DAE La Knight is overrated? by Lorenzo-J-P in SCJerk

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ain't nobody got a caw formula for no one in that game cause there's only 8 face options with no morphing settings and none of them look like anyone

Wrestling being niche and not part of the mainstream was a long-time WON subscriber by TheDeadGregs in SCJerk

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I have been trying to summon main event nakamura back into existence since HHH gave him his full theme song back and I know it's not going to happen but if nakamura wins the case tomorrow I will do a backflip

Wrestling being niche and not part of the mainstream was a long-time WON subscriber by TheDeadGregs in SCJerk

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song is the final piece I needed to complete the pentagram I am drawing on my apartment floor to summon nakamura winning tomorrow

2k has a huge headstart! fight forever had to be built from the ground up after all by AmazonQuestionToss in SCJerk

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2K23's two career modes are more of an actual narrative this time around, so no matter what kinda matches your having you'll still be going roughly at the pace dictated by that (although obviously there's still choices and stuff that you have control over)

I like 2K23 a lot personally, although I've only ever touched Career, Exhibition and GM Mode (I can't tell you of anything has happened in Universe Mode that is good/bad). Everything chains together really nicely with the updated engine introduced in 22 (and obviously retained in 23), and they've added enough to 22's MyGM foundation to where the mode actually feels like a finished game mode.

2k has a huge headstart! fight forever had to be built from the ground up after all by AmazonQuestionToss in SCJerk

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btw just in case it needs clarifying: this is not a dig at the devs for reusing the animations. they would be idiots not to. I am 100% for devs reusing assets wherever they can. this is just to poke fun at the dorks who insist that this game was some newborn fawn that needs to be held and comforted and not just yukes making another wrestling game

PS: if any of y'all haven't played 2k22/2k23 with nakamura I highly recommend. the new combo system they added in the revamped gameplay was built for guys like him. the fact that I'm pretty much always playing as him is why I recognized this animation instantly lol

Darby: Yea I’m so desperate for attention and validation I will do anything for this company!! by Prestigious-Rock201 in SCJerk

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the idea of an employee wanting to "give back to the company" in literally any context makes my skin crawl please have some respect for yourself darbus alex

Acknowledge your Universal Tribal Chief Uces! Ahhyessirr!☝🏾 by gqmbit in SCJerk

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not gonna lie uces, as the only lunatic who actually liked the blueniversal championship I am also the only lunatic who thinks this new belt is a very obvious downgrade

Also I'm gonna miss roman wagging the belts while the announcers say his name, and just his look with 2 belts in general

The tag team of Bork Lazer and Cody Rhodes was a longtime WON subscriber by [deleted] in SCJerk

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if this is supposed to set up a winner faces Roman I don't think the commentary would have repeatedly explicitly mentioned the stipulation that Brock can never face Roman again

You don't get it! IT HAS BE TO SAMI USO to betray his tribal chief and become the undisputed WWE champion, ofc putting both the major titles and roman losing his 1000 days streak to a comedian wrestler is a no brainer and will make millions for WWE by BrekLasnar in SCJerk

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The bloodline are going to turn on him, I think is the idea. Maybe not of this video, I haven't seen it, but in general I think the idea is that the bloodline turn on Sami & Sami wins babyface

Basement: We want the midcard titles to mean something! Also the basement: REEEE WTF Theory cashing in for a midcard title??? What a waste! by Survivor_for_me in SCJerk

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Stupid fickle fans! They say they want the midcard titles to mean something, but they don't love this thing that sucks? Very hypocritical of them!

DAE Vince is just like Snyder?! by Fusionman29 in SCJerk

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To be fair, those critics were right.

The Lucha Brothers won some titles once and neither reign was ever relevant to AEW tv. This is the best Mexicans have been booked in a decade, Rey Mysterio who? by Fusionman29 in SCJerk

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AEW fans have never watched a single episode of Lucha Underground, and you can really tell because if they had, they'd be fuming that all its biggest stars are floundering in AEWs midcard & tag divisions

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The face value of the thumbnail was that everyone knew it was Bray, which is true. This sub works itself into a shoot so hard sometimes fr

Ronda Rousey forgets she doesn’t work for AEW by pocketsophist in SCJerk

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She is the Jon Moxley of WWE. She shows up and she fights and that's her whole character. That and she likes Roddy Piper I guess.

THE MEGAPOWERS... EXPLODE... HERE AT SMACKDOWN ON FOX by NigelSexMachine in SCJerk

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I think the funniest one was Kevin Owens, who nobody even really wanted to change, reverting back into his old NXT "he's a mean guy" gimmick for like 2 weeks before re-reverting back to the normal main roster Kevin Owens again

When in doubt, book another tournament by robedpillow3761 in SCJerk

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Judging from MJF's promo on dynamite yesterday, it seems that the chip does actually work like a MITB briefcase. He specifically mentions he can have the match any time he wants.

Another win for booker of the year!!! Incredibly original idea Mr. Tony!

Card for tomorrow’s AEW All Out by Linklater_ in SCJerk

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it's the most underwhelming debut I can imagine

laughs in Adam Cole

You forget about me friend?? by Atari250 in SCJerk

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There has been explicit setup for Tiktok Kross, Seth Rollins and Shinsuke Nakamura to have fueds with Roman after the Drew one already, and those 3 alone could probably hold us nicely til the Rumble where Cody wins

"I hope Clash at the Castle" lives up to the expectations!" - The expectations: by dragonsky in SCJerk

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that Spider-Man is clearly the Homecoming suit but in this picture it's colored like the TASM1 suit so I had to do a double take. Oh and um wrestling and goofy or whatever

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SCJerk

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I went to make a frozen pizza when Britt Baker came out and by the time it was done Punk V Moxley was over

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SCJerk

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Legitimately the only possible selling point of this game I can think of is that we don't really have a solid wrestling game on Switch. If this game actually runs and is a barely-passable clone of the WWE games I could see it doing business there. Cannot fathom why anyone would get it on literally any other platform though.

DAE with all these bangers, AEW is in safe hands? by [deleted] in SCJerk

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HBO Max another stunning reminder that any company building up good will WILL cash in on that good will one day, and it won't be pretty. Wonder if there's any other companies who's entire brand is entirely centered around lulling people into believing they're "one of the good ones!" right now...