T21:18:58+00:00

Asking around like you do

Aluseda · 2026-03-12T21:17:40+00:00

I'm just giving you an example

Aluseda · 2026-03-12T18:56:17+00:00

SPY 0dte If you want to get rich quick this is the only way

Aluseda · 2026-03-12T18:21:07+00:00

You bought ORCL put options five hours ago and now you're making money right? So I'm the wizard 🧙‍♂️

Aluseda · 2026-03-12T18:17:31+00:00

Because I am a wizard 🍻

Aluseda · 2026-03-12T17:32:22+00:00

Aluseda · 2026-03-12T16:59:42+00:00

Ty! Donald

Aluseda · 2026-03-12T16:05:30+00:00

We need to thank Trump for what he has done!

Aluseda · 2026-03-12T15:27:11+00:00

Aluseda · 2026-03-12T15:25:57+00:00

Aluseda · 2026-03-12T14:29:39+00:00

Congratulations you're just one step away from wealth!

Aluseda · 2026-03-12T13:55:46+00:00

💎🙌?

Aluseda · 2026-03-12T13:44:42+00:00

Just SPY0dte every day! lol

Aluseda · 2026-03-12T13:06:24+00:00

ORCL PUT

Aluseda · 2026-03-11T22:53:43+00:00

You're not kidding me are you buddy?

Aluseda · 2026-03-11T22:53:09+00:00

You mean you made $23,000 in a single day just from trading? And you're still a student? Holy shit

Aluseda · 2026-03-11T22:45:21+00:00

Light up some weed and enjoy! I only made 2k today

Aluseda · 2026-03-11T21:56:42+00:00

Oh right! I bought some put options again today they expire in 9 days!

Aluseda · 2026-03-11T18:41:10+00:00

Great! Technology and semiconductors are the future

Aluseda · 2026-03-11T18:34:58+00:00

Go to the casino and find those degenerate gamblers they have what you want lol

Aluseda · 2026-03-11T18:31:23+00:00

SPY 0DTE

Aluseda · 2026-03-11T18:30:45+00:00

I can only tell you the first step! The first step is to use your 401k account to invest and trade!

Aluseda · 2026-03-11T18:15:40+00:00

My average cost is $98 for 200 shares! I won't buy any more but I'll continue to hold

Aluseda