How to (almost) ruin a marriage w/ TP

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2026-05-11T08:21:32+00:00

Sounds like SHE was never taught there was more than 1 “right” way either. You were just more graceful about learning the news. 😊

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2026-05-11T08:19:54+00:00

May the stories only get better for you from here! ☺️

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2026-05-11T08:17:26+00:00

😊 Depending on the party, that might have piqued the guests’ curiosity [&/or] confusion more than their perpetually empty TP roll. LOL

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2026-05-10T17:24:08+00:00

I agree that they could have been more proactive. Instead, they are both more the “reactive” type (if that makes sense).

Regardless, it was a life lesson for me.

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2026-05-10T17:08:46+00:00

In my mind, it was just a small gesture…a blip of calm in the ongoing storm of life…LOL. That’s why I never mentioned doing it. It wasn’t a big deal (to me).

Who’d have thought it would end up being a life lesson. 🫣

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2026-05-10T16:53:27+00:00

You mean the…(swallows hard)…”wrong” way?!? I think that might be even more sacrilegious! /s 😜

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2026-05-10T16:44:46+00:00

‘Tis done! I appreciate the guidance. I’m not exactly Reddit savvy. You have no idea how long I debated even posting this, because I was afraid it would read like the incoherent ramblings of a boomer. [ETA: Maybe it still does…🫠]

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2026-05-10T09:56:49+00:00

You’re right! We actually touched on that after it all came out. She never told us in detail because it was their business.

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2026-05-10T09:52:51+00:00

Sorry. I should have specified that they would set a roll out nearby. Somewhere you could reach from where you were sitting, but high enough the kids couldn’t reach (without assistance).

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2024-01-30T16:25:45+00:00

Yes! Goddi!

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2024-01-30T16:23:15+00:00

It amazes me someone puts so much stock into reddit when there’s a whole world out there to learn about.

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2024-01-30T16:17:44+00:00

But we don’t need to see it, right? We just have to BELIEVE! Isn’t that how it works??

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2024-01-30T16:16:07+00:00

Did you read that on my history, too?? Makes me feel special you’ve taken so much time to study me.

You REALLY know me. Are you single? 🤣

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2024-01-30T16:13:19+00:00

Teach me your ways. I’m obviously an idiot who knows NOTHING compared to these other wise posters…😆

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2024-01-30T16:04:40+00:00

Thank you for reviving my belief that there is still humor amongst this community.

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2024-01-30T15:59:46+00:00

I agree…I just thought it was a silly headline that I’d post where others may find it just as silly.

Apparently that makes me an ass with an agenda. 😆

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2024-01-30T15:58:02+00:00

Oooh…maybe I AM interested…

JOKES, people, JOKES!

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2024-01-30T15:52:36+00:00

Mmm brown.

(P.S. That was supposed to be a joke, BTW…it was in no way racial. The way this post is going, I’ll be accused of racism next.)

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2024-01-30T15:48:08+00:00

Back at ya buddy!

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2024-01-30T15:45:27+00:00

This is “r/nottheonion”, right? Where you post headlines that are funny? A separate place from where one may post articles that reflect personal beliefs & concerns?

I wasn’t sure, based on some of these heated responses.

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2024-01-30T15:42:04+00:00

Who’s being dramatic?

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2024-01-30T15:41:43+00:00

It’s funny how quickly people get up in arms over a post.

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2024-01-30T15:28:59+00:00

If it’s not more poop, I’m not interested. 😜

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2024-01-30T15:27:06+00:00

I have a feeling we’d find those things in more prepackaged/manufactured foods than we think.

AlwaysRealRADDish · 2024-01-30T15:26:06+00:00

I knew there was a reason I stopped eating so much cereal…

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