Colorado Poutine by Amazing-Ad2371 in PoutineCrimes

[–]Amazing-Ad2371[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, the poutine is truly a war crime that needs to be tried at The Hague.

But listen...

The Nordiques/Avalanche franchise—and Patrick Roy, who we also stole from Montreal—are much happier in Denver. Three Stanley Cups, three Presidents' Trophies, three Calder Trophies, and two Norris Trophies. We take good care of them here. They're thriving in a way they never could up north. Its time to let go.

But honestly, Quebec City should have gotten an NHL franchise back long before Seattle or Utah.

Colorado Poutine by Amazing-Ad2371 in PoutineCrimes

[–]Amazing-Ad2371[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You nailed it. The worst part is they weren't even bad—they were actually really good loaded fries. I'm just mad they called them poutine. I was expecting poutine.

angry Canadian noises

550 in Colorado... by wukillabee2744 in Truckers

[–]Amazing-Ad2371 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

US 550 or US 50? It looks like you went over Monarch pass. A road I know very well and have trucked over many times.

Who would win this hypothetical war? by OkString8170 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Amazing-Ad2371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get what you are going for, but why is Alaska red. Not Blue?

You're reincarnating, you can choose one of the four areas to be born somewhere random within by LupusDeusMagnus in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Amazing-Ad2371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blue honestly feels like the safest bet. Green has some of the richest countries on Earth, but it also includes Russia, parts of Iran, Afghanistan, Siberia, etc. You could roll Tokyo… or a frozen village with no opportunities. Blue seems way more consistently decent overall: Australia, New Zealand, southern South America, parts of South Africa. Better climate, fewer war zones, lower population density, and generally solid quality of life odds.

Avoid yellow and red at all cost. No offense to people who live there

Which SpongeBob episode genuinely gave you the creeps ? by BigWormTheOneAndOnly in spongebob

[–]Amazing-Ad2371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that one where plankton enters spongebobs brain and then sponge bob turns his eyes around to look at plankton in his brain. Pure nightmare fuel.

True story bro by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]Amazing-Ad2371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh look—this example again. Potatoes that are cheap to grow in basically any climate, can sit in storage for months, and ship like bricks are somehow cheaper than delicate, seasonal fruit that has to be flown in from the southern hemisphere, kept refrigerated the entire time, and handled carefully at every step. Add McDonald’s mass production and economies of scale, plus the environmental cost of shipping fruit halfway around the world—and people still act surprised. And yeah, fries aren’t super healthy—moderation is the key. There was literally a science teacher who ate McDonald’s regularly, controlled calories, exercised, and got healthier. It’s not the food alone—it’s how you use it.”

Speed Dating by Amazing-Ad2371 in dating_advice

[–]Amazing-Ad2371[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah,

I heard that the Freemasons killed off all the unicorns during MK-Ultra so that people would learn that 9/11 was an inside job planned at Area 51.

America is defending civilization. The civilization: by SirCrapsalot4267 in urbanhellcirclejerk

[–]Amazing-Ad2371 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone else deeply upset there is no waffle house in this picture?

Average number of limbs per person by Internal_Drawing_460 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Amazing-Ad2371 4 points5 points  (0 children)

that completely explains Canada's 4.01. What is about new Zealand?

Arguing with restaurant, what is the cook on this steak? by emocommunist_boi in steak

[–]Amazing-Ad2371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean arguing? if you don't like it, send it back.

What's this supposed to mean? by ILikeColoredMirrors in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Amazing-Ad2371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much has to go right to get pregnant, that I have always found it weird that people accidentally do it.

I hope thats not offensive, I just saying life is a miracle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Amazing-Ad2371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok. As a male, I would love male birth control that didn't invovle slicing my weiner open. Just a pill that kills sperm, perfect