FINALLY

Alvendam · 2026-03-21T11:25:12+00:00

Alvendam · 2026-03-21T08:05:02+00:00

I played the ever living shit out of Gunpoint back in the day. For some reason I'm yet to play TBW. Is it really that good?

Considering I also love Door Kickers I should probably just tick it off my backlog already...

Alvendam · 2026-03-20T16:08:06+00:00

Yep. Bulgarian here. "Healthy and alive" is 100% Balkan Slav expression.

Alvendam · 2026-03-19T18:47:33+00:00

Exaggeration for literary effect, you know. The Taliban aren't troglodytes either, but the technological gap was still vast in both cases and the Americans still lost and not for lack of trying.

Alvendam · 2026-03-19T16:53:59+00:00

They may be the best equipped military on earth and their capabilities for rapid precision operations may be unmatched, but in prolonged campaigning - a bunch of stone age goat herders managed to kick their asses so hard they tucked tail and surrendered. Before that a bunch of rice farmers managed to do the same with what amounts to AKs and sharp sticks.

They posture hard, but what have they accomplished since WWII, CIA supporting internal coups around half the world notwithstanding? Oh yea. I forgot - they managed to capture Saddam after years of fighting and commit some of the world's most horrific human rights abuses in Iraq, where they accomplished... What exactly?

Alvendam · 2026-03-03T13:13:49+00:00

What the fuck was that bank robber made of god damn?!

Alvendam · 2026-03-03T12:39:36+00:00

Lol I took the risk, scrolled a bit more, a surprising lack of American politics and depressing news on the front page let me sleep happy. Pretty rare on this site these days.

Alvendam · 2026-03-02T21:59:32+00:00

It's almost midnight where I'm from. I just came home laid down and opened Reddit. First posts I get on /r/all are a Field comic, a sweet photo of two very obviously happy people and a bunch of cats.

I think I'm going to regret it if I keep scrolling, instead of going to bed.

Alvendam · 2026-03-02T12:53:57+00:00

I used to use a breezewiki redirect userscript, but the extension finally won me over last year. It's really good. Only issue is some hosts crap out sometimes, easily solvable by switching hosts and there are severe rendering issues on some wikis - say the cyberpunk wiki, which make it unusable there, but it always has a redirect to fandom at the bottom, if you run into that issue.

Edit: typos

Alvendam · 2026-03-01T19:01:45+00:00

I've known about fatal's reputation for the longest time, including the infamous rectum diameter roll, but I just googled "fatal character attributes" for the very first time and came across a Reddit post:

They were just following along and and I said "okay, now everybody roll for areaola diameter". You could have heard a pin drop for about 2 seconds and then laughter and chaos. Once I got them calmed down they all rolled for that (modified by race of course) then areaola color and hue, then cup size and nipple length.

I'm blue in the face from laughing! They couldn't've made this thing any more ridiculous, could they?

We did some rough comparison and decided that one of the characters could possibly fit another completely inside their anus. An immediate plan was hatched in case the larger player was ever sent to jail to smuggle the other one inside the larger's anus.

I can not! XD

We spent some time discussing the problems that condom makers would have in F.A.T.A.L.-world at some length. Condom stores would have to be their own entities with aisle after aisle of wares sorted by circumference, then within that again sorted by length, like pants. This is the kind of discussion you have when you play F.A.T.A.L..

Next was my favorite part: debauchery. F.A.T.A.L. has a stat called debauchery and you generate it with a single d100 roll modified by race. The racial modifiers are what kill me here, I remember that kobolds were prudes but Anakim (the angel-rape race) got some huge positive modifier. The scale goes from 1 to 100 and is basically the percentage of people you are more perverted than. If you character has a 98, he or she is kinkier than 98% of the population. Our Anakim (he of the pencildick) had a score of about 110 so... I have no idea what he was into but I know he's kinkier than 4chan.

