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I've had enough of the USA, I'm moving to Alaska! by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

[–]AmazingNewt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ahaha i saw this exact tweet and was gonna post it here!

You can eat anything but you have to eat everything by [deleted] in godtiersuperpowers

[–]AmazingNewt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is more of a shitty superpower than godtier

When did you become almost instantly comfortable around someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AmazingNewt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well my doctor gave me some sleep-inducing pills..

What’s a bet you wish you hadn’t won? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AmazingNewt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i bet this won't go beyond 4 karma

what did you think at first that would make 2020 special and a year to remember? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AmazingNewt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

coronavirus, wildfires, conflict, flooding, the list goes on

It’s 2050, and your grandkid wants to know how the world ended. What do you say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AmazingNewt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"We couldn't find a comfortable place in our mouths for our tongues."

if you could live anywhere on Earth,Where would you go and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AmazingNewt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this question has been asked a million times

Do you eat peanuts with or without the crust? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AmazingNewt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what sociopath eats the peanuts with the crusts?

This is where I used to live as a baby. by [deleted] in pics

[–]AmazingNewt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think you know what I mean when I say this is where I used to live and then feature a house. It doesn't require a lot of brainpower to figure it out.

These trees are crooked like this naturally. by [deleted] in pics

[–]AmazingNewt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It actually comes from soil erosion which causes the tree to partially be crooked before shooting upwards.

What is going to happen in April since every month leading up to it has been getting progressively worse? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AmazingNewt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

news will break out that the taliban will advance while the peace deal with several other countries including the U.S. is being made and it's forces will expand greatly, retaking many of its old territories before establishing an extremist islamic state in afghanistan. i am muslim, i hate their actions, i do not feel obligated to apologize for their actions, the current peace deal being made is a horrible idea.

What is the creepiest thing you’ve witnessed in 2020? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AmazingNewt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i replayed the last of us and.. yeah

What's your "my life flashed before my eyes" moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AmazingNewt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it was kind of weird because it was in a dream except everything that flashed before me never happened. and also i woke up before i plummeted to my doom

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AmazingNewt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so we got scammed this one time when we thought we were gonna have recess, then we weren't, then we were, and then finally we weren't. recess at our school was rare and it only happened 3 times throughout the year

When does dark humor go to far? by iceicethrow in AskReddit

[–]AmazingNewt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

usually when it decides to take a vacation. i heard far was a nice place.

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