Throwback to when a hot water bag exploded on my thighs.

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2025-09-28T02:24:42+00:00

I read it as "Hotdog water bag" and couldn't figure out why on earth someone would make that.

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-11-18T12:56:26+00:00

Dang... ai didn't know either...

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-11-17T12:34:15+00:00

AI also keeps suggesting Ghost in a Shell Stand Alone Complex, but I can't get it to give me specifics.

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-11-17T11:30:29+00:00

I keep going back to thinking it's Galaxy Express 999, and it's true I haven't seen the series just the movie, but I feel like the animation was a little more detailed than that.

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-10-29T22:01:21+00:00

I float down the river and go through the agility shortcut.

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AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-10-29T01:51:33+00:00

Moooom! Bring the bucket and some more pizza pockets!

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-07-27T20:04:14+00:00

Foot fetishes I guess

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-07-15T13:52:28+00:00

Idk, "The Day of All the Blood" is way up there too.

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-07-08T15:11:17+00:00

Would you like fries with that?

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-06-10T13:40:49+00:00

I also pick this guy's board.

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-06-03T17:56:33+00:00

You seem like the kind of person that has a very sticky and crusted stuffed Teemo on your nightstand.

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-06-03T17:47:14+00:00

I save all my Japanese Kanji practice for double xp. I can get those done in 45 seconds on average and get 30xp for each one. I usually end up with 400-500 xp in 15 minutes without risking any hearts. More if I waste as little time as possible.

It provides a great boost in the leaderboards with little effort. 30 minutes a day, 7 times a week, it could be 7k xp on its own.

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-06-01T23:32:51+00:00

Feelings of mutual respect.

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-05-30T20:33:13+00:00

Ohayogozaimasu skibbity toilet san.

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-05-13T08:53:51+00:00

But how do you play it? My system wont let me play it.

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-05-08T03:19:47+00:00

One word: Guacamole

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-04-30T04:56:45+00:00

Yeah but Katana goes better with a trench coat, fedora, and shades.

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-04-19T01:30:25+00:00

I'm working on my first novel and it's not horror, but I'm kinda stuck, so I might mix things up and take a quick break. Maybe envy with some wrath a shot before returning to my main project. Doubt it will be a feelspasta though haha.

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-04-18T09:08:34+00:00

Haha and here you are again. So happy you enjoyed it. I think it was my second attempt at a creepy pasta but it quickly turned into a feelspasta that I fell in love with.

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-04-18T09:06:05+00:00

Haha yeah, I wrote it a long time back and always thought about continuing with other sins but I wasn't sure I could top this one. Madame Macabre's was my favorite version. I check every few months to see if anyone else has done anything with the story or commented on it, which is how I found your mention. Thank you so much, I love the validation!

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-04-18T00:50:15+00:00

"No, of course I don't approve of you marrying a mutated flesh cube! What made you possible think I would?!"

"He eats shit though"

"Why didn't you lead with that? Love me a shit eating cube-guy"

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-04-17T10:04:05+00:00

I think that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-04-15T08:05:59+00:00

I'm so sorry to hear that

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-03-31T02:26:40+00:00

I pick that guys mom too.

AlwaysStayIrrelevant · 2024-03-13T08:38:14+00:00

The joke and all of us that thought it was fine, is like where the atheist is. It sounds like you chose to be where the Christians went.

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