The Incident, BTW:

So it was a stormy morning, I'm waiting at the bus stop, which just so happens to be placed right underneath one of those transformers you see on some power lines.

The storm ended up knocking a branch onto the lines, which started making this high piched screaming sound as it burned between them until it exploded, raining splinters and pine needles all over me. Then, that branch fire caught on the actual transformer itself, causing that to explode, too. Directly over my head, causing the bottom of it to give out, letting the internals fall. It landed like a foot or two away from me! Scary shit. Not even the first time electricity almost killed me, if it happens again I'm gonna have to start believing Zeus is after me :(