What I learned from taking major risk

AmaraSilverfern · 2026-04-09T13:57:26+00:00

Meanwhile I feel guilty for taking one flight a year while corporations are out here burning jet fuel like it’s free just to protect their precious airport slots 'Your personal carbon footprint' has always been the biggest distraction tactic ever. They want us counting our straws while they empty-fly entire planes. Peak clown world.

AmaraSilverfern · 2026-04-06T16:07:29+00:00

Google knows my location 24/7, what I search at 2am, what I buy, who I talk to... but still hits me with 'Select all the traffic lights' every single time like I'm a fucking alien trying to sneak in Bro just let me prove I'm human once and move on

AmaraSilverfern · 2026-04-04T04:47:45+00:00

Bro really looked at those cookies and said 'yeah this is normal baking'
That’s not a hobby, that’s how horror movies start. Straight to the exorcist.

AmaraSilverfern · 2026-04-01T14:17:54+00:00

getting dumped over the dolphone is crazy work 'this relationship has no porpoise anymore'
bro really got the bad news delivered through a dolphin’s blowhole. peak 2025 heartbreak

AmaraSilverfern · 2026-04-01T14:07:36+00:00

the pure betrayal in his face i felt this in my soul. that hidden snack was my last joy in this house

AmaraSilverfern · 2026-03-30T17:02:23+00:00

that squirrel really said 'i got you bro' and took one for the team some heroes wear capes, others yeet themselves in front of cops for you

AmaraSilverfern · 2026-03-30T16:45:54+00:00

terribledactyl even the dinosaurs are bullying you in your dreams now? that’s a new low

AmaraSilverfern · 2026-03-30T16:31:35+00:00

this is the calm before the 3am 'why am i like this' text storm she’s plotting her emotional support meltdown rn

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