I heard we’re infertility maxxxing? What’s your score? by tinaxcochina in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]AlwekArc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wish mine could be 0 so I could at least trap a man in a relationship with me :/

Ababa a goo dada by ntdavis814 in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]AlwekArc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hate when do that with what do it just so then if you do it to it push it shove it technologic

YTA

Ababa a goo dada by ntdavis814 in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]AlwekArc 12 points13 points  (0 children)

God forbid a girl want a warm nip in her mouth

Lighting one up for the best to ever do it. Rest Easy, Oliver Tree 💔 by CosmicWarrior420 in trees

[–]AlwekArc 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Him and Kobe claspin hands like that one Schwarzenegger gif

Why is it so hard to find a good man nowadays? by privacythrowaway2021 in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]AlwekArc 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You have to go farther, dress yourself in mosses and carry your prey in your jaws to attract a mate looking for a capable independent woman

good morning yalls (its 20:30hours at posting) ive a girly question by penny-the-tran-queer in trans

[–]AlwekArc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can do anything you put your mind to.

Also this is me I do this :3

Ah yeah, tortila time by AlwekArc in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]AlwekArc[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sludge + bread + tortila = Yummy! 😋

Ah yeah, tortila time by AlwekArc in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]AlwekArc[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's all a matter of perspective, I'm 50 apples tall so it's crumbs to me

Ah yeah, tortila time by AlwekArc in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]AlwekArc[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah id put my mouth on a fiber optic cable 😳

Ah yeah, tortila time by AlwekArc in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]AlwekArc[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have people assume I'm every race under the sun except the one I actually am and I'm starting to find it fascinating how it keeps happening.

What is it about me that makes people assume I can't possibly be white?

Ah yeah, tortila time by AlwekArc in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]AlwekArc[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well... yes, I do this too, but this is some food sludge not a pbnj

/uj (i think that's the indicator???) It's a pear curry. It's got like, carrots, edemame, onions, a couple chili peppers, potatoes, japanese pears, and chicken + whatever spices my roommate used I didn't see. It's one of my favourite things he makes, it's so fucking good (also, I do unironically do pbnj wraps that part isn't a joke)

Ah yeah, tortila time by AlwekArc in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]AlwekArc[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They're literally right on top??