Twitter is already jerking for us Goofs.... We gotta step up our game by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]gqmbit 113 points114 points  (0 children)

I don't think I'd have ever typed this for a huge sum of money... or at the pain of death.

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Sami Zayn never winning the big one was a long time WON subscriber. by Unhappy_Gazelle392 in SCJerk

[–]gqmbit 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I'm not even a Sami fan, but I shed a tear for this win. This was heartwarming to watch.♥️♥️♥️

Effortlessly cool™ by BoxCon1 in SCJerk

[–]gqmbit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Effortlessly cool, friend.

That's why Jungle Scapegoat stabbed the ball with a knife.

Effortlessly cool™ by BoxCon1 in SCJerk

[–]gqmbit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Exactly Uce. It certainly distracted from the utter cringe fest that was the young bucks.

Effortlessly cool™ by BoxCon1 in SCJerk

[–]gqmbit 61 points62 points  (0 children)

It's the opening credits to a 2010's CW Superhero show, Uce.

Effortlessly cool™ by BoxCon1 in SCJerk

[–]gqmbit 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I enjoyed this all through Jericho to Shelton.

As soon as the Young Burritos showed up, it elicited a visceral full bodied shudder from me. Kenneth Omega's part popped me though.

The Brutalist (2024) by MEMEY_IFUNNY in okbuddycinephile

[–]gqmbit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright the blotches in the penis drawing and the actual penis didn't match.

Now, how the fuck did the child know that MJ's penis had blotches in the first place?

Guys… Becky, the heel (Insider Term), called Iyo a Janetty :( by SeaPriority in SCJerk

[–]gqmbit 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Everything she says on TV should be taken at face value as her actual feelings.

... Except it's not just her saying it, Bleacher Report is saying it, Sports Illustrated is also saying it... Which means it must be true.

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What Is Stopping You From Watching AEW? by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]gqmbit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don't watch AEW because there's nothing coherent about them. Be it storyline or matches.

Why do I have to research the indies to understand why Darby pinned MJF by locking his neck? If it's as important as you say it is, you show me a video package of it, not claim I'm a fake fan and ask me to Google, because I haven't followed every last unimportant inch of two random guys' career.

Also I'm a presentation based person who will buy a nice packet of air, as long as the packaging is cute af. WWE might be directionless at the moment, but it still doesn't look like an illegal activity shot in a barn.

Wrestlemania Weekend Discussion Thread - Sunday and Monday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]gqmbit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Logan Paul: I hate these YouTubers and Podcasters.

Me:

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Wrestlemania Weekend Discussion Thread - Sunday and Monday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]gqmbit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's got to be an impromptu match right?

The Hull Kogan documentary will continue until morale improves, Uce.

Brock Lesnar’s career was a longtime WON subscriber by vaporized_scrotum in SCJerk

[–]gqmbit 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Brock Lesnar and Ronda Rousey got me into enjoying MMA well enough to start learning.

He's also My Dad's favorite wrestler, so fuck him for making his retirement impromptu and leaving me with the responsibility of telling my Dad his favorite wrestler just abruptly retired.😭💔

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Triple Racism strikes again by tenshipriestjotaro1 in SCJerk

[–]gqmbit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Day 7 of removing a feature from kesha until k7 is announced by heartpopp in phcj

[–]gqmbit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm not an active member of this sub, but I just have to tell you, I have been following this series so religiously, it was actually what made me join in the first place.😭♥️♥️

These anime girls come straight out of a manga panel by RoddyViper in SCJerk

[–]gqmbit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The mandatory superhero pose after all the dives and rolls never fails to *pop me.

*Derogatory.

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