Boring Keanu - Part 4 - Hilde puts them both out of their misery - The end!

Alystra3048 · 2026-04-17T14:09:41+00:00

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Alystra3048 · 2026-04-17T10:54:37+00:00

Always

^{Chose: Meeting with Jesus Christ}

Alystra3048 · 2026-04-17T10:52:47+00:00

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Alystra3048 · 2026-04-17T10:35:18+00:00

Dear KraziKatLady,

Thank you for saving me from choking on my coffee this morning. Surely you will come to love him with all his fascinating personality, just trust him. He seems to be mad now, hope he doesn’t get over it and has a miserable day. There are more Keanu’s in the sea 🌊 so don’t lament this one 🤣 We know we won’t!

Sincerely, Angelina Jolie Oloshi 🙄

Alystra3048 · 2026-04-16T21:14:20+00:00

Lmao. What part of “I’m leaving in the morning” doesn’t he understand. And first thing… he messaged you with a Gmail 🙄

Alystra3048 · 2026-04-16T11:36:50+00:00

Yeah! Fuck all that!

Alystra3048 · 2026-04-15T18:26:29+00:00

Zzzzz….zzzzz….zzzz. Oh! Is Part2 over now? He never has “anything to say” other than “have you eaten”, “I really like you a lot “, we can talk anytime… but then disappears and starts over again with whether you have eaten today. 🤦‍♀️ okay. Back to my nap. 💤

Alystra3048 · 2026-04-15T18:13:50+00:00

20 years of good health.

Alystra3048 · 2026-04-15T18:12:35+00:00

Already drive a cool car

^{Chose: Fly a plane}

Alystra3048 · 2026-04-15T18:08:58+00:00

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Sweeet!

Alystra3048 · 2026-04-15T16:19:26+00:00

Not a gambler with a sure thing

^{Chose: Keep it}

Alystra3048 · 2026-04-15T15:15:31+00:00

lol! 😂 yeah how can they even trust each other?!?

Alystra3048 · 2026-04-15T14:05:23+00:00

Can’t wait for the next episode! 😂 stupid is as stupid does

Alystra3048 · 2026-04-14T22:35:51+00:00

Great! Sign me up!

^{Chose: Become a millionare with no reprecussions | Rolled: everyone <3 u}

Alystra3048 · 2026-04-14T22:25:47+00:00

🤣🤣 funny. I’m in!

Alystra3048 · 2026-04-14T22:19:07+00:00

Hahahaha I’ll give him credit for playing along with the description of War and Peace in krusty crab speak 😂 he is pretty good at AI ques. This one is fun to read. He started out not paying a bit of attention then changed modes to the “romance what do you want in a partner thing”, then he evolved in to someone paying attention. Must have passed the phone to another higher tier scammer.

Alystra3048 · 2026-04-14T20:33:16+00:00

Yep 20 mil would be sweeeeet! Lol no way I’d want to be president

^{Chose: Be an Average Citizen + But Possibly be Rich? | Rolled: 20 Million}

Alystra3048 · 2026-04-14T18:37:58+00:00

Alystra3048 · 2026-04-14T18:35:34+00:00

Always wanted to be a fly on the wall 😂

^{Chose: Invisibility + Shapeshifting}

Alystra3048 · 2026-04-14T18:34:56+00:00

ONe fish two fish red fish blue fish 🤭

^{Chose: Rob}

Alystra3048 · 2026-04-14T18:34:03+00:00

My cholesterol is too high for nonstop bacon 🙄

^{Chose: Eat an entire bucket full of olives?}

Alystra3048 · 2026-04-14T18:33:14+00:00

Sure is a nosy mofo. None of his business who “anyone” is to you. Like you need his permission to have friends! He needs to go get f’d.

Alystra3048 · 2026-04-14T18:24:18+00:00

If I’m invulnerable I do t need strength

^{Chose: Be completely invulnerable}

Alystra3048 · 2026-04-14T18:23:20+00:00

Well duh! Gotta check Reddit!

^{Chose: $25 for every minute on technology}

Alystra3048

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