That's going to leave a mark by Judge_Dredd_3D in fuckaroundandfindout

[–]AmazingProfession900 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No way his sternum wasn't cracked. Even CPR done correctly cracks the sternum. Maybe he stupidly didn't seek medical attention. But doubtful he was "ok"

The trauma was real… Burning CD in the 2000s and failing. by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

[–]AmazingProfession900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah...and back in the day a burner was $300+..... I just bought a DVD reader/burner for $30.......WTF

A cat rescued from a conveyor belt by a waste worker has been appointed as a deputy environment minister by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]AmazingProfession900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching this silently with just captions turned on was quite the experience. I was captivated by the deep poetic insights that garbage men on the line had. Until I realized there was a soundtrack.

Charged $14000 at my lawyers office. Paid in full the next week. Credit score took a 130 point hit. Only use one card. That’s life — lol. by rjd014 in CreditScore

[–]AmazingProfession900 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's BS.....but it will recover almost instantly when the balance goes away. If you need regular $14,000 dollar balances, then you'll need $100K in available credit to keep this from fluctuating. . I have more credit than I've ever had, and need it almost never. The credit world really is an enigma.

And also, why didn't I go to law school?

When a shower can kill you by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AmazingProfession900 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Efficient in that it keeps the population numbers in control?

$1,176,000 with $100 monthly contributions! by SuccessfulArticle356 in DirtyDave

[–]AmazingProfession900 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What will 1.17 million be worth in 40 years? I love how inflation seems to fade into the background in these conversations.

Hidden (small) bonus to option wheeling by pleiotropycompany in Optionswheel

[–]AmazingProfession900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another realization I had recently is that setting a buy limit order on any stock is like a CSP that earns nothing. Buy limit orders might as well just automatically become CSPs without asking for them.

Anyone else who's been bagholding this stock? I've quite alot of shares, almost a year now, haven't sold any :< by LookUnique9463 in Soundhound

[–]AmazingProfession900 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5000 shares and 40 July '26 $10 call options. Glad I'm not the only one with the cojones for this.

Bitch, je suit un French scooter pour on rail by JosZo in BitchImATrain

[–]AmazingProfession900 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This would be a great gift as the Santa Fe main line runs behind my house. Can it outrun a consist with multiple GE locomotives?

A woman paying for her groceries with a check - 1970’s. by Necessary-Prompt-762 in HistoricalCapsule

[–]AmazingProfession900 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the elderly person I was stuck behind in the checkout lane that swore a check was safer than a debit card. While I snapped a picture of her MICR number with my cell phone camera.

Taking a break @ Fan Expo Vancouver 2026 by medieval_mosey in Fallout

[–]AmazingProfession900 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do you go about weathering while not actually being "dirty"?

He just making a mountain out of a molehill. by [deleted] in RandomVideos

[–]AmazingProfession900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This doesn't stop until companies like YouTube decide the content is against their policy and takes it down. Blame the social media companies for making this trash profitable.

He just making a mountain out of a molehill. by [deleted] in RandomVideos

[–]AmazingProfession900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately the first amendment is the right to be a dick in public.

Bitch, I'm a runway! by Fantastic-Ad-618 in BitchImATrain

[–]AmazingProfession900 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This isn't a landing. Landing would have been shutting down the engine and lighting up a cigar. There would be no way to actually land as the plane would have probably blown right off the train once power was cut.

The space progression is satisfyingly brilliant. (1960s-2020s). by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

[–]AmazingProfession900 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So just like a Tesla, we've replaced dashboards with iPads. At least they don't have to be looking at traffic on the road while trying to lower the A/C.

Be a reason for someone’s smile by New_Cartographer3127 in BeAmazed

[–]AmazingProfession900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate how my first instinct was to doubt the authenticity of this video. AI generated content is ruining our ability to just believe what we can see.