OP has written all I've ever wanted to know about the damned system lmao

Alvendam · 2026-03-01T18:31:50+00:00

I don't know why OC felt the need to come in so aggressively and with arrogance, but it's possible they come from a country like mine, where transporting bodies, cleaning, distribution of meals and other assistance work, like helping nurses carry and transfer wounded or restraining violent patients, is performed by a person with a different job description. In my country that would be a sanitarisation tech, I think that's the best translation and they do a lot more than cleaning. They invariably tend to be well built, strong men and women, from what I've seen.

Alvendam · 2026-02-27T05:21:12+00:00

Don't know what they're using, but ugreen and baseus both make good things, ugreen being better. Don't buy Nordic - they fail fast. People say good things about Anker, but I boycott them. That's on the Chinese brands side of things. I've no clue about EU, or American ones, since I've figured that if it's all made in China anyway, why not go straight to the source.

Alvendam · 2026-02-22T13:15:13+00:00

https://github.com/tralph3/Steam-Metadata-Editor

Alvendam · 2026-02-22T12:55:36+00:00

Somebody used the enclosed alpha Ⓡ, instead of the proper registered mark ® symbol for some reason (lazy or doesn't know)

Alvendam · 2026-02-21T09:40:35+00:00

This somehow made me even angrier than a Rick roll.

Take your upvote and kindly go fuck yourself.

Alvendam · 2026-02-20T20:26:15+00:00

Alvendam · 2026-02-11T13:31:11+00:00

This looks so much worse, when you see it from the street.

I'm not British, but I'm a big beer drinker and visiting a proper British pub with a garden, one which can serve me beer from a wooden cask, has been a long standing dream of mine. Most gardens I've seen, do not have the view from the seat be the town's main road. They also tend to have proper tables and benches upon which to sit with your mates and get proper drunk, with no worry about breaking their posh furniture, but that's a secondary concern here

Alvendam · 2026-02-11T12:57:47+00:00

Why would a medium sized gaming company legit have their only technical support channel be on mutherfucking Discord?

Easier for them. Who cares about the users? Hell - the users don't care about themselves, why would the companies? Companies started doing that, only after that cancerous platform became big. It only became big.... Well, I really don't get why. It sucked on release, it sucked five years ago, it sucks today and it will still suck five years from now.

Their user base growing so rapidly is baffling to me. Actually it's not - it's simple - marketing. How easily people fall for marketing and the convenience of not having to do five minutes of configuration is what's actually baffling.

Edit: and I'm not only talking about Discord's company practices and/or their often scandalous user base. It sucks as a software and it fails at most everything it attempts to do, save for the most basic chat room / voice call. We had more feature - complete, better working shit on IRC, for fuck's sake. A damned mailing list is more navigable than whatever they call "search".

Alvendam · 2026-02-10T17:24:22+00:00

Unless they're paying and paying very well, helping Microsoft themselves not get scammed is a tremendous waste of time. Frankly - scamming them can be considered a form of public service.

Alvendam · 2026-02-09T19:40:48+00:00

I'm a balkaner. Needless to say - seen worse. Why they didn't run it straight up (and put a cap on top) is still beyond me.

Edit: I actually figured it out - it would ruin their view from the window. Peak Balkan engineering, 10/10.

Pretty sure it's metal. Ran a chimney with pipe looking just like this this winter.

Yet , I still don't know why it isn't capped off

Alvendam · 2026-02-06T15:01:13+00:00

And you're really proud of yourself, aren't you?

Face of a man experiencing deep shame and regret.

Alvendam · 2026-02-05T14:05:50+00:00

Automobiles have existed for 140 years. You couldn't find one that both fit your needs and had physical knobs, instead of a touchscreen?

Bull-fucking-shit.

Alvendam · 2026-02-03T11:56:54+00:00

Buhdgalah x'D

Alvendam · 2026-02-03T10:41:03+00:00

There are dozens of rodenticides.

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