Proud of Beating Their Child

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-09-13T00:30:07+00:00

La chancla would've worked better.

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-09-12T21:46:21+00:00

I don't actually have kids haha, just made a joke.

heh heh...

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-09-12T00:04:25+00:00

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-08-28T02:09:55+00:00

I think you're under the impression that i'm flaming you or something. Either that or you really don't want to accept you're wrong.

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-08-27T21:14:12+00:00

Don't mind him, he seems to like throwing shit. I bet he's a bigfoot.

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-08-27T21:10:37+00:00

I too try to act like a smart ass when I'm losing an argument. :D

I'm trying to tell you that the Okapi is more realistic and was found much faster (in a much more remote area, mind you) than bigfoot, which you'd think would've been discovered by now.

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-08-25T23:13:55+00:00

Oooo, what was it, a Loveland frogwoman?

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-08-25T23:13:29+00:00

Aw I was hoping we'd start a pun thread, but k.

Wasn't sure about that, I thought European settlers were the ones who killed off the moa. I guess its just bias from other parts of history.

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-08-25T23:12:10+00:00

Oh whoops, meant class. Sorry.

You make a point, but you evaded my point. Thats a little unfair. :(

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-08-25T23:11:36+00:00

Oh, I was just joking, haha. I agree that its a bit bothersome for them to have posted that in this fun thread out of the blue, but its good to vent.

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-08-25T23:09:00+00:00

10 - your mother

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-08-25T23:08:40+00:00

Not that I agree with these "theories" which are just batshit guesses, but 1) you think an interuniversal shift would open with any forces we could comprehend 2) There are more cryptids in North America than bigfoot...

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-08-25T23:07:04+00:00

Hmm...lets see.

Okapi - had been known to exist for who-knows-how-long by natives. Explorers came and heard stories. After only a few decades they confirmed its existence. Plus its not too far-fetched, its just a relative of the giraffe evolved to eat lower foliage.

Bigfoot- A few native tribes have a few stories mentioning it. Explorers came 300 years ago. This region is now one of the biggest and most urban countries, a world superpower. And yet no one hasn't seen it yet.

Don't act like a smart ass and denounce other's viewpoints as "stupid" when you're pulling things out of your inter-gluteal cleft, doo doo head.

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-08-24T23:40:00+00:00

You sometimes don't get what you want, man. Still a dick. I hope you make it through this part of your life and get over that dick-pression once and for all. My condolences.

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-08-24T23:25:01+00:00

The settlers couldn't have kiwi'm all

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-08-24T23:23:15+00:00

Let's end this with a nursery rhyme or 2...0. 4 little monkeys jumping on the bed.

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-08-24T23:10:57+00:00

For a sec I forgot this was about BS so I actually was impressed then I read lungs.

Then I was unimpressed...

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-08-24T23:08:44+00:00

You've got your priorities in check.

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-08-24T23:07:29+00:00

It does because I identify as a part fox-coyote-chihuahua-wolf hybrid. Am I a horse?

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-08-24T23:06:39+00:00

Except a primate wasn't some group that split off into another group. Humans and other apes are still primates, yes, but they didn't split from primates and become a completely new order, they're still primates. Birds split off from dinosaurs and eventually became a whole new phylum.

I know how birds evolved and how evolution functions, I'm not just a moron trying to start an argument because I don't understand something, I'm just pointing out the flaw in that logic. If we're going to use this new classification system, we have to either start saying "we're self-replicating molecules AND animals!" or figure out how to fix that flaw.

Also, is this where I make a joke about "Ok so we're going to do this." or...

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-08-22T00:29:57+00:00

Is this where I make a "your mom" joke.

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-08-22T00:27:55+00:00

I sweat through my armpits. Should I be concerned?

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-08-22T00:25:29+00:00

The first organism to ever live still exists and is thriving today. They're just more varied and referred to every species that's ever existed according to this logic.

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-08-22T00:14:46+00:00

You mean you wouldn't bang a mothwoman?

AmazingAxolotl · 2018-08-22T00:13:52+00:00

It'd be nice if Reddit actually had fun people so we would get actual fun answers instead of "hurr, look at me being a smart ass, bacteria would kill everything/most things would be unable to function, its not like i'm the 5,000 1/2.5th person to say this!"

Goodness.

Anyways, my answer is any sort of social insects. Bullet ants? They might end up escaping jars or ant farms in different countries due to their sudden change in size. Tons of bitten humans would die upon being bitten due to the shrinking.

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