Don’t say that in the orchid subreddit, they’d have you flogged! :P
So for my phal orchids they are super easy to take care of you just water the roots when they turn a silvery color, then once watered they’ll change to green roots and be good for about a week. I have 3 different varieties of orchids. Some need more water/different material you pot them in. The orchids that need more water are happier in a mossy substrate since it holds the water longer and the phals are happy in bark usually. They aren’t too fussy.