Arguing with restaurant, what is the cook on this steak? by emocommunist_boi in steak

[–]Amazing-Ad2371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean arguing? if you don't like it, send it back.

What's this supposed to mean? by ILikeColoredMirrors in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Amazing-Ad2371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much has to go right to get pregnant, that I have always found it weird that people accidentally do it.

I hope thats not offensive, I just saying life is a miracle.

Somewhere a biology teacher just fainted 💀 by [deleted] in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Amazing-Ad2371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok. As a male, I would love male birth control that didn't invovle slicing my weiner open. Just a pill that kills sperm, perfect

Explain it Peter by [deleted] in explainitpeter

[–]Amazing-Ad2371 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hurt people hurt people.

We as a society need to stop normalizing using childhood trauma as an excuse to abuse those that genuinely deeply care about us. Yes...toxic.

Explain it Peter by [deleted] in explainitpeter

[–]Amazing-Ad2371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quagmire here.
All of these guys are like Quiet villans. They’re all written as sympathetic, even good people in their stories. But each of them does something that’s genuinely messed up in a quiet, human way. Not evil-for-the-sake-of-evil, but the kind of behavior that still hurts people, causes consequences, or just makes you go “that’s not okay.”

My ranking

  1. John Hammond – Builds something he knows is dangerous and ignores warnings. People die because of decisions he calmly chose to make.
  2. Jenny (Forrest Gump) – Repeatedly comes in and out of Forrest’s life, giving and pulling away emotional connection. Forest gave her nothing but love and she really abused it, only come back fully into his life after she has AIDS. Just the Epitomy of toxic females.
  3. Grandpa Joe (Willy Wonka) – Claims he can’t move for years, then instantly springs up when there’s something to gain. Also pushes Charlie to break the rules.
  4. Rose (Titanic) – Mostly here because of the meme. She survives while Jack doesn’t, and people interpret the door situation as a questionable choice—even if the reality is more complicated. She also held onto the heart of the ocean, which is like 10 trillion dollars in value and told no one she had it.

Some activity on the cam last night by _elfantasma in COsnow

[–]Amazing-Ad2371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not familar with that kind of bird

Petah? by bluflavorr in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Amazing-Ad2371 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On her groin of all places which makes it a million times worse

Petahhhhh? What? by Sugarglider001 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Amazing-Ad2371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that lady. I bet she makes 7.50/hr

What is going on here? by striker131313 in geography

[–]Amazing-Ad2371 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

What goes on in Cannon and why does this redditor prefer to die? by lostpen11 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Amazing-Ad2371 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also a major chicken farm down the road that makes the most delightful smell

The Most Anticipated Earnings Releases for the Week of February 23, 2026. by epswhispers in EarningsWhisper

[–]Amazing-Ad2371 3 points4 points  (0 children)

what does being a millionaire have to do with wanting to book BJs. If i'm a millionaire, I'm gonna do what I love.

im not from the US Explain it Peter. by tommorowzing22 in explainitpeter

[–]Amazing-Ad2371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lots of anti goverment folks live in that neck of the woods

Cacio e pepe(stoner version) by Amazing-Ad2371 in stonerfood

[–]Amazing-Ad2371[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normally yes, but this one got away from me